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Emmanuelle Chriqui’s Booty Pump

April 30th, 2015

Emmanuelle Chriqui

Unless you’re Adrian Grenier’s agent, you’re probably not all that excited about the fact that they made an Entourage movie. But you should be. Not because it’s going to be any good, but because it means we’re going to start seeing a whole lot more of one of my former favorite hotties Emmanuelle Chriqui between now and when it comes out, like this shoot from Ocean Drive Magazine. Forget the movie, that’s the real comeback I’ve been waiting for.

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Canned Tuna

April 30th, 2015

Mmm… I’d Like To Creep On That (The Chive)
Emma Stone Works It On The Street (Lainey Gossip)

Kate Hudson Wears Tiny Jean Shorts While In LA (Egotastic)
Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth Are Probably Doing It Again (Dlisted)

Shelly Scholten Bikini Photos: 138 Water Shoot Malibu (The Superficial)
CoCo Does Booty Yoga (Fishwrapper)

Kate Mara Cleavage Show (Moe Jackson)
Lindsay Lohan Shows Her Booty (DS nsfw)

Eva Mendes Looking Like A Doll And Strutting Her Bodacious Booty (Popoholic)
Selena Gomez Is Banging Haze Banga Maybe I Guess (IDLYITW)

Chelsea Handler Stripped, Not Beaten (WWTDD)

Gigi Hadid Gets Oral

April 30th, 2015

Gigi Hadid

It’s not your more traditional banana or lollipop, but Gigi Hadid still manages to make snacking on set serious pants fire material, thanks to these shots of her eating some cotton candy behind-the-scenes on another New York City photoshoot. And I don’t know about you guys, but these pictures are making me hungry. I’d love to take a little nibble. (Just to be clear, I’m talking about Gigi, not the cotton candy.)

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Photos: PacificCoastNews

Megan Fox’s Naughty Tongue Action

April 30th, 2015

Megan Fox

Apparently they’re shooting a second Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie now, which is good news, because I keep saying that Megan Fox should be getting more work and for some reason, she still hasn’t taken me up on my sex tape idea. Go figure. I mean, sure, I guess the script is a little unrealistic… It’s probably easier to buy 6-foot-tall talking mutant turtles than a hottie like Megan hooking up with a pasty blogger. But hey, at least we still get to enjoy some sexy tongue action from Megan either way. I’ll take it.

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Photos: PacificCoastNews

World’s First Triple Backflip

April 30th, 2015

Josh Sheehan performed the world’s first triple backflip on a motorcycle. This is one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen.

Hilary Duff’s Booty Show Hits The Streets

April 30th, 2015

Hilary Duff

You all know that I try not to focus on lame celebrity gossip and stick to the important stuff instead (like bikini photoshoots), but I’m going to make an exception, because this is big news: according to my sources, Hilary Duff is on Tinder now. Apparently she’s using it because she wants to date “normal” dudes. Which means I might finally have a real shot with my #2 favorite MILF. I mean, what’s more normal than an adult man who still lives with his mom, right? …Right?

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Photos: WENN.com

Courtney Stodden Sex Tape Is The Only Sex Tape I Care About

April 30th, 2015

Courtney Stodden

I’m guessing you guys have heard that Courtney Stodden finally listened to my advice and is going to be releasing a sex tape. And it’s about time. It’s something I’ve been saying my favorite hot nobody should do forever, and even though I’m not co-starring in it like I recommended, I’m still pretty psyched. In fact, it just became my most anticipated movie of the year. So to help tide us all over until the big day, here’s a few shots of Courtney and a video of her pole dancing from Instagram. Consider it a preview of coming attractions. Can’t wait!

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Julia Pereira Because She Is Gorgeous

April 30th, 2015

Julia Pereira

OK, so I know this is a lot more clothes than we’re used to seeing on the world’s hottest swimsuit model/designer Julia Pereira, but if you ask me, she still looks just as hot on a city sidewalk as she does on the beach. And I’m betting that when it comes to Julia, the same would be true no matter where she was — even in my mom’s basement. Although I guess there’s really only one way to find out…

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Photos: Timur Emek

Puppy Has Hiccups

April 30th, 2015

Solely based on cuteness factor, I decided to post this.

Karrueche Tran’s Booty Tease

April 30th, 2015

Karrueche Tran

I’m pretty sure that Karrueche Tran finally wised up and ditched that d-bag Chris Brown, which makes these pictures of her latest leg show even better as far as I’m concerned. Now let’s just hope Karrueche hasn’t gotten so smart that she’s realized that rebounding with a pasty blogger is an equally bad career move…

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Canned Tuna

April 29th, 2015

Lindsay Lohan Works It Good In This Photoshoot (Egotastic)
In The Mood For Some Tasty Booty (The Chive)

Kaley Cuoco Wins Everything (You Know, Again) (Fishwrapper)
Hilary Duff Is Pure Sexiness (Lainey Gossip)

Courtney Stodden Is Shopping A Sex Tape, Nature.. Found A Way (The Superficial)
Mariah Carey Is Chunky And Elegant (DLISTED)

Selena Gomez In Tight Jeans (Moe Jackson)
Penelope Cruz Picking Her Butt (DS nsfw)

Olivia Munn Struts Her Drop Dead Sexy Legs (Popoholic)
Hilary Duff Banging Down the Ladder (WWTDD)

Jehane Gigi Paris Will Blow Your Mind

April 29th, 2015

Jehane Gigi Paris

Last time I did a post on Jehane “Gigi” Paris, I predicted that she would become the next big thing in the modelling world someday. And for some reason, that still hasn’t happened yet, despite her having what I’d consider a perfect bikini body. So let’s see if this massive bikini photoshoot can do the trick, and if not, I guess Jehane will just have to settle for being the next big thing in my pants region instead.

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