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Jordana Brewster Needs To Spice It Up

January 29th, 2016

Jordana Brewster

For a while now, I’ve been trying to figure out why Jordana Brewster doesn’t get more work these days, and I think I finally got it. And no, it’s not because she hasn’t made a sex tape with yours truly yet (although it couldn’t hurt — hint hint). It’s because she keeps showing up to red carpets in boring outfits like this. Anyway, here’s Jordana at the premiere of FX’s American Crime Story – The People V. O.J. Simpson and on the plus side, she’s looking nice and leggy. On the downside, I’ve seen more skin on nuns.

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Christie Brinkley Is Hotter Than Most Instagram Models

January 29th, 2016

Christie Brinkley

I forget how old Christie Brinkley is these days, 75? 80? 101? But it doesn’t matter, because for my money, this ageless hottie is still 10 times finer than most of the wannabes clogging up my Instagram feed. Anyway, it turns out Christie’s actually 61, and here she is rocking a Canadian tuxedo outside the HuffPost offices in New York. And I’m sorry, but that booty doesn’t look a day over 30.

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Ariel Winter Is No Longer Trouble

January 29th, 2016

Ariel Winter

According to my sources, Ariel Winter had her 18th birthday yesterday. And I’m sure that’s big news for anybody out there who still watches Modern Family. You can finally stop fast-forwarding through her scenes and watch them in slo-mo instead. Or even go frame by frame if they’re in a trampoline store or something. To be honest though, that show really went downhill ever since they ignored my suggestion to set an episode (or episodes) at a Jello wrestling tournament. Oh well. There’s always next season, I guess.

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Chanel Iman And Hannah Ferguson Make A Great Pair

January 28th, 2016

Chanel Inman and Hannah Fergurson

I’m still trying to figure out what SI swimsuit hotties Chanel Iman and Hannah Ferguson were doing at a Sports Illustrated press conference in Miami, and more importantly, why they weren’t both wearing bikinis… But apparently it was to help promote the 2016 Swimsuit Issue launch party festivities next month. Although that still doesn’t explain the bikini thing, does it? That would have been even better promotion, if you ask me.

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Chloe Grace Moretz Is Working A Parking Lot

January 28th, 2016

Chloe Grace Moretz

With the way the paps have been stalking Chloe Grace Moretz lately, I would’ve thought we would’ve gotten something really good by now. Like a wardrobe malfunction or a bikini vacation or a trip to the gym or something. But instead, we’ve just got these shots of her dancing in a parking lot fully-clothed. Yawn. Somebody wake me when Chloe starts twerking. Now that’s a story.

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Meet Cutie Kate Miner

January 28th, 2016

Meet Kate Miner. According to my research, she’s an actress/model/musician, aka just another hot Hollywood wannabe. And apparently she’s in this new Fifty Shades of Black movie. But if Kate really wants her career to take off, she doesn’t have to stoop that low and act in some lame Marlon Wayans parody movie. She could just start hooking up with a semi-famous blogger in his mom’s basement instead. Hmm, OK, fine. When you say it out loud, maybe that’s just as embarrassing. Nevermind.

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Cara Delevingne’s Awful Dog Walking Outfit

January 28th, 2016

Cara Delevingne

I know Cara Delevingne is a professional “model” and all, but this has got to be the weirdest outfit I’ve ever seen anyone walk a dog in before. And this is coming from a guy who walks his in week-old pizza-stained sweatpants… That said, I can almost get a good look at Cara’s cute little puppies under there so I guess it’s not all bad.

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Zara Holland Gives The Girls A Push And Squeeze

January 27th, 2016

Zara Holland

Here’s Zara Holland, aka Miss Great Britain 2015, aka Ex-Mrs. Tuna 2016, at the world premiere of some movie called Dad’s Army in London. But you definitely don’t have to be British to feel something stirring after seeing this busty hottie stuffed into a tight, army-inspired dress and saluting the crowd. I may not be from England, but I’m definitely standing at attention right now, if you catch my drift.

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Catherine Zeta-Jones’s Cougar Cleavage Show

January 27th, 2016

Catherine Zeta-Jones

There’s nothing quite like Catherine Zeta-Jones pictures to bring me back to my younger days, burning out my mom’s VCR watching that one scene from Entrapment on repeat. You know the one… Anyway, Catherine may be in her mid-40s now, but she’s still hot. And I don’t know about you guys, but seeing her bust out for the Dad’s Army premiere in London is currently bringing back some very fond memories for me and the Little Tuna. Enjoy.

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Torrie Wilson Is Single And On The Prowl

January 27th, 2016

Torrie Wilson

Anybody here remember Torrie Wilson? You know, she’s the former WWE hottie who left professional wrestling and became A-Rod’s professional “girlfriend.” Well, looks like she also left the beard business, because apparently Torrie’s single again. And I’m guessing that’s why she was at the Fifty Shades of Black premiere last night, to look for a new boyfriend. Anyway, I’m probably not Torrie’s type, aka I’m not rich enough, but if she’s willing to take on a charity case, consider me interested. Especially after these pictures.

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Meet Disney’s Veronica Dunne

January 26th, 2016

Veronica Dunne

I thought the name Veronica Dunne sounded familiar, and turns out, I have done a post on this blonde cutie before. Apparently she’s the star of some Disney Channel show, but before you try to flush your laptop, don’t worry, she’s 20. Which means you perverts can enjoy these shots of Veronica at the world premiere of The Finest Hours in LA without worrying about getting arrested. Well, almost. You still have to watch out for public indecency. Nobody’s going to buy that you took your pants off to “get some air.” Trust me, I’ve tried. It doesn’t end well.

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Vanessa Hudgens And Stella Hudgens Are Hard At Work

January 26th, 2016

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Here’s Vanessa Hudgens and her sister Stella out walking around LA, and I don’t know how I never noticed it before, but the Hudgens sisters are basically the poor man’s version of Gigi and Bella Hadid. Neither of them seem to have real jobs, and they both spend the better part of their days walking around for the paps. The only difference is that Gigi and Bella wear real clothing, and Vanessa and Stella dress like dirty hippies. Hmm, so I guess they’re more like the homeless version of the Hadids. Either way, I think these two could use a shower. And I’d be happy to offer mine. As soon as I finish setting up all the cameras.

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Vogue Williams And Kimberley Garner Are Hot Pieces

January 26th, 2016

Here’s two of my favorite leggy blondes, Irish model Vogue Williams and future ex-Mrs. