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Georgia Salpa’s Hottest Photoshoot Yet

January 31st, 2014

Georgia Salpa

It’s official: after these ridiculously hot pictures of Georgia Salpa in FHM Spain, I think it’s about time I stop calling her a hotter, more talented Kim Kardashian and start calling Kim the poor man’s Georgia Salpa. Now who do I have to talk to about getting Georgia her own reality show? I’ve even got the perfect title: “Keeping Up with Georgia’s Funbags.” And there’s also a potential spin-off, “Georgia & Her Funbags Take Miami the Tuna’s Basement.” Trust me, the ratings will be huge. Especially in the coveted male blogger demographic.

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Canned Tuna

January 31st, 2014

TV’s Hottest Female Broadcasters (The Chive)
WTF? Someone Stole Half Of Lindsay Lohan‘s Fur Coat (Dlisted)

Here’s Jessica Simpson Looking MILFtastic In A Swimsuit (HuffPo)
Courtney Stodden‘s Giant Funbags Went To The Beach (The Superficial)

Bad News: Demi Lovato Got Engaged To Fez (Fishwrapper)
Damn! Miley Cyrus Looked Hot On The Today Show (Lainey Gossip)

Lisa Opie Works It In A Bikini! (Moe Jackson)
Rihanna And Shakira Make A Great Lesbian Fantasy (DS nsfw)

Behati Prinsloo Has A Perfect Bikini Body (Just Jared)
Kelly Karloff Is The Hottest Football Fan Ever! (SI.com)

What The Hell Is On Hilary Duff‘s Booty? (Popoholic)
Alice Goodwin In Lingerie Wins Instagram (IDLYITW)

Emma Glover‘s Hottest Bikini Seflies (TBL)

Alessandra Ambrosio Is Still Bikini Perfection

January 31st, 2014

Alessandra Ambrosio

I guess I must’ve been a good blogger lately, because I barely had to wait a day to get those Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures I was hoping for. And it’s not even my birthday. Anyway, here’s everyone’s favorite MILF doing a new photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret, and since I’ve been on a roll lately, next I’m going to wish for some topless Alessandra selfies to show up in my inbox. Hey, I figure it’s worth a shot, right?

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Photos: PacificCoastNews

Erin Andrews’ Hotness Deserves An Award

January 31st, 2014

Erin Andrews

I know that technically Erin Andrews is as much of a “journalist” as I am, but I don’t care. She definitely deserves a Pulitzer for these pictures from the Fox Sports 1 Thursday Night Super Bash. They hand out Pulitzers for Hottest Reporter, right? If not, I’d be happy to refer her to the guy who made mine. He’s a real pro. My mom could barely tell it was fake. Now that I think about it though, putting “#1 Blogger” on it may have been the giveaway. That or the tiny guy holding a bowling ball.

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Photos: WENN.com

Kimberley Garner’s Sweet Booty Profile

January 31st, 2014

Kimberley Garner

If you’ve ever wondered why I do so many posts on Kimberely Garner since she isn’t technically that “famous,” you should probably get your eyes checked ASAP, because I’m pretty sure you might be legally blind. But once you’re able to safely rule that out, just take a look at these pictures of my favorite Twitter girlfriend stuffed into a tight dress on her way to a Kate Moss exhibition in London. As the Internet’s resident expert on hot British nobodies, I can assure you that it doesn’t get much better than this.

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Photos: WENN.com

Alyssa Milano’s Super Sweater Mounds

January 31st, 2014

Alyssa Milano

Everybody knows Alyssa Milano is a big sports groupie fan, just like everybody knows I’m a big Alyssa Milano fan. So these pictures of her at Modell’s Super Bowl Kickoff Party are doing the trick for the both of us right now. Because she got to promote her line of women’s sportswear or whatever, and we all get a great look at those sweater mounds of hers in the process. It’s a win-win. Speaking of which, to keep this whole football theme going, I wonder if Alyssa would be up for a quick game of two-hand touch with her favorite blogger. I’ll even let her win, because I’m a gentleman like that.

