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Meet Booty Girl Andrea Calle

May 30th, 2014

Andrea Calle

Damn. Apparently I need to start watching me some MMA. Because first, it was new ring girl Jessica Sutton, and today we’ve got MMA broadcaster and model Andrea Calle putting on one hell of a bikini show at Miami Beach. I’ve never understood the appeal of watching a couple sweaty dudes roll around on the ground together, but with chicks this hot, I think I’m starting to get it. I still just don’t understand why they’re not the main event.

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This Is What The Second Biggest Porn Star Of All-Time Looks Like

May 30th, 2014

Farrah Abraham

I know Farrah Abraham doesn’t like to be called a porn star (which is why I keep doing it), but I’m not really sure what else to call somebody who puts out a “sex tape” and has their own booth at porn conventions. So with that said, here’s the second biggest porn star of all-time walking around New York. And if you’re wondering who the first is, it’s Kim Kardashian, obviously. But hey, with a lot of zero hard work and perseverance, maybe Farrah can get to #1 someday.

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Hilary Duff’s Look-Around Booty Shot

May 30th, 2014

Hilary Duff

I know a lot of hotties don’t love the paparazzi constantly following them around everywhere, but I’m glad to see that Hilary Duff isn’t one of them. Because here she is getting out of her car (as usual) and not only are we getting treated to a nice leggings booty shot, but Hilary seems just as happy about that as the rest of us. I guess because she knows the paps are getting her best angle. And I don’t know about you guys, but it’s definitely putting a smile on my face too. Enjoy.

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Abigail Clancy Bikini Pictures Will Blow Your Mind

May 30th, 2014

Abigail Clancy

If you’re a regular reader, you probably know that I’ve always loved Abigail Clancy. But I especially like it when we get to see the British hottie in a bikini. Now, I noticed Abbey’s looking a little sunburnt in these latest shots, and it’s probably because she’s using that crappy spray stuff. But not to worry, the Tuna’s here to help. Not to brag or anything, but I’m kind of a sunscreen expert, and I’d love a chance to test out my revolutionary new technique of applying it without using my hands. So what do you say, Abbey? I can be on the next flight out.

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Mariah Carey’s Big Chunky Cleavage

May 30th, 2014

Mariah Carey

Now that she’s got a new CD out, we’ve been seeing a lot more of Mariah Carey these days. And by that I mean a lot more of her giant funbags. Case in point: here she is busting those meaty puppies out at the 2014 Fresh Air Fund Gala, whatever that is. Anyway, I’m guessing Mariah probably won’t appreciate me calling her cleavage chunky, but hey, it’s better than me not doing posts on her at all, right? Just ask Christina Aguilera. So let’s all just sit back and enjoy this. I know I will.

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Lindsay Lohan Forgot Something…

May 29th, 2014

Lindsay Lohan

It’s a good thing Lindsay Lohan remembered to forget to wear a bra in these shots, because it helps distract me from the fact that the rest of her isn’t looking so hot these days. What can I say? I guess I’m just a sucker for those freckled funbags. I have a problem, and the first step is admitting it.

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More Eliza Doolittle Bikini Pictures

May 29th, 2014

Eliza Doolittle

Good news: looks like somebody out there was listening yesterday when I asked the paps to keep us updated on Eliza Doolittle‘s bikini show, because here she is showing off that sweet body of hers at the beach again. I’m starting to notice a couple tan lines on her though, so if Eliza wants to get rid of those, she’s more than welcome to come over to my place and use my backyard. It’s totally 100% private, and I’ll even give her a cut of the streaming pay-per-view profits.

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Emily Osment Busts Out For Disney’s Maleficent

May 29th, 2014

Emily Osment

I always forget who Emily Osment is or why she’s famous, but before you blame years of spending 8 hour days on the Internet for ruining my memory and attention span, the real culprit here is actually Emily’s cleavage. See, all it takes is just one look, and I’m incapable of caring about anything else. Now, where was I? Oh right, enjoy these shots of Emily at the Maleficent premiere, or don’t. Frankly, I’m good either way.

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Angelina Jolie’s New Boobs Are HUGE

May 29th, 2014

Angelina Jolie

I’m guessing you’ve probably heard by now that Brad Pitt got punched in the face by some idiot “journalist” or something at the Maleficent premiere in LA, considering most media outlets are currently reporting on it like it’s some kind of great national tragedy. Anyway, I’m not sure why the dude did it, but if I had to speculate (and I do, since I’m a professional blogger), he probably took one look at those giant new funbags of Angelina Jolie‘s and got jealous. And I don’t blame him. In fact, I think we should all be allowed to line up and get a crack at that lucky bastard. Hey, it’s only fair.

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Lucy Mecklenburgh Gives Us A Great View

May 29th, 2014

Lucy Mecklenburgh

Now this is just awesome: British reality star Lucy Mecklenburgh held a “workout session” for her fans, which apparently involved bending over in leggings for both the paparazzi and the crowd. I love it, even if I clearly should’ve been invited out to cover this major event myself, given my site’s longtime focus on both leggings and hot Brits. Oh well, at least we’ve got the pictures. And you know how they say a picture is worth a thousand words? Well, I think this one might be worth a thousand pants fires. Yow.

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Bella Thorne Is Back In A Bikini

May 28th, 2014

Bella Thorne

Here’s Bella Thorne at the beach taking either a picture of the paparazzi taking pictures of her, or the world’s most boring bikini selfie. But it does make me wonder what it’s like to be a pap working the famous 16-year-olds in bikinis beat. Their parents must be so proud. Says the blogger living in his mom’s basement. Yeah, I’m aware of the irony. Now shut up and move it along before I give your IP address to Chris Hansen.

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Ashley Wagner’s Figure Skating Booty In A Bikini

May 28th, 2014

Ashley Wagner

I knew the name Ashley Wagner sounded familiar. Turns out, she was on the US figure skating team in Sochi this year. But forget the Winter Olympics. After these bikini pictures, I’m convinced that Ashley here should try out for the Summer Olympics too. Competitive bikini gymnastics is an official Olympic sport these days, right?

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Cher Lloyd Has Great Legs

May 28th, 2014

Cher Lloyd

Damn. I don’t know much about British pop star Cher Lloyd, but after seeing the performance she put on during The Today Show, I think I might be her newest #1 fan. And just to be clear, I’m not talking about her singing, obviously, I meant the amazing leg show. It might just be the best one I’ve seen in years. Encore!

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Eliza Doolittle’s Booty In A Bikini

May 28th, 2014

Eliza Doolittle

I can’t really remember the last time I did a post on Eliza Doolittle, or why she’s famous or anything, but the good news is I think I’ve still managed to figure out why she’s worthy of the paparazzi’s attention. See, here she is at the beach in Miami, and with a bikini body this nice, I think we should make sure there’s a camera following Eliza 24/7. I’m even willing to contribute to the cause to help make that happen. So, how many more bikini shots can $5 and a fistful of McDonald’s coupons get?

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