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Elsa Pataky Is One Sexy MILF

September 30th, 2015

Elsa Pataky

We don’t see Elsa Pataky around nearly as much as I’d like, but then again, in a perfect world, we’d be getting daily bikini updates from the Spanish hottie. And I don’t think that’s happening, unless I win the lottery or something. So I guess I’ll just have to make do with these semi-regular red carpet trips instead. Anyway, here’s Elsa at a photocall in Madrid. It’s no bikini pictures, but she’s still looking pretty great, so enjoy.

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Canned Tuna

September 30th, 2015

This Chick Is Packing Big Time! (The Chive)
Abigail Ratchford Is A Naughty Girl! (Egotastic)

Is This Sofia Vergara‘s Orgasm Face? (Fishwrapper)
Cindy Crawford Is Still The Hottest Supermodel (Lainey Gossip)

Lindsey Pelas Has Huge Knockers (The Superficial)
Dame Helen Mirren’s Nipples Have Retired From Show Business (DLISTED)

Adriana Lima Is Pure Hotness (MoeJackson)
Jessica Biel Busts Out Her New Mom Sexiness And Bosom! (Popoholic)

Gisele Bundchen Topless for $700 (WWTDD)
Katy Perry Got Molested On Stage (IDLYITW)

Carmella Rose Is Looking Tasty

September 30th, 2015

Carmella Rose

Damn. It’s a big day for inflatable pool toys. First we had Demi Lovato riding a giant banana and now here’s former InstaBabe Carmella Rose doing an even sexier photoshoot with a blow-up donut. And I’ve gotta say, it’s looking pretty tasty. I’d love to stick my face in there and take a big bite. …Just to be clear, I’m talking about Carmella’s booty, not the donut. I may be sick in the head, but I’m not crazy.

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Kendall Jenner’s Side Boob

September 30th, 2015

Kendall Jenner

Apparently Kendall Jenner‘s in Paris right now for Fashion Week and posed for pictures with some fans. But this dude is making a classic rookie mistake. Sure, he’s getting a picture with Kendall, but he got the angle all wrong. See, look, from the front, it’s nothing special. But turn a few inches to the left, and between the side boob and the sexy booty profile, it goes from just OK to downright epic. Luckily though, the paps were on it. Somebody get those guys a Pulitzer.

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Sylvie Meis Really Knows How To Dress

September 30th, 2015

Sylvie Meis

I know there’s a lot of competition for the coveted title of the Tuna’s #1 favorite Dutch hottie — I’m pretty sure there’s at least 3 or 4 Victoria’s Secret models in there. But for my money, Sylvie Meis blows them all away, thanks to insanely hot outfits like this one. So sorry Bregje Heinen and Marloes Horst, but better luck next year. There’s just no competing with this.

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Selena Gomez Gets Good And Chesty

September 30th, 2015

Selena Gomez

I guess Selena Gomez, or at least somebody from her team, must be a loyal reader. Because I was just saying yesterday how Selena needed to step up her outfit game. And now here she is looking nice and chesty at the airport. So now that I know Selena’s listening, here’s another recommendation: she should really consider releasing a sex tape with a semi-famous blogger instead of her next lame single. Hey, I figure it’s worth a shot.

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Demi Lovato Gets Photoshopped Good For Complex Magazine

September 30th, 2015

Demi Lovato

I’ve never been a big fan of Demi Lovato, to be honest. (I’m sure she’ll be crushed to hear it.) But after checking out this shoot she did for the latest issue of Complex, I’ve gotta admit, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Demi looking this good. So I guess I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due: whoever did the Photoshop work here is a real pro.

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Canned Tuna

September 29th, 2015

Jessica Biel Looks Like A Hot Old Lady (Lainey Gossip)
Hot Chicks Know How To Tug It (The Chive)

Arianny Celeste Topless On Instagram (The Superficial)
Porn Star Kim Kardashian Is Fat And Disgusting (Fishwrapper)

Millionaire Supermodels Are Just Like Us: They Take Centerpieces From Events! (DLISTED)
Emily Blunt Is A Pretty Woman (Moe Jackson)

Scarlett Johansson Busting Out After A Workout! (Popoholic)
This Model Says Justin Bieber Drugged Her In Australia (IDLYITW)

Sara Sampaio Shows Some Sexy Cleavage Action (Egotastic)
Alexis Ren Belongs In A Bikini (WWTDD)

Susanna Canzian Is An Instababe You Should Know

September 29th, 2015

Susanna Canzian

Today’s InstaBabe is Italian hottie Susanna Canzian. And thanks to my detailed Instagram creeping research, I was able to find out that Susanna’s apparently a dog lover, in addition to being an instant pants fire. So here’s hoping Susanna realizes that we’re perfect for each other soon, because I’d give pretty much anything to eat an entire plate of spaghetti of that killer booty of hers. Yum.

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Selena Gomez Does Miley Cyrus

September 29th, 2015

Selena Gomez

No, Selena Gomez isn’t having a stroke here. I’m pretty sure she’s just trying to copy Miley Cyruspatented tongue action posing with her fans in Paris. Anyway, I fully support Selena trying to become more like her fellow pop star hottie, I just think it’d be smarter to start out copying Miley’s outfits first and then work her way up to the sexy tongue action. You’ve got to walk in nipple pasties before you can run, or however that old saying goes…

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