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Canned Tuna

September 30th, 2014

George Clooney‘s Hot Piece (Lainey Gossip)
Sexy Babes Like To Tug! (The Chive)

Adrianne Curry‘s Hotness For The Nerds (The Superficial)
Nicki Minaj (And Her Nipple) is Still Super, Super Hot (Fishwrapper)

Amanda Bynes Arrested For Driving While On Drugs (DLISTED)
‘Frenchy’ Morgan Poses On The Beach In Malibu (Moe Jackson)

Amanda Wellsh Gets Sexy For LUI (DS nsfw)
Jessica Alba Gets Leggy And Curvy In Skin-Tight Jeans (Popoholic)

Britney Spears Extends Las Vegas Residency! (Popbytes)
Kelly Brook Is Single Again (IDLYITW)

Ashley Judd Looking Nice And Chilly (Egotastic)

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Anais Zanotti Hits The Beach!

September 30th, 2014

Anais Zanotti

Here’s one of my favorite professional sunbathers Anais Zanotti hard at work looking smoking hot at the beach while the rest of us suckers are stuck behind a desk somewhere. Clearly I went into the wrong business. I mean, sure, blogging and not having to wear pants is great and all, but it’s still my dream job to become Anais’ personal suntan lotion applier someday. Not only would it be more rewarding work, but I’m pretty sure there’s also way more job security.

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Luna Castilho Will Blow Your Mind

September 30th, 2014

Luna Castilho

You guys know that, as a cynical, jaded blogger, there isn’t a whole lot I believe in. But I’ll admit I’m a sucker when it comes to love at first sight. And I fell hard for Brazilian model Luna Castilho the first time I saw her, or more accurately, saw that perfect booty of hers. So enjoy these latest bikini shots from Luna, but just remember, I called dibs.

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Emily Ratajkowski Busts Out For Cosmo

September 30th, 2014

In case you hadn’t noticed (and if you didn’t, you should probably get your eyes checked), Emily Ratajkowski and her lucky funbags are everywhere these days. She’s even busting out in the November issue of Cosmopolitan Magazine, which is going to make waiting at line in the grocery store way more fun this month. Anyway, I’m still waiting for Emily to thank me for making her such a big star though. Don’t get me wrong, these pictures are a good start, but a few topless thank-you selfies wouldn’t hurt either.

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Big Boob Catfight: Jordan Carver Vs. Melanie Mueller

September 29th, 2014

Turns out the biggest fight this weekend wasn’t whichever dudes were rubbing up against each other for the UFC, it was between busty German celebs Jordan Carver and Melanie Mueller here. Here they are showing off their big guns at the weigh-in and you can watch the video of the two going at it below. I still say Jello wrestling would’ve been a way better idea, and more of a fair fight. Oh well. Maybe for the rematch. I’ll even supply the venue and kiddie pool.

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Canned Tuna

September 29th, 2014

Lindsay Lohan Wasn’t A Total Disaster (Dlisted)
Time For Sexy Girls In Sports Bras! (The Chive)

Reese Witherspoon Is Looking Red Hot Again (Lainey Gossip)
JLo Got Rear-Ended (The Superficial)

Damn! Vanessa Hudgens In Short Shorts (Moe Jackson)
Anna Kendrick Got Hacked (IDLYITW)

Ariana Grande Was Looking Sexy On SNL! (Just Jared)
Emily Blunt Won The George Clooney Wedding (Popoholic)

That’s One Lucky Champagne Bottle! (DS nsfw)
Alessandra Ambrosio Got Seriously Leggy (Egotastic)

Attention Everyone: Beyonce Had A Wardrobe Malfunction! (Fishwrapper)

Bryana Holly Ass-umes Position

September 29th, 2014

Bryana Holly

Warning: you’re going to want to make sure you know where your nearest fire extinguisher is, because these latest pictures of Bryana Holly are hot enough to cause an instant pants fire. Now, I’m still waiting to hear back from Bryana on whether she’ll make me the luckiest blogger on Earth and agree to make a sex tape with me. Oh, and I guess marry me too, but until that day, it’s pictures like these that make all this waiting well worth it. Yow.

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Avril Lavigne Is Now A Cougar

September 29th, 2014

Avril Lavigne

To be honest, I kind of stopped paying attention to Avril Lavigne once she married that Nickelback douche. That’s not the kind of behavior I want to encourage in our nation’s young hotties. But turns out Avril isn’t so young anymore, because she turned 30 this weekend. And here she is celebrating at some big party that I wasn’t invited to. And that hurts, but hey, at least Avril stopped dressing like some punk teenager and looks her age for once. Who knew becoming a cougar would look so good on her?

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Sadie Robertson Is Trouble

September 29th, 2014

Sadie Robertson

I didn’t recognize the name Sadie Robertson, so I did some research and found out that she’s on Dancing with the Stars this season. Then I also found out two more things that ought scare off you perverts: first, she’s only 17, and second, she’s one of the kids on Duck Dynasty. So considering I’m pretty sure her family owns more guns than I do Kleenex boxes, let’s all just stay out of trouble and move it along.

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Porn Star Kim Kardashian Still Knows How To Dress

September 29th, 2014

Man, as much as I love to rag on Kim Kardashian, I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due: she may be a chubby, annoying, fame-hungry porn star, but she definitely knows how to dress. Here she is out during Paris Fashion Week, and all I know is, if more moms dressed like this to go for a walk with their children, I wouldn’t have to lie anymore when chicks ask me if I like kids. So enjoy and just be glad motherhood isn’t cramping Kim’s style one bit.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s World-class Cleavage Show

September 29th, 2014

Emily Ratajkowski

As you probably remember (because I remind you pretty much every chance I get), I first introduced you degenerates to Emily Ratajkowski before she got naked for Robin Thicke and became an A-list model. Anyway, now she’s apparently a movie star too, and here she is at the premiere of Gone Girl in New York showing off her world-class cleavage. So there you have it ladies, an endorsement from the Tuna works after all. You don’t even have to date me first, but it’s still strongly recommended. Just think how big Emily could’ve been.

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Kelly Brook Pumps It Good

September 29th, 2014

I’ve got some pretty great news for you perverts today: according to my sources, Kelly Brook and that meathead fiancé of hers broke up. Which means there’s hope for us yet. 0.00001%, but hey, it’s still better than nothing. Anyway, that probably explains why Kelly was busting out the other day and here she is continuing the celebration with some killer gas station modeling. But I think I know what’ll really help Kelly get over the breakup: a rebound with someone who’s the complete opposite of her ex. So pasty, unfamous, and out-of-shape — I’m perfect!

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