ARCHIVES > November, 2014
I don’t think we’ve ever seen Nina Agdal topless before, but this is by far one of the greatest things ever. Obviously, I can’t show the boobs here because for some reason in the USA, we’re still super uptight about nudity, which is a huge fail in our society. However, if you click here you will (nsfw) be treated to the most delicious piece of meat ever.
Since we’re all hung over and stuffed with turkey, I’m not going to be going crazy today with posts. However, if I see a hottie like my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner at an event dressed in sexy leather, I’ll get out of my food coma and post it for you guys. You’re welcome
As you can tell I’m raiding hotties’ Instaram pages today since I’m all alone in my basement on this Thanksgiving because my mom was invited to a party and I wasn’t. Don’t feel bad for me, I still have my online girlfriends. Here is Canadian goddess Alyssa Barbara. Finally, Canada has stepped up to the plate and provided us with a real babe and for that we should all be thankful. It only took 147 years.
Here is my all-time favorite hottie Sara Malakul Lane and I felt I needed to share these amazing pictures that I stole from her Instagram with you on Thanksgiving because I know for a fact that in the next year Sara is going to be one of the biggest household names in the industry. There is no other actress/model who even compares. I’ve been doing this site for ten years and never has their been a beauty that has blown my mind and pants off like Sara.
I was debating whether to do posts or not today because I know every one is with their families getting drunk and not on the web, but I came across these new pictures of Luci Ford shot by photographer ShannonVision and I knew I had to share them with you. So for those of you that are orphans, enjoy.
It’s part of my job to introduce you perverts to the latest and greatest in the modeling world, so I want you to meet Romanian hottie Ioana Ghiran. Now, I tried looking her up and during the course of my usual research (aka spending 45 seconds looking for an Instagram page to drool over), as far as I can tell, her dad might have been involved in some kind of sex scandal in Romania, according to
Google Translate my “well-connected” sources. I’m not sure how reliable that info is, but it doesn’t really matter. Until there’s a sex scandal involves me, Ioana and a video camera, I’m not interested in gossip. So let’s just stick to the lingerie pictures and enjoy.
View more pictures and videos of this hottie here! (kinda nsfw)
Here’s former Hooters Dream Girl and current Tuna dream girl Rachel Mortenson back with another busty lingerie photoshoot. Although I have to say, in my dreams, Rachel was wearing a whole lot less. And also, my hottie 11th grade English teacher was there. But I guess this is still a pretty good approximation. So you guys enjoy these while I go lay down and try to find out what happens next.
Katherine Heigl Used John Mayer’s Penis To Get Engaged (The Superficial)
Kendra Wilkinson Is Somewhat A Ho’ (WWTDD)
I know you guys probably think I’ve got it easy, since all I do is post pictures of hot women in lingerie and nap, but I’m telling you, I chose the wrong career. Because you might be a little jealous of me, but right now, I’m extremely jealous of this assistant who gets to touch up Brazilian hottie Kat Torres during her latest lingerie photoshoot, and get one hell of a view in the process. Is it too late to switch jobs? I’ve got zero experience, but I’m highly motivated.
As you guys probably know, I’m a big fan of cute pooches, and not just when they’re being walked by even cuter celebrities. So here’s a video of a highly controversial dog race, and just keep an eye on that wiener dog. Because I don’t know much about the competitive world of 1990s dog racing, but I’m pretty sure this qualifies as cheating.
I’d never heard of this Taylor Lianne Chandler chick before seeing these pictures of her birthday party at HeadQuarters Gentlemen’s Club in New York, because I don’t follow tabloid gossip (unless it involves actually important stuff, like bikini pictures). But then I did a little research and it turns out she used to date Michael Phelps and the whole thing is one seriously crazy story. And all I know is, if it’s true, then Phelps should win another gold medal for having the most interesting girlfriend of all-time.