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Photos: WENN.com

Hannah Davis Is My Super Bowl Party MVP

January 31st, 2014

Hanna Davis

In case you just woke up from being cryogenically frozen for the past 20 years, you’re probably already well-aware that the Super Bowl is happening this weekend. And apparently Sports Illustrated held something called MVP Night to celebrate, where they honored past Super Bowl winners by getting a bunch of super hot models to show up, including Hannah Davis here, better known as Derek Jeter’s latest girlfriend. But if this leg show is a preview of coming attractions for the next SI Swimsuit Issue, Jeter might be better known as Hannah Davis’ boyfriend pretty soon. Well, that or just “that lucky SOB” for short.

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Photos: WENN.com

Nina Agdal Will Blow Your Pants Off

January 31st, 2014

Sure, those Terry Richardson photoshoot pictures were mind-blowingly great, but if you’re anything like me, I’m guessing three photos of Nina Agdal isn’t nearly enough to satisfy your Nina fix, no matter how ridiculously hot they were. So to help us all out, and to keep you from getting the shakes at your desk, I’ve got even more crazy booty goodness from Nina for you guys today. Just make sure to pace yourselves, because a photoshoot this hot is likely to cause a total pants meltdown if you’re not careful.

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Jessica Gomes Is Stunning!

January 31st, 2014

Jessica Gomes

Here’s Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Jessica Gomes looking as hot as ever during a fashion show for some Australian company called David Jones. Apparently Jessica took over for her fellow Aussie hottie Miranda Kerr as their “ambassador,” which I’m pretty sure just means “official hot chick.” Anyway, I read somewhere that Jessica wants to continue to follow in Miranda’s footsteps and become a Victoria’s Secret model next, which I fully support. But if she really wants to copy Miranda’s career path, she’ll need to make sure to hook up with a blogger too, because everybody knows that was the key to Miranda’s success. Shh, don’t ruin this for me and just go with it.

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Photos: Fameflynet

Naomi Watts Works It In Leggings

January 31st, 2014

Naomi Watts

I’m glad to see that celebs do way better at their New Year’s Resolutions than us bloggers, because here’s Naomi Watts presumably on her way to the gym to work out. Meanwhile, I already gave up weeks ago after making it to my career best: January 3rd. Unless you count lifting pizza boxes as working out, in which case, make that January 4th. That said, seeing these pictures of Naomi in leggings and looking a little chilly have inspired me to give this whole exercising thing another shot. I think I’ll concentrate on my wrists and forearms today.

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Madison Murray Does Justin Beiber’s Lambo

January 30th, 2014

Madison Murray

Just a month ago, we had Madison Murray‘s super cute and sexy NYE photoshoot and here she is at Loudavie‘s showroom in Miami test driving the Lambo that Justin Bieber was driving the night he got arrested. As you guys know, i don’t follow that crap, I leave it to the gossip sites, but i do follow hot chicks in sports cars. And I know one thing for sure. I’d like to give Madison a little test drive myself. Ow!

         
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Photos: Ivan Starikov

Canned Tuna

January 30th, 2014

Mmm… In Bed With Beyonce! (HuffPo)
Mariana Gonzalez Is The Hottest Reporter Ever! (TBL)

Miley Cyrus Called Performing With Madonna “Super Lame” (The Superficial)
Never Stop Posting Sexy Selfies, Nicki Minaj (Fishwrapper)

Rihanna Even Looks Hot In A Suit (DListed)
No Bra? No Problem! (The Chive)

Damn! Halle Berry Is One Hot MILF! (Lainey Gossip)
Lyndsy Fonseca Is Seriously Sexy (Si.com)

Vanessa Hudgens Needs To Twerk Like This More Often (DS nsfw)
Wanna See Scarlett Johansson‘s Banned Super Bowl Ad? (Moe Jackson)

Kate Upton Got Topless For Cosmo Spain (Celebslam)
Rihanna Wants A Bigger Ass (IDLYITW)

Even More Awesome Selena Gomez Hotness! (Popoholic)

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