I’ve always said that Lily Donaldson is one of the more underrated Victoria’s Secret hotties out there, and I guess that’s why she decided to give up on the lingerie modeling game in order to become a softcore porn star. Or at least, that’s what I’m assuming these pictures are from. According to my sources, this shoot is part of something called 032c Magazine‘s Fall/Winter issue, and I’d just like to be one of the first to congratulate Lily on the career move. She’s got my full support. And the Little Tuna’s too.
ARCHIVES > November, 2015
Josephine Skriver Sexy Cop (WWTDD)
I know a lot of you are probably headed somewhere for Thanksgiving over the next few days, so here’s something to tide you over during those inevitable travel delays: today’s InstaBabe Celeste Desjardins. According to my sources, she’s a Canadian model/actress, is great at Instagram, and more than hot enough to get you through even the worst layovers. You’re welcome.
I always love seeing a hottie giving back to the community, especially when what they’re giving is serious pants fires. So here’s Canadian hottie/soap opera star Jacqueline Macinnes Wood at the 2015 Hollywood Christmas Parade. And hopefully this isn’t the last we see of Jacqueline this holiday season, because right now, all I want for Christmas this year is more Wood. Enjoy.
Talk about making a good first impression: this is the first I’ve ever heard of Italian model Melissa Castagnoli, but I’m pretty sure I’m already in love with the hottie and her killer booty after seeing her in a bikini at the beach in Miami. At least, I think that’s what this is. I’m sweaty, light-headed, and all the blood is rushing straight to my pants region. And if that’s not love, then I guess I don’t know what is.
Here’s our latest dose of Insta-porn courtesy of one of the hardest-working Instagram models in the business, Kendall Jenner. And no, I’m not entirely sure what Kendall was doing going bareback on a horse or what this picture was for, but I’m assuming this is just a normal Thanksgiving weekend for the Kardashian family. Some people eat turkey and watch football, they take naked pictures and post them on the Internet. Enjoy.
We haven’t seen my former favorite little person Hayden Panettiere in a long time. I always said having a kid with a giant would be hazardous to her career. But the good news is she came out to watch her husband get his XL-sized ass kicked at the World Heavyweight Championship fight in Germany. And since Hayden’s looking just as busty and hot as ever, even though Wlad lost, I’d say the rest of us all won big-time.
It’s Thanksgiving Day weekend and you’re probably with your family and not online reading this site. That said, I’ll keep it short. Here is Bella Thorne in Glamour magazine looking like an expensive escort. I guess that’s glamorous too. Nonetheless, she’s pretty damn hot.
I know a lot of people start to get depressed in November, because the days are getting shorter and we’re heading into winter, but not to worry, because I think I’ve found a cure: pictures of Colombian hottie Catalina Otalvaro in a bikini. Because I don’t know about you guys, but just looking at them makes me and the Little Tuna feel a whole lot happier. Anyway, I recommend a treatment of 30-45 seconds a day, or as needed. And trust me, you’ll start feeling better in no time.
I can’t tell you much about Nicole Harrison here, besides the fact that she’s a model from Australia. But I can tell you that this set of lingerie pictures might just be one of the hottest photoshoots I’ve seen all month. Maybe even all year. So enjoy, and remember this name, because here’s hoping we see a lot more from Nicole where this came from. Yow.