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December 31st, 2015

Mmm… New Year’s Booty Humps (The Chive)
Jesica Cirio‘s Sweet Thong Action (Egotastic)

Jenny McCarthy Sticks With What She’s Good At-Being a Douchebag (Fishwrapper)
Taraji P Henson In A Bikini (Lainey Gossip)

BEST OF 2015: Jessica Simpson’s Nipples (The Superficial)
Ryan Phillippe Is Getting Married To His 24-Year-Old Girlfriend (DLISTED)

April Love Geary In A Little Bikini (MoeJackson)
Emma Roberts Ultra Leggy And In A Sheer Dress? Yes Please! (Popoholic)

Kendall Jenner Also Hospitalized (WWTDD)
Miss Colombia Is Still Pissed, Might Do Porn (IDLYITW)

More Rita Ora In A Bikini

December 31st, 2015

Rita Ora

Good news everybody: looks like that serious case of nippleitis that Rita Ora came down with earlier this week is still going strong, because here she is at the beach in Miami looking nice and chilly. And I just hope that Rita brings this back with her to London and spreads it around to all her fellow busty Brits when her vacation’s over. It’d be such a great souvenir, don’t you think?

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Madison Beer Is Officially The Next Bella Thorne

December 31st, 2015

Madison Beer

After three straight days of bikini pictures from teenage troublemaker Madison Beer this week, I’m ready to call it: this chick is the next Bella Thorne. And by that I mean, she’s capable of getting you perverts locked up if you’re not careful. And no, saying you’re a big fan of her music won’t help. It’ll just make it worse. No one’s a fan of this girl’s music, except maybe her parents and her managers. So let’s all just move it along before one of us gets in trouble. Namely me. Next!

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Devin Brugman Busts Out Of Her Bikini

December 31st, 2015

Devin Brugman

Here’s bikini blogger/bikini model Devin Brugman hard at work at the beach in Miami, and I’m sorry, but I still don’t know if I believe that Devin’s a real blogger, because I don’t think I’ve ever seen a blogger who A) wasn’t allergic to water or B) spent nearly this much time in the sun. Next you’re going to tell me she doesn’t even live in her mom’s basement. Anyway, I guess Devin must be the exception to the rule, and believe me, I’m not complaining. Wow.

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Alana Blanchard Is The All-time Hottest Surfer!

December 31st, 2015

Alana Blanchard

Last time I introduced you guys to Alana Blanchard here, I think I mentioned how she was probably the hottest surfer of all-time. But just in case any of you out there are still on the fence about it, check out this shoot she just did for Stab Magazine. Turns out, in addition to being a world-class surfer, Alana’s also a world-class lingerie model. Now there’s a true double threat. I think I’m in love…

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Sara Jean Underwood Must Be Looking For A New Boyfriend

December 31st, 2015

Sara Jean Underwood

I was mostly just joking before, but now I’m convinced that Sara Jean Underwood is single again and looking for a rich new BF, because these pictures you’re currently drooling on your keyboard over? Yeah, they’re all Sara’s recent updates from Instagram. From just this week. Anyway, I’ve always loved Sara, so I hope she finds what she’s looking for. But in case she’s willing to settle, I think I technically qualify as a millionaire if you count expired Burger King coupons as part of my net worth. Call me!

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More Daisy Lowe Swimsuit Pictures

December 31st, 2015

Daisy Lowe

I guess all my weight comments these last couple days must have gotten to Daisy Lowe, because she showed up at the beach in a swimsuit today. And I actually feel kind of bad about it. Not that I might’ve hurt Daisy’s feelings or anything, but that she’s not wearing a bikini for us all to drool over again. Anyway, I’d like to apologize to you perverts and Daisy too, I guess. And forget what I said last time, if anything, I think Daisy here could even stand to put on a few more pounds… As long as they’re located entirely within her chest region, that is.

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Canned Tuna

December 30th, 2015

Mmm… The Best Boobs On The Year! (The Chive)
Michelle Lewin‘s Tight Body In A Bikini (Egotastic)

Instagram Model Kendall Jenner Is Such A “Hard” Worker (Fishwrapper)
Socialite Bella Hadid Is Also A Hard Worker (Lainey Gossip)

BEST OF 2015: Miley Cyrus Naked (The Superficial)
Kat Von D And Steve-O Are Officially Doing Each Other (DLISTED)

Sofia Vergara Works the Streets In Style (MoeJackson)
The Walking Dead’s Lauren Cohan Shows Off Her Ridiculously Sexy Shape! (Popoholic)

Kelly Bensimon In A Bikini (WWTDD)
Lindsey Pelas Is A Sex Doll (IDLYITW)

More Brittny Gastineau Busting Out Of A Swimsuit

December 30th, 2015

Brittny Gastineau

I guess all the A-list hotties are too busy vacationing with their families this week, because it looks like South Beach has been taken over by a bunch of hot nobodies these last few days. And I guess Brittny Gastineau has been enjoying all the extra attention from the paps, because the model/socialite/reality TV star is back for a second round of busty beach pictures today. Anyway, I don’t know if Brittny’s newfound “fame” is going to last the full 15 minutes, but I figure this earned her another 30-45 seconds at least, so enjoy.

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Kate Upton Shows Off Her Puppies In Harper’s Bazaar

December 30th, 2015

Kate Upton

As any of my regular readers know, I’m almost as much of a sucker for cute pooches as I am for busty blondes. So this latest shoot Kate Upton did for Harper’s Bazaar Singapore‘s “Happy Issue” combines two of my favorite things. It’s just a shame they made Kate wear so much clothing here, because if they really wanted to make me and the Little Tuna and millions of other perverts happy, they would’ve gotten Kate to show off her own puppies instead. And I’m not talking about dogs…

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Madison Beer Is Still Trouble In A Bikini

December 30th, 2015

Madison Beer

Unlike Victoria’s Secret model Vita Sidorkina, who looks like trouble even though she’s 21, Madison Beer has the opposite problem. But since I doubt that excuse will hold up in court, and I don’t feel like testing it, I suggest we all just move it along and ignore this teenage troublemaker for now, no matter how many beach trips she takes.

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