I know that you guys rely on me to keep you up to date on all the latest no-name hotties out there, so here you go: meet Dana Stuce. Now I haven’t been able to find out too much about this super-cutie, besides the fact that she’s from Latvia and that these lingerie pictures of hers are currently causing me to feel all warm and fuzzy in my pants region. But really, how much more do you need to know? It’s not like you guys are going to get married or anything. I already called dibs.
ARCHIVES > June, 2014
Janice Dickinson Has Zero Shame (and All the Boobs) (Fishwrapper)
Just when I thought I was starting to get burnt out on all this World Cup crap, leave it to French model and professional bikini hottie Anais Zanotti to help keep me going for at least another 30-45 seconds thanks to these super-hot pictures of her in some kind of sexy French bikini uniform. Because if there’s one thing I’ll never get tired of, it’s hottie’s showing their “national pride” on the beach. And by that I mean their booties, obviously. Enjoy.
I think you guys know that I’ve been digging Nicola Peltz a lot lately, so here she is looking white-hot in these latest pictures from the Transformers: Age of Extinction premiere in Berlin. As an added bonus, I threw in a couple shots of her at the airport too, to prove my newest crush can look just as hot in a tank top and pair of tight jeans as a tight dress. Speaking of which, I’m pretty sure Nicola just made my pants transform, because they’re feeling awfully tight too all of a sudden.
I know I’ve ragged on Paris Hilton a lot in the past, but to be fair, she makes it too easy on us bloggers. Now that she’s pretty much irrelevant and not really famous anymore though, I’m starting to actually like her again. Especially when she shows up in outfits like this one she wore to the BET Awards. What can I say? I’m a sucker for a hot nobody using her funbags to get attention. Enjoy.
It was the 2014 BET Awards last night, so here’s Ashanti busting out in a big way to celebrate. I don’t think I’ve ever done a post on her before, I couldn’t even really tell you a single song of hers. But hey, when you drop this much cleavage on a red carpet, there’s a pretty good chance you’ll get the Tuna’s attention. And just in case there’s any wannabe celebs out there wondering, other surefire ways to get my attention include posting lingerie pictures on Instagram, putting on a leg show for the paps, and showing up in a bikini pretty much anywhere, but especially my front door. Good luck.
Today’s extra catch consists of Tatyana Ali, Kenya Moore, Adrienne Bailon, Brittany Daniel, Claudia Jordan, Nadia Buari, Zendaya, Mia Pia, Amber Rose, Kim Sears, Kimberley Walsh, Sasha Grey, Kaya Jones, Candice Swanepoel, Katie Cassidy, Billie Faiers, Sam Faiers, Amy Childs, Petra Ecclestone, Tamara Ecclestone, Kelis, Daisy Lowe, Melissa Howe, Carla Howe, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.
Jennifer Lopez booty sightings used to be pretty rare, but now that she’s got a new album out, J-Lo has been putting on some epic booty shows lately. Like this one at the 3rd annual iHeartRadio Ultimate Pool Party, which has the 44-year-old cougar in vintage form. Although if this was really the “ultimate” pool party, wouldn’t they have gotten J-Lo twerking in a bikini too? Sounds like a pretty big missed opportunity if you ask me.
Here’s Kendall Jenner with her chubby porn star sister Kim Kardashian. It must really bother Kim now that Kendall has become much more relevant than her. And unfortunately, Kendall didn’t have to release a sex tape to get this attention. Anyway, here they are heading for lunch, something Kim should think twice about.
It has been years since I last did a post on Kate Moss and I think after this one, we will not be seeing much more of her. Sure she looks half decent for her age in a bikini, but Kate was one of my favorite models growing up and to see her look anything less than perfect is a travesty in my books. I just want to remember her glory days.
Last time I did a post on Ukrainian hottie Yara Khmidan, I was still waiting to find out more about her, namely, what she looks like in lingerie. And I guess good things come to those who wait, because that question was finally answered thanks to this latest set of pictures I found. (In case you were wondering, the answer is “damn good.”) Anyway, now that that burning question is taken care of, here’s a few more I’m interested in finding out for next time: how would Yara look in my bed, and what can I do to help get her in there?
As you know, my new favorite fashion blogger Luci Ford keeps releasing the greatest photoshoots of all time and today, we have her modelling what I believe to be the single greatest fashion trend ever: underboob! I hope this catches on because it would be a shame if it didn’t. Anyway, do like I do and make sure to check out her blog, it’s probably the best site on the web.
Maria Sharapova Hotness For The Weekend (CT)