ARCHIVES > April, 2015

Gigi Hadid Gets Oral

April 30th, 2015

Gigi Hadid

It’s not your more traditional banana or lollipop, but Gigi Hadid still manages to make snacking on set serious pants fire material, thanks to these shots of her eating some cotton candy behind-the-scenes on another New York City photoshoot. And I don’t know about you guys, but these pictures are making me hungry. I’d love to take a little nibble. (Just to be clear, I’m talking about Gigi, not the cotton candy.)

» view all 13 photos

Gigi Hadid Pictures Gigi Hadid Pictures Gigi Hadid Pictures Gigi Hadid Pictures Gigi Hadid Pictures
Gigi Hadid Pictures Gigi Hadid Pictures Gigi Hadid Pictures Gigi Hadid Pictures Gigi Hadid Pictures

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Megan Fox’s Naughty Tongue Action

April 30th, 2015

Megan Fox

Apparently they’re shooting a second Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie now, which is good news, because I keep saying that Megan Fox should be getting more work and for some reason, she still hasn’t taken me up on my sex tape idea. Go figure. I mean, sure, I guess the script is a little unrealistic… It’s probably easier to buy 6-foot-tall talking mutant turtles than a hottie like Megan hooking up with a pasty blogger. But hey, at least we still get to enjoy some sexy tongue action from Megan either way. I’ll take it.

Megan Fox Pictures Megan Fox Pictures Megan Fox Pictures Megan Fox Pictures Megan Fox Pictures
Megan Fox Pictures Megan Fox Pictures Megan Fox Pictures Megan Fox Pictures

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Hilary Duff’s Booty Show Hits The Streets

April 30th, 2015

Hilary Duff

You all know that I try not to focus on lame celebrity gossip and stick to the important stuff instead (like bikini photoshoots), but I’m going to make an exception, because this is big news: according to my sources, Hilary Duff is on Tinder now. Apparently she’s using it because she wants to date “normal” dudes. Which means I might finally have a real shot with my #2 favorite MILF. I mean, what’s more normal than an adult man who still lives with his mom, right? …Right?

» view all 12 photos

Hilary Duff Pictures Hilary Duff Pictures Hilary Duff Pictures Hilary Duff Pictures Hilary Duff Pictures
Hilary Duff Pictures Hilary Duff Pictures Hilary Duff Pictures Hilary Duff Pictures Hilary Duff Pictures

Photos: WENN.com

Karrueche Tran’s Booty Tease

April 30th, 2015

Karrueche Tran

I’m pretty sure that Karrueche Tran finally wised up and ditched that d-bag Chris Brown, which makes these pictures of her latest leg show even better as far as I’m concerned. Now let’s just hope Karrueche hasn’t gotten so smart that she’s realized that rebounding with a pasty blogger is an equally bad career move…

» view all 11 photos

Karrueche Tran Pictures Karrueche Tran Pictures Karrueche Tran Pictures Karrueche Tran Pictures Karrueche Tran Pictures
Karrueche Tran Pictures Karrueche Tran Pictures Karrueche Tran Pictures Karrueche Tran Pictures Karrueche Tran Pictures

Photos: WENN.com

Kendall Jenner Does It Doggystyle!!!

April 29th, 2015

Kendall Jenner

OK, so I’m guessing this probably isn’t quite what you were expecting when you heard we had pictures of Kendall Jenner doing it doggy style. Sorry. But hey, I’m sure this is still working for at least one or two of you sickos out there. As for the rest of you, not to worry, I’ve also added a couple more shots of Kendall showing off those perfect stems of hers to tide us over until she finally follows her sister into the family business and releases her very own sex tape. Fingers crossed.

» view all 13 photos

Kendall Jenner Pictures Kendall Jenner Pictures Kendall Jenner Pictures Kendall Jenner Pictures
Kendall Jenner Pictures Kendall Jenner Pictures Kendall Jenner Pictures Kendall Jenner Pictures Kendall Jenner Pictures
Kendall Jenner Pictures

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Elizabeth Olsen Is Covering Up Some Impressive Chesticles

April 29th, 2015

Elizabeth Olsen

Look, we all know that Elizabeth Olsen is hands-down the hottest Olsen these days, and we also know she’s extremely talented — I’m talking about in the funbag department, just to be clear. So why’s she so covered up in these shots? Especially when she’s got a new movie to promote, and everything. I’ll give Elizabeth the same advice I give to any up-and-coming hottie: if you’ve got the goods, you should be showing them off. Preferably to your favorite blogger in the privacy of his mom’s basement…

Elizabeth Olsen Pictures Elizabeth Olsen Pictures Elizabeth Olsen Pictures Elizabeth Olsen Pictures Elizabeth Olsen Pictures
Elizabeth Olsen Pictures Elizabeth Olsen Pictures Elizabeth Olsen Pictures Elizabeth Olsen Pictures

Photos: PacificCoastNews

Hunter King Is So Hot, She’ll Blow Your Pants Off

April 28th, 2015

Hunter King

According to my sources, the 42nd annual Daytime Emmys were held the other day, and apparently one of my favorite busty blondes won: Hunter King. I’m not sure what the award was for, and I’m too lazy to look it up, but I’m pretty sure they don’t give out Emmys for Best Pants Fire in a Comedy or Drama, otherwise Sofia Vergara would have an entire trophy case-worth. All I know is, that’s one lucky statue.

