Since I figure it’s always best to close the week out on a high note, I came across these sexy shots of my future ex-wife Madison Murray and wanted to share them with my readers. What can I say? I’m just a nice guy like that. Anyway, I think these just might be the cutest selfies I’ve seen in a long time. But hopefully I won’t have to wait so long until next time, and Madison will have a whole lot more for us where this came from. Fingers crossed.
ARCHIVES > February, 2014
Celebrities Do Weird Foreign Commercials (Vidhuntr)
Since I don’t want to sound like a broken record or anything, I’m not going to keep going on about how Spanish hottie Diana Morales should’ve been signed by Victoria’s Secret already and what a huge mistake they’re making. Instead, I’m just going to shut up and post her latest awesome photoshoot for Frederick’s of Hollywood. I’d say those droolworthy bikini pictures pretty much speak for themselves, huh? Enjoy.
Alright, so if I’m being honest, wearing some kind of outfit with baggy pants to a charity event isn’t exactly my idea of Selena Gomez keeping up her recent hot streak. But luckily for everyone involved, Selena’s still cute enough to make it all work at the unite4:good event. Just for future reference though, if Selena really wants to do some good, she’ll wear something a little more revealing next time. Because for just one bikini picture a day, she could drastically improve the lives of celebrity bloggers and their readers around the world. All I’m saying is, think about it.
In case you needed another reason to get excited for the Sin City sequel, they just released this promo shot of Jessica Alba‘s character in Sin City: A Dame to Kill For. And even though I know it’s been almost 10 years since the first one and Jessica’s a MILF now (twice), after looking at this picture, I’d say she still makes a pretty great-looking stripper. I just hope they make the movie more realistic this time. I mean, what kind of stripper doesn’t actually take her clothes off? Talk about a major plot hole, right?
Here’s Joanna Krupa showing why she’s one of my all-time favorites by busting out some serious cleavage at OK! Magazine‘s annual pre-Oscar party. And I don’t know about you guys, but I can’t believe how Joanna could show up on the red carpet in a dress like this and the paps only came away with two pictures. Then again, I guess I can’t really blame them. I’d probably have trouble remembering how to work a camera too if I was standing five feet away from Joanna dressed like this.
I may never completely understand “fashion photoshoots,” but after these behind-the-scenes pictures of the latest one Alessandra Ambrosio did for Harper’s Bazaar, I think I’m finally starting to get it. Because if there’s one thing the fashion mags and us celebrity bloggers can agree on, it’s that a MILF like Alessandra looks great in a see-through dress. Huh, I guess some things are universal after all. Enjoy.
I don’t do posts on Amy Adams all that often, but that’s only because she doesn’t bust out her ginger cleavage very much. Still, I guess Amy figured she had to make one last appeal to Oscar voters before Sunday, because here she is looking pretty damn Oscar-worthy at some Vanity Fair event celebrating the cast of American Hustle. Anyway, for Amy’s sake, let’s just hope the Academy is as easily swayed by cleavage as I am. And considering American Hustle got nominated 10 times for basically being just one big cleavage show, I think it’s safe to say they are.
I swear every time we see new pictures of Anais Zanotti at the beach, her bikinis are getting smaller and smaller. At this rate, next time she’s just going to be wearing a pair of black censor bars. Anyway, looks like Anais brought a new friend to join her in her latest “candid” bikini show for the paps, fellow Playboy model Coralie Teraiefa. And together they did just normal beach stuff, you know, like change their bikinis in front of the cameras, bend over in front of the cameras, and jump up and down in front of the cameras. If only their faces were as nice as their bodies, these would be an early candidate for the best bikini pictures of the year. Oh well. Better luck next time.
I’m pretty sure you guys know how much I love Nina Agdal, considering I mention it at least a couple times a week. But when you’re in love like I am, sometimes it’s not enough to just wait on the next set of bikini pictures, I have to go satisfy my Nina fix on my own by creeping her Instagram account. Sure, some might call it an unhealthy obsession and not love, but it’s the same difference really. And besides, since I know you guys dig all the pictures as much as I do, doesn’t that make you enablers? Either way, don’t overthink it and just enjoy the bonus dose of Nina hotness.
Believe it or not, but this is somehow only my first post on Polish super cutie Sandra Kubicka, even though these lingerie pictures of hers are hot enough to cause a total pants meltdown. So I did my usual
30 seconds of Googling intensive research on Sandra, but wasn’t able to find out too much about her. That said, I was able to find her Instagram, which ought to be enough to tide us all over until next time. Just make sure you have a spare pair of sweatpants on hand just in case. Trust me on this one.
Looks like Spring Break came a little early this year, and it’s just in time too, because in case those Ashley Tisdale pictures didn’t do the trick and you still need some more warming up today, don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. Because just when I thought my favorite Irish model and future ex-wife Rosalind Lipsett couldn’t possibly get any hotter, these pictures of her wearing a super-sexy bikini from Frankie’s Bikinis are melting my pants faster than that popsicle she’s got. And you know, I think I’ve decided where I want to go for Spring Break this year: wherever Rosalind is going to be. Yow.