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Jacqueline Macinnes Wood Knows How To Dress

November 30th, 2015

Jacqueline Macinnes Wood

I always love seeing a hottie giving back to the community, especially when what they’re giving is serious pants fires. So here’s Canadian hottie/soap opera star Jacqueline Macinnes Wood at the 2015 Hollywood Christmas Parade. And hopefully this isn’t the last we see of Jacqueline this holiday season, because right now, all I want for Christmas this year is more Wood. Enjoy.

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Melissa Castagnoli Does A Bikini Good!

November 30th, 2015

Melissa Castagnoli

Talk about making a good first impression: this is the first I’ve ever heard of Italian model Melissa Castagnoli, but I’m pretty sure I’m already in love with the hottie and her killer booty after seeing her in a bikini at the beach in Miami. At least, I think that’s what this is. I’m sweaty, light-headed, and all the blood is rushing straight to my pants region. And if that’s not love, then I guess I don’t know what is.

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Hayden Panettiere Watches Husband Get His A$$ Kicked

November 30th, 2015

We haven’t seen my former favorite little person Hayden Panettiere in a long time. I always said having a kid with a giant would be hazardous to her career. But the good news is she came out to watch her husband get his XL-sized ass kicked at the World Heavyweight Championship fight in Germany. And since Hayden’s looking just as busty and hot as ever, even though Wlad lost, I’d say the rest of us all won big-time.

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Meet Hotties Scheana Marie And Ariana Madix

November 26th, 2015

According to my sources, these two hotties at the Night Before premiere are Scheana Marie and Ariana Madix. (I think Scheana’s the one on the right?) Apparently they’re on some reality show called Vanderpump Rules together. I’ve never seen it, but I’m pretty sure it’s the new Jersey Shore or something. But hey, at least these two are on it, so I guess that means it’s not completely unwatchable.

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Courtney Stodden Is A Sexy Busty Little Bo Peep

November 26th, 2015

Courtney Stodden

Now this is more like it! For a while there, we weren’t seeing my all-time favorite hot nobody Courtney Stodden at any D-list red carpets or cheesy photo ops, but here she is dressed as a sexy Little Bo Peep for PETA’s Save the Sheep! campaign. And I know I’ve made fun of PETA in the past, but it looks like they’ve finally come up with a cause I can actually support: getting Courtney’s giant funbags back on the front pages.

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Kimberley Garner Is White Hot

November 26th, 2015

Kimberley Garner

It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new hotness from my Twitter pal and future ex-wife Kimberley Garner, and I was beginning to think maybe we weren’t Internet friends anymore. But then she showed up to the British Fashion Awards putting on this white-hot booty show, so obviously we’re all good again, and this friendship can get back to normal. You know, where I drool over her perfect body and Kimberley barely remembers I exist. Enjoy!

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Chloe Sims Is A Busty Blond Now

November 26th, 2015

Chloe Sims

According to my sources, these shots of Chloe Sims and her red-hot cleavage are from an episode of her reality show TOWIE. Apparently they were filming some kind of Royal Wedding-themed birthday party for some 80-year-old lady for their season finale. And while that doesn’t exactly sound like must-see TV to me (maybe you have to be British?), Chloe’s funbags are always worth a watch as far as I’m concerned. So enjoy.

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Chrissy Teigen’s Pregnant Boobies Are Looking Good

November 25th, 2015

Chrissy Teigen

I don’t tend to pay much attention to celebrities unless they’re walking around in spandex and/or bikinis, so I didn’t know that Chrissy Teigen was pregnant until I saw these pictures. And while I’m sorry to hear that, since it means Chrissy’ll have to go on a few months of maternity leave from those bikini photoshoots of hers, I’m happy to see that her growing baby bumps seem to be coming along nicely. …Just to be clear, I’m talking about her funbags. I may be a pervert, but I’m no sicko.

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Selena Gomez Working It For Thanksgiving Day

November 25th, 2015

Selena Gomez

So this week is apparently the biggest travel week of the year because of Thanksgiving, which means there’s going to be more hotties flying through LAX over the next few days than at any other point in the year. In case you still needed to book a trip somewhere. Anyway, here’s Selena Gomez on her way through the airport, and I’m seriously jealous of whatever lucky bastards are on that plane with her. Although I would’ve been even more jealous if she’d been wearing this. Oh well, there’s always next year.

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Canned Tuna

November 24th, 2015

Ariana Grande Is A Super Hot Piece (Lainey Gossip)
Meet Sophia, She Is A Cutie (The Chive)

Miley Cyrus Is Even More Naked (The Superficial)
Amber Rose Has Never Been Grosser (Fishwrapper)

Kristin Cavallari Named Her New Baby After A Dog She Met (DLISTED)
Eva Longoria Out Of Shape Booty In A Bikini (Moe Jackson)

Bella Thorne’s Sizzling Bikini Body Will Melt Your Eyeballs! (Popoholic)
Sara Underwood Posted This Hotness (IDLYITW)

Jessica Hart Loses her Bikini Bottoms (Egotastic)
Angelina Jolie Digging Menopause (WWTDD)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Knows How To Dress

November 24th, 2015

Rosie Huntington Whiteley

I know I’ve got to be careful what I write about Rosie Huntington-Whiteley here, because I don’t want to get beat up by her boyfriend and live out a Jason Statham movie in real life. So all I’m going to say about these pictures of Rosie at the 2015 British Fashion Awards is that she seriously knows how to dress, and I’d love to get my face right in that super-cute cleavage of hers. What? That’s the highest compliment I can think of.

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Salma Hayek Keeps Busting Out The Mega Cleavage!

November 24th, 2015

Salma Hayek

It’s not quite as epic as Salma Hayek‘s cleavage show yesterday, but here’s one of the bustiest actresses of all-time dropping some of her signature cleavage on the red carpet at the British Fashion Awards. Now I know Salma’s not British, but if she didn’t win Best Funbags last night, I demand a recount. Hell, Salma should probably be up for a Lifetime Achievement Award by now.

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Pixie Lott’s Sweet Boobage

November 24th, 2015

Pixie Lott

Sure, I may not be able to name a single one of her songs, but I’m a diehard fan of Pixie Lott‘s, at least when it comes to her showing up to events where there’s cameras. And here’s the sexy pop star leaving the British Fashion Awards in London performing one of my all-time favorites: busting out some sideboob for the paps. It’s a classic. Encore, encore!

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Stacy Keibler’s Comeback Needs Some Legs And A$$

November 23rd, 2015

Stacy Keibler

I’ve always loved Stacy Keibler, and supported her through both the good times and the bad (aka when she was dating that loser Clooney). So after seeing these pictures of my former #1 favorite leggy hottie out shopping with her mom, I’m pulling for a major hotness comeback from Stacy. And these Daisy Dukes are a good start, but if she really wants to get serious about this, she needs to start showing off these legs of hers on a daily basis again. Fingers crossed.

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