» view all 15 photos

Hunter King Pictures Hunter King Pictures Hunter King Pictures Hunter King Pictures Hunter King Pictures
Hunter King Pictures Hunter King Pictures Hunter King Pictures Hunter King Pictures Hunter King Pictures

Photos: WENN.com

Daisy Lowe’s Cleavage Show

April 28th, 2015

Daisy Lowe

I don’t know why we don’t see more of Daisy Lowe, but I’m a big fan of the busty Brit. So here she is at the LDNY Fashion Show and WIE Award Gala. And you know, I think Daisy and I have a lot we could learn from each other about our various businesses — for instance, I could teach her how to get featured on blogs like this one more regularly (aka show up in a bikini 24/7) and she could teach me about fashion become the first model to acknowledge my existence. Sounds like a fair trade-off to me.

» view all 13 photos

Daisy Lowe Pictures Daisy Lowe Pictures Daisy Lowe Pictures Daisy Lowe Pictures Daisy Lowe Pictures
Daisy Lowe Pictures Daisy Lowe Pictures Daisy Lowe Pictures Daisy Lowe Pictures Daisy Lowe Pictures

Photos: WENN.com

Bella Thorne Is Still Trouble

April 28th, 2015

Bella Thorne

I’m pretty sure these pictures of Bella Thorne are a trap, so I’m not going to say anything that might get me added to a government watch list or locked up. Because I can’t think of anything worse than getting sent to prison. Can you imagine being forced to go outside for an hour a day for “recreation”? The horror… So let’s move along. It’s just not worth it.

» view all 22 photos

Bella Thorne Pictures Bella Thorne Pictures Bella Thorne Pictures Bella Thorne Pictures Bella Thorne Pictures
Bella Thorne Pictures Bella Thorne Pictures Bella Thorne Pictures Bella Thorne Pictures Bella Thorne Pictures

Photos: WENN.com, PacificCoastNews

Dakota Fanning Has Hotness Potential

April 28th, 2015

Dakota Fanning

I’ve always said that Dakota Fanning has hottie potential, if she’d just ditch this whole “serious actress” thing and dedicate herself full-time towards becoming a hot nobody. And this leg show she put on at the premiere of her new movie Every Secret Thing is a good start. But if Dakota really wants to take this seriously, she needs to stop doing all these movies and start taking regular beach trips for the paps instead. Frankly, I’m surprised her agent hasn’t told her this yet. It’s like I’m the only one who cares about her career here.

Dakota Fanning Pictures Dakota Fanning Pictures Dakota Fanning Pictures Dakota Fanning Pictures Dakota Fanning Pictures
Dakota Fanning Pictures

Photos: WENN.com

Maybe It’s Gigi Hadid

April 28th, 2015

Gigi Hadid

It’s time for another dose of Gigi Hadid hotness, thanks to these pictures of the sexy supermodel doing a photoshoot for Maybelline on the streets of New York. And you know, for once, I actually agree with the people who always complain that shoots like this give people unrealistic expectations. Because there’s no way you’ll ever see a woman this hot riding the subway in New York City. That’s just crazy.

GiGi Hadid Pictures GiGi Hadid Pictures GiGi Hadid Pictures GiGi Hadid Pictures GiGi Hadid Pictures
GiGi Hadid Pictures GiGi Hadid Pictures GiGi Hadid Pictures GiGi Hadid Pictures
GiGi Hadid Pictures

Photos: WENN.com, PacificCoastNews

Sarah Hyland Is Growing Up Real Nicely

April 27th, 2015

Sarah Hyland

Here’s one of my favorite hotties Sarah Hyland attending the grand opening weekend at some Las Vegas nightclub and looking as red hot as ever. And you know, that reminds me, I’ve got a grand opening of my own I’ve been hoping that Sarah could attend. No, I’m not talking about my pants. Get your minds out of the gutter. Everyone knows sweatpants don’t have a fly. I meant my bathrobe. I’ve been saving it for a special occasion.

» view all 16 photos

Sarah Hyland Pictures Sarah Hyland Pictures Sarah Hyland Pictures Sarah Hyland Pictures Sarah Hyland Pictures
Sarah Hyland Pictures Sarah Hyland Pictures Sarah Hyland Pictures Sarah Hyland Pictures Sarah Hyland Pictures

Photos: WENN.com

Olivia Culpo Is Damn Pretty

April 27th, 2015

Olivia Culpo

Apparently the Radio Disney Music Awards were held in LA over the weekend, in case you had to miss it due a court order, or because you had better things to do — sorry, I crack myself up sometimes. But either way, not to worry, because I’ve got the highlights for you today: Olivia Culpo putting on one hell of a red carpet leg show. And if that’s not worth celebrating, I don’t know what is. Enjoy.

Olivia Culpo Pictures Olivia Culpo Pictures Olivia Culpo Pictures Olivia Culpo Pictures Olivia Culpo Pictures
Olivia Culpo Pictures Olivia Culpo Pictures Olivia Culpo Pictures Olivia Culpo Pictures Olivia Culpo Pictures

Photos: WENN.com

Gigi Hadid Bikini Pictures

April 27th, 2015

Gigi Hadid

OK, so I know I said I might have to ban Gigi Hadid from the site for dating that douche Cody Simpson, but that was before we started getting regular doses of bikini hotness from the sexy supermodel. And if she can manage to keep this up, Gigi can do pretty much whatever she wants as far as I’m concerned: kick sand in little kids’ faces, continue to pretend to not know I exist, date loser Australians… It’s hard to remember to stay upset at a body this good. I can barely remember to close my mouth so I don’t drool all over my keyboard. Enjoy.

GiGi Hadid Pictures GiGi Hadid Pictures GiGi Hadid Pictures GiGi Hadid Pictures GiGi Hadid Pictures
GiGi Hadid Pictures GiGi Hadid Pictures GiGi Hadid Pictures GiGi Hadid Pictures GiGi Hadid Pictures

Photos: PacificCoastNews

< previous