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Selena Gomez Has Great Legs!

April 30th, 2014

Selena Gomez

Sorry to disappoint guys, but it looks like Selena Gomez is actually wearing something under here, so unfortunately there won’t be any more Selena wardrobe malfunctions for us today. That said, it’s still a pretty impressive leg show she’s putting on, so at least we’ve got that, right? Trust me, as a career blogger who lives in his mom’s basement makes shrewd real estate investments, I’m a pro at looking on the bright side.

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Camilla Luddington Is Gorgeous!

April 30th, 2014

Camilla Luddington

Wow, I didn’t even realize, but it’s been way too long since the last time we saw Camilla Luddington. In case you forgot, she used to play the hot nanny on Californication. Also, I used to be in love with her. Well, at least until I got distracted by some other hottie. Anyway, here’s Camilla looking just as good as I remembered at the Mom’s Night Out premiere. So enjoy, but then go get your own, because I saw her first.

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Meet Alyson Stoner And Her Little Chesticle

April 30th, 2014

Alyson Stoner

According to my sources over at Google, Alyson Stoner here is famous for being on some Disney show, which means you probably already know her if you’ve got kids (or if you’re on a government watch list). But for the rest of you, don’t worry, she’s all grown-up now. So you can go ahead and enjoy these busty shots of her at the Mom’s Night Out premiere without having to pretend your remote accidentally got stuck on the Disney Channel for once. You’re welcome.

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Carrie Underwood Is Influential And Hot

April 30th, 2014

Carrie Underwood

Considering I pretty much only follow country music when it involves a pair of Daisy Dukes, I can’t really tell you whether or not Carrie Underwood deserved to be named to Time Magazine‘s annual list of the 100 most influential people in the world. What I can tell you though is that I’m officially feeling very influenced by these pictures of Carrie’s country cleavage right now. And yes, I am referring to my pants region. What? I’m a blogger. It counts!

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Katie Cassidy Bikini Pictures

April 30th, 2014

Katie Cassidy

Now that Kaley Cuoco went and got married, I know a lot of you nerds out there are probably in the market for a new hottie to fantasize about while playing with your lightsaber. And I think I’ve found one for you: Katie Cassidy. The rest of us know her as David Cassidy’s daughter, but apparently she stars on some nerd show called Arrow, which I’m pretty sure is the new Smallville. In case I’m wrong though, skip the angry emails and just enjoy these shots of Katie looking hot in a bikini instead. Same goes for the rest of you too, because this is one babe I think we can all agree on.

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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Busts Out Big Time

April 30th, 2014

 Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace

Here’s busty Brit and close personal (Twitter) friend of the Tuna Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace dropping some awesome red carpet cleavage at the premiere of some new British movie called Plastic. I’d never heard of it until this, but after looking it up, turns out that it’s actually about credit cards and not an exposé on Aisleyne’s perfect bolt-ons. Which is a little disappointing, but at least it means nobody’s beaten me to that million-dollar idea yet.

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Kate Upton’s Cleavage Is Back!

April 30th, 2014

Kate Upton

I guess Kate Upton‘s been reading what I’ve been saying about her lately, because she finally took my advice and stopped dressing like some boring prude. Instead, she got back to what she’s always done best: showing off that trademark cleavage of hers for the cameras. Here she is modeling for some photoshoot in New York, and as long as Kate’s taking my advice, how about that other thing I’m always nagging her about — sleeping with a blogger. I’m still waiting.

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Rihanna Works It Good In A Short Skirt

April 29th, 2014

Rihanna

Don’t get me wrong, I’m definitely digging these shots of Rihanna showing off her sexy stomach and legs hitting the streets of New York, but I can’t be the only one who misses all the sexy Instagrams we used to get from her. If you ask me, I think she needs to go on another bikini vacation as soon as possible. And I’d be happy to tag along as her official photographer. My phone takes great pictures, and I’ve already done a ton of research on her body of work.

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Booty Profile

April 29th, 2014

Alessandra Ambrosio

See, now this is why I call Alessandra Ambrosio the greatest MILF of all-time. Because while all the other hot moms out there are busy doing things like running lame errands or playing with their kids in the park (boring!), here’s Alessandra taking hers out for a walk while keeping in mind what’s truly important: that a bunch of pervs on the Internet are still able to drool over her perfect supermodel body. So enjoy, and here’s hoping these booty shorts of hers can serve as a shining example for MILFs everywhere.

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Daisy Lowe’s Sweet Side Booty

April 29th, 2014

Daisy Lowe

Now that Nuts is closing up shop, it looks like I’m going to have to start working a little harder and getting more creative in order to get my daily hot British nobody fix. So with that in mind, here’s Daisy Lowe out for a walk in some awesomely tight jeans. Yeah, I know it’s not a sexy photoshoot or busty red carpet appearance, but until I can figure out a way to get every current British hottie to email me weekly lingerie updates, it’s the best hope we’ve got.

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Meet Super Cutie Halston Sage

April 29th, 2014

Halston Sage

You might not remember Halston Sage here, because I know I introduce you guys to a new no-name cutie pretty much every other day and even I have a hard time keeping track of them all, but this isn’t the first time we’ve had her on the site. And judging from these pictures of Halston at the Neighbors premiere, it won’t be the last either. Because with a little luck and my personal stamp of approval, she could be the next big thing in Hollywood, or at least in Internet pervert crushes. I bet her parents are going to be so proud.

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Infinity Pool Party Is My Kind Of Party

April 29th, 2014

Infinity Pool Party

I know there are no celebrities in this post, but here are some babes at some Infinity Pool Party. I’m kind of disappointed because a pool party isn’t a pool party unless I’m there, but once again my invite must have gotten lost in the mail. Sorry ladies, I guess you’ll have to wait until next year to meet The Tuna.

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Canned Tuna

April 28th, 2014

Jennifer Lawrence Is Even Cute When She’s Flipping Off The Paps (Dlisted)
Time For Hotties In Lingerie! (The Chive)

Marisa Miller Is As Sexy As Ever (CT)
Rihanna‘s Nipples Sat Courtside (The Superficial)

Posh Is Still Looking Good! (Lainey Gossip)
Old-School Sofia Vergara Topless Hotness (Moe Jackson)

My Favorite MILF Hilary Duff Went See-Through (IDLYITW)
Brittany Binger Is Very “Talented” (SI.com)

Chrissy Teigen Goes Naked For Cosmo (Just Jared)
Lea Michelle Gets Good And Chesty (Popoholic)

Dianna Dahlgren‘s Booty Will Blow Your Mind (DS nsfw)
Some Epic Lake Bell Busty Esquire Outtakes (Egotastic)

Kaley Cuoco Topless Poolside, For The Nerds (Fishwrapper)
Here’s Irina Shayk Changing In Public (WWTDD)

Ashley Madekwe Is A Hottie I Need To Know (TBL)

Who Would Want To Kill Monica Olsen?

April 28th, 2014

Monica Olsen

Yeesh, here’s a crazy story guaranteed to make your crappy Monday seem better by comparison: Monica Olsen here is a ex-model and current MILF whose millionaire husband just got arrested for allegedly trying to put a hit out on her. Luckily, it didn’t work, but still, that’s scary stuff. Anyway, if Monica is looking for a place to lay low for a while, I’d be happy to put her up. Not because I could protect her or anything, but because a blogger’s mom’s basement is probably the last place anybody would ever think to look for a hot MILF like Monica. Smart, right?

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