Since you guys seemed to dig my Instagram creeping of Luci Ford so much the other day, I figured I’d look around for more today. And no surprises here, but I managed to come across some even hotter pictures, if that’s even possible: Luci reenacting Bo Derek’s famous look from the movie 10. Which makes a lot of sense, since she’s definitely a perfect 10 in my books. So enjoy, and don’t say I never do anything for myself while pretending to do it for you guys. You’re welcome.
ARCHIVES > May, 2014
Damn. Apparently I need to start watching me some MMA. Because first, it was new ring girl Jessica Sutton, and today we’ve got MMA broadcaster and model Andrea Calle putting on one hell of a bikini show at Miami Beach. I’ve never understood the appeal of watching a couple sweaty dudes roll around on the ground together, but with chicks this hot, I think I’m starting to get it. I still just don’t understand why they’re not the main event.
I know Nuts may be gone, but lucky for all of us pervs out there, Zoo is still going strong when it comes to providing us with a steady stream of British funbags in lingerie. So here’s one of my favorite busty British reality stars Luisa Zissman doing a great photoshoot for the magazine looking like a hot businesswoman, I guess because she used to be on the UK Apprentice. So enjoy these shots while I go try to find out if Luisa would be interested in a merger with yours truly.
I know Farrah Abraham doesn’t like to be called a porn star (which is why I keep doing it), but I’m not really sure what else to call somebody who puts out a “sex tape” and has their own booth at porn conventions. So with that said, here’s the second biggest porn star of all-time walking around New York. And if you’re wondering who the first is, it’s Kim Kardashian, obviously. But hey, with
a lot of zero hard work and perseverance, maybe Farrah can get to #1 someday.
I know a lot of hotties don’t love the paparazzi constantly following them around everywhere, but I’m glad to see that Hilary Duff isn’t one of them. Because here she is getting out of her car (as usual) and not only are we getting treated to a nice leggings booty shot, but Hilary seems just as happy about that as the rest of us. I guess because she knows the paps are getting her best angle. And I don’t know about you guys, but it’s definitely putting a smile on my face too. Enjoy.
If you’re a regular reader, you probably know that I’ve always loved Abigail Clancy. But I especially like it when we get to see the British hottie in a bikini. Now, I noticed Abbey’s looking a little sunburnt in these latest shots, and it’s probably because she’s using that crappy spray stuff. But not to worry, the Tuna’s here to help. Not to brag or anything, but I’m kind of a sunscreen expert, and I’d love a chance to test out my revolutionary new technique of applying it without using my hands. So what do you say, Abbey? I can be on the next flight out.
Now that she’s got a new CD out, we’ve been seeing a lot more of Mariah Carey these days. And by that I mean a lot more of her giant funbags. Case in point: here she is busting those meaty puppies out at the 2014 Fresh Air Fund Gala, whatever that is. Anyway, I’m guessing Mariah probably won’t appreciate me calling her cleavage chunky, but hey, it’s better than me not doing posts on her at all, right? Just ask Christina Aguilera. So let’s all just sit back and enjoy this. I know I will.
It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new bikini pictures of Isabeli Fontana, let alone ones this hot, but believe or not, she was one of my first supermodel crushes back in the day. Anyway, she kind of dropped off the map after having a kid, and doesn’t get nearly as much press anymore as her fellow super-hot Brazilian Victoria’s Secret MILF Alessandra Ambrosio. But Isabeli will always have a special place in my heart. And by heart, I mean sweatpants.
I’ve got to thank Kandy Magazine for introducing us to Lauren Ossedryver here, who they’ve named their “Krush of the Month” for May. And I’ve definitely gotta agree with that choice after this smoking hot lingerie spread. Luckily, as a blogger, I’m allowed to have way more than just one crush per month, but I’m definitely willing to add Lauren to that not-so-exclusive list. Congratulations!
So you guys know how I’m always on the lookout for the next great up-and-coming hottie to
make my future ex-wife show you guys. Well, I might have just found her. Meet Luci Ford. I’ve never seen this girl before, but I think I’m already in love. And I have a feeling you guys will be too after one look at these crazy hot pictures I found creeping “researching” her Instagram. So enjoy, because I bet we’ll be seeing a whole lot more of Luci where this came from in the future.
Hot Girl Car Thief Prank (Vidhuntr)
It’s a good thing Lindsay Lohan remembered to forget to wear a bra in these shots, because it helps distract me from the fact that the rest of her isn’t looking so hot these days. What can I say? I guess I’m just a sucker for those freckled funbags. I have a problem, and the first step is admitting it.