Because the best way to end another long work week is with a hot model in a bikini, here’s one of my favorite future ex-wives Terra Jo Wallace‘s latest shoot for Beach Riot. And actually, technically, the best way to end a week would be with a hot model in a bikini in my bed, but I stopped holding my breath on that one a long time ago. So let’s all just lower our expectations a bit and enjoy the sexy bikini pictures, OK?
ARCHIVES > May, 2015
I haven’t done a post on Argentinian
actress/model hot nobody Karina Jelinek in a while, and I guess she was starting to get impatient, because here she is in Miami doing some deep stretches for the cameras. And I’ve gotta say, it was a smart move, because I do so many posts on hot nobodies, I’d kind of forgotten about Karina, and doing bikini yoga for the paps is pretty much a guaranteed way to get my attention. And just for future reference, ladies, other guaranteed ways include sending dirty pictures to my inbox and showing up at my place in nothing but a hand bra. Just FYI.
I know I was making fun of Gigi Hadid yesterday, saying how tough it must’ve been having to walk around by herself instead of just getting her billionaire dad to pay to have some poor people move her legs for her. But then I saw these pictures, and you know, maybe I was wrong about her. I mean, just look at how hard Gigi’s working here. First she walked around New York in tight leggings during the day, then again at night. For a rich “model,” that’s considered pulling a double shift. I’m impressed!
Because the only thing better than one smoking hot model is multiple smoking hot models, here’s Simone Holtznagel, Danielle Knudson and Natalie Pack back at the racetrack for the Gumball 3000 Rally. I have no clue how well these three are doing in the race, but judging from this latest round of pictures, who the hell really cares? Enjoy.
I’m not really sure when Taylor Swift officially overtook Selena Gomez as the hottest pop star in the business. All I know is, with Selena looking chunky these days and Taylor giving us sexy leg shows like this on a practically daily basis, it’s not really even much of a contest anymore. So enjoy this latest set of pictures from the reigning pop hottie, because if Selena ever wants to regain her title, she’s going to have to do something drastic, like hook up with a certain pasty blogger. Her call.
We haven’t seen Kendra Wilkinson in so long, I just figured the former Playboy hottie’s 15 minutes were finally up. But here she is at WE tv’s Marriage Bootcamp Reality Stars premiere party showing off that big fake cleavage of hers just like old times, so I’m more than happy to give Kendra’s funbags a little more time. I don’t know about another full 15 minutes though. I figure 30-45 seconds should do.
I guess Megan Fox is trying to go incognito or something in this scene, considering this is the most covered-up I think we’ve seen her on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 set. And that’s a shame, because I was really hoping she’d start wearing less and less clothing as the movie went on instead. I’m pretty sure that’s what’s they call “character development.” Oh well, here’s hoping they’re just shooting out of order. Fingers crossed.
Here’s one of my all-time favorite MILFs Jessica Alba walking through LAX and I’m not sure if this shirt she was wearing is supposed to be like this, or if we just have the paps and their commercial-grade flashes to thank for this MILF see-through moment. But either way, I’m a little disappointed that Jessica forgot to “forget” to wear a bra underneath this. Although to be fair, I guess that could potentially be considered a flight risk, since I don’t know how anyone could possibly concentrate on flying a plane with that much hotness onboard.
I’ve been jealous of a lot of weird sh*t over the years — Mr. Potato Head, a picnic table, etc. — but I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve ever been jealous of an inflatable whale. Still, can you really blame me? Because here’s Ukrainian hottie Yara Khmidan getting friendly with one during her latest photoshoot and if you don’t wish you could be the one playing Free Willy with Yara right now, I recommend getting your eyes checked. Lucky bastard…
Here is socialite/Instagram model Gigi Hadid working her hotness on the streets, which is probably the hardest job she has ever had. It’s a tough like when your father is a billionaire and you have to actually do simple tasks such as walking. Anyway, Gigi is one of the prettier rich girls of Hollywood. I wouldn’t consider her supermodel worthy, but she bought that title so I guess we have to accept it. Enjoy.
Here’s Lena Dunham In Lingerie For Some Reason (IDLYITW)
Chrissy Teigen Topless and Moist (WWTDD)