I’m not sure what campaign these pictures of Nina Agdal are from, but I do know that any time we get to see her in a bikini it’s a good thing. So make sure to check these amazing photos because they’re probably the hottest of the day. Enjoy.
ARCHIVES > July, 2014
Even though I’ve still never heard a single one of Pixie Lott‘s songs, I’ve always been a big fan when it comes to the way she dresses. Case in point: here she is leaving a London bar and putting on one hell of a great leg show in some kind of weird pink jumpsuit. And it’s funny, because judging from these pictures, I’m pretty sure my heart is located in the exact same place as Pixie’s. See? I always knew we were made for each other.
In case you’ve ever wondered how come Sylvie van der Vaart is my all-time favorite Dutch TV host and not Paul de Leeuw, well, first, it’s pretty weird that you know so much about Dutch TV, and second, just look at the picture above. I’d say that perfect bikini booty pretty much settles it, but just in case it doesn’t, I included the rest of the Dutch hottie’s latest bikini pictures too. You’re welcome.
Here’s Chloe Moretz‘s most recent photoshoot for Flare Magazine. Now I know that she is only 17 years old so I will be very careful writing this post. That said, she’s a cute young lady. I look forward to seeing what she’ll look like when she turns 18 on February 10.
Kendall Jenner is the only family member of the Kardashian clan that I like because she’s not a porn star, doesn’t look like a monster and is not fat. Here she is showing off her little booty while doing some errands. Even though I have no clue what she does other than try to be a model, if I was a Paparazzi, I’d follow her around too.
I’ve never been a huge fan of Michelle Rodriguez, but maybe that’s just because I’ve never seen her in a bikini before. Because I’m definitely starting to understand the appeal after seeing these pictures of Michelle partying on some yacht. And no, I’m not just saying that because she could beat me up. Because after this, I think I might even like it if she did. Yow.
Normally I’m all for busty British reality stars showing off their, uh, talents at the beach, but these pictures of The Only Way is Essex‘s Leah Wright are currently making the Little Tuna run for cover. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure Leah would be a lot of fun to take motorboating. But even though she’s definitely got a body for TV, that’s a face for radio right there. I don’t get it.
Yikes. So much for hoping that Lindsay Lohan was finally starting to turn things around, or her having some of the best sideboob in the business. Because these pictures of her in Ibiza kind of put an end to both those arguments. Unfortunately, it looks like those freckled funbags of Lindsay’s are heading in the same direction as her career these days, and both are going south fast. I mean, I still hope she can get back to where she used to be, but it’s going to take a lot of hard work and dedication. I’m talking about her funbags, just to be clear.
You guys know that I’m pretty much powerless when it comes to C-list booties in tight jeans, so here’s Basketball Wives LA star Draya Michele at the store picking up the key ingredient for any reality TV show: a couple bottles of wine. I wonder if she gets to write that off as a business expense. And speaking of which, I’m going to need to go out and buy a new pair of sweatpants after the pants fire Draya just gave me here. Anybody know if I could write that off too?
I know some of you guys probably don’t believe in love at first sight, especially when it comes to no-name models you see on the Internet, but I guess that’s just because you’re not a romantic like me. So for any of you cynics out there who didn’t fall in love with Karina Bartkevica the first time around, just check out this latest lingerie shoot from the Latvian hottie and try to tell me you don’t feel something. Because I don’t know about you guys, but if I get any more blood rushing to my pants, I’m gonna pass out. But like I said, maybe I’m just a romantic like that.
Used to be, it seems like we’d get a new, crazy hot Nina Agdal photoshoot at least once or twice a week, but these days, we’ve gone so long without any new ones that it’s borderline criminal. Not to worry though, because lucky for us, I found these, and just in time too. Apparently calling 911 is “for emergencies only,” and the cops and I have wildly different opinions about what constitutes an “emergency.”