Meet Miami model Madison Murray in possibly the sexiest New Year’s photoshoot ever! I don’t know too much about her other than that she’s super cute and delicious. Definitely future ex-wife material! That said, it’s time I begin cyber stalking Madison’s Instagram page so that I get to know her a little better before I make my first move. Wish me luck in the new year!
ARCHIVES > December, 2013
Even though these are not my favorite Irina Shayk bikini pictures, they are better than a kick in the ass. I’m just not digging the hair. Anyway, here she is modelling for Beach Bunny swimwear. Sorry, if I’m not writing much today, but I got my pre-drink on already and all the letters are beginning to look the same.
I’m sure all you guys remember Anastasia Ashley‘s pre-match warm up twerk routine. If not here’s a little refresher. It’s only the single greatest video of all time! Anyway, here she is at the beach proving that she has the most awesome booty I’ve ever seen. So enjoy fellas, it doesn’t get much better than this!
Here’s Claudia Romani doing what she does best; hanging out in South Beach wearing a bikini. This is one of the only female personalities that understands that if they want to get on Hollywood Tuna, they need to wear minimal clothing or satisfy me sexually, which has yet to happen. You’d think being a a dude who writes about boobies all day in his mother’s basement would have some serious pull with the ladies. Unfortunately, it doesn’t. Hopefully that will change in the upcoming year. Fingers crossed.
Here’s Cara Delevingne back in a bikini again, and yeah, I still don’t get it. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t mind helping her put on suntan lotion, but I don’t see what makes Cara a Victoria’s Secret model. Or why the paps would keep following her around at the beach. I don’t even think you could take her out motorboating. Anyway, I know not everybody shares the same high standards as a blogger
who lives in his mom’s basement who makes shrewd real estate investments, so feel free to enjoy.
I believe this is the first time I have ever done a post on Ashley Sky. I don’t know what has taken me so long since it turns out she has a huge following on Instagram. I decided to do a little research and according to IMDB, she is a Brazilian who lives in Miami and is 23 years old. For some reason I don’t believe her age, she looks a little older, but girl has one hell of a body and if I had an Instagram account, I’d be creeping on her daily. Anyway, here she is in the latest FHM Spain. Enjoy.
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Holy Sh%t! This may be the hottest Beach Bunny photoshoot ever. Also it’s by far the best I’ve ever seen Nina Agdal. I wasn’t expecting something this hot during the holidays, but this pretty much solidifies Nina as model of the year. I’m sure we’ll be seeing her on the cover of SI.
Since Vegas is pretty much the last stop in any celebrity’s career, we probably shouldn’t be too surprised that Britney Spears just started her own two year run at the Planet Hollywood in Vegas with a show called “Britney: Piece of Me.” And I guess she’s using the tour to kickstart her weight loss regimen. Judging from these pictures though, she’s still got a ways to go. So I’d hold off on buying tickets for a few months at least to give her time to work out all the kinks, and work off a few pounds. Still, dancing for four or five shows a day, seven days a week ought to do the trick — as long as she manages to stay away from those casino buffets, that is.
There’s nothing for you guys to see here. Trust me! Just a young lady hanging out with her rockstar dad. Move along…