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McKenna Berkley Is A Girl You Should Know

December 31st, 2014

McKenna Berkley

McKenna Berkley here may not be a household name in the modeling world just yet, but if she keeps delivering sexy photoshoots like this one, that won’t be the case for much longer. But just as a fallback, I think McKenna should probably get herself a rich older boyfriend. And I think I fit the bill perfectly. You know, minus the whole rich part. Unless we’re counting Burger King coupons, in which case, I’m loaded. Call me!

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Canned Tuna

December 31st, 2014

Ryan Seacrest And … Taylor Swift?! (Fishwrapper)
This Chick Is A Super Cutie (The Chive)

Ha! Gwen Stefani‘s Sexiest Outfit Ever! (Lainey Gossip)
Kate Upton Topless! (The Superficial)

Kaley Cuoco Says She Feels Like More Of A Housewife Than A Feminist (DLISTED)
Victoria Justice Is All Smiles (Moe Jackson)

Ashley Benson In Bed Selfie (DS nsfw)
Josephine Skriver Sizzles In Her New Bikini Pictures (Popoholic)

Maria Menounos Works Out In A Bikini (Egotastic)
Lindsay Lohan Mosquito Threatens Polynesia (WWTDD)

Meet Bikini Model Kristina Sofia

December 31st, 2014

Kristina Sofia

Is it just me or do the beaches seem to be overflowing with hot no-name models lately? Either way, I want to introduce you guys to another up-and-coming hottie I just found: Kristina Sofia. According to my sources, it turns out that in addition to being a professional bikini model, the super-cute Aussie is also an aspiring actress. Which is great news, because I’m still trying to cast the lead in my upcoming sex tape totally legitimate film project. There’s no lines, but I can promise some great exposure. And after these shots, I think Kristina would be perfect for the part.

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Photos: Fameflynet

Woman Can’t Find Her Gas Cap

December 31st, 2014

Woman Can

I’ve seen a lot of dumb things running this site over the years — like people calling Kim Kardashian a “celebrity” — but I’m pretty sure this video qualifies as one of the dumbest things of all-time. It’s a woman who can’t seem to figure out how to get her gas cap lined up with the pump. And you guys might laugh, but I get it. I go through the same thing trying to convince models to date me. It’s always the same result, no matter how many different ways I try. Oh well. Hopefully we’ll both have better luck in 2015. Happy New Year, everybody.

Nicki Minaj’s Cleavage Show For Rolling Stone Magazine

December 31st, 2014

Nicki Minaj

I may not do a ton of posts on Nicki Minaj, but there’s no denying she’s seriously talented (I’m talking about her funbags, not her music, just to be clear). And there’s no way I could ignore the epic cleavage she busted out for the cover of Rolling Stone. So let this be a lesson to all you aspiring hotties out there: if you want a guaranteed way to get the Tuna’s attention, all you need to do is land the cover of a major magazine dropping some major cleavage. Or you could just send dirty pictures to my inbox. It’s probably easier for both of us that way.

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Patrycja Farbis Belongs In Lingerie

December 31st, 2014

Patrycja Farbis

There’s not a whole lot I’ve been able to find out about Patrycja Farbis here, besides the fact that she’s a Polish model and that she’s apparently capable of giving me a serious pants fire in 2 seconds flat. So while I go try to find out more about Patrycja — like whether she’d ever consider marrying a blogger for a Green Card and where they’re keeping the rest of her crazy-hot lingerie pictures, you guys enjoy these. Just make sure to be careful though, because they’re hot enough to cause a nuclear meltdown in your pants region.

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Kayla Swift’s Sexy Swimsuit Pictures

December 31st, 2014

Kayla Swift

Normally I’m not a big fan when hotties do photoshoots in a one-piece instead of a perfectly good bikini, or better yet, nothing but a hand bra. But I’m willing to make an exception for Kayla Swift here. Not only is she quickly becoming one of my new favorite models, but even in a one-piece, she’s got a body so good, it could make a grown blogger cry. Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I need to go get some tissues.

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Photos: Fameflynet

Ramona Singer And Kelly Bensimon Hit The Beach

December 31st, 2014

With everybody off for the holidays (well, everybody but me), chances are pretty good that at some point you’ll run into a few old “friends” and have to awkwardly stand around catching up when you’d rather be sitting in your mom’s basement looking at pictures of hotties in bikinis. And apparently the same goes for cougars too, or at least the first part, because when it happens to them, they’re already in bikinis. So here’s Real Housewives of NYC “star” Ramona Singer and her former castmate Kelly Bensimon catching up at the beach, and maybe it’s just wishful thinking, but I’m assuming they’re talking about their big plans to date a younger man blogger in 2015.

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Marina Nery Will Blow Your Pants Off

December 31st, 2014

Marina Nery

Since you guys seemed to dig the first post I did on Marina Nery last week, here’s another set of lingerie shots from the Brazilian super-cutie. And if you ask me, these are even better than the first ones. I’m telling you, if Marina keeps this up, she’ll be the next big thing in the modeling business before too long. Although she could speed things up by dating a certain influential blogger. OK, not really, but shhh, let Marina figure that one out on her own.

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Ruby Matthews Is A Girl You Should Know

December 30th, 2014

Ruby Matthews

Since I always like to find new hot models for us all to obsess over, I want to introduce you guys to my latest discovery: Australian hottie Ruby Matthews. Despite my best efforts at researching though, I haven’t been able to find out much more about Ruby other than the obvious: that she was born to wear a bikini. But luckily, I figure that ought be enough for you perverts. So enjoy these for now, and I’ll let you know if I come across anything else newsworthy about Ruby. Like another set of bikini pictures. Wish me luck.

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Canned Tuna

December 30th, 2014

WTF Is Mariah Carey Wearing? (Lainey Gossip)
Hot Babes Giving A Nice Tug (The Chive)

Elisabetta Canalis Topless (The Superficial)
Lindsay Lohan Pulls Off A Sexy Selfie (Fishwrapper)

Sofia Vergara And Joe Manganiello Are Engaged (DLISTED)
Jadeon Stage Does A Bikini Photo Shoot(Moe Jackson)

Chelsea Handler Is A Topless Explorer (DS nsfw)
Kylie Jenner Shows Off Her Tummy While Grocery Shopping (Popoholic)

Catch Nicki Minaj’s ‘The Pinkprint Movie’ (Popbytes)
Lindsay Lohan Has Some Kind Of Virus (IDLYITW)

Josephine Skriver Looking Sexy In Swimwear For Next (Egotastic)
Victoria Silvstedt Boobs Like a Lure (WWTDD)

Kaysha Fitzgerald Will Fix You Real Good

December 30th, 2014

Kaysha Fitzgerald

According to my research, the hottie who’s currently making you drool all over your keyboard is Aussie model Kaysha Fitzgerald with a shoot she did for ZOO Magazine Australia. And I have to say, a lot of the photoshoots I post all look the same, but whoever had the idea to pair Kaysha’s funbags with power tools is a genius. Although I’m pretty sure somebody could lose an eye, if they’re not careful. And if I put my face any closer to my computer screen, it might even be me. I’d better get my safety goggles.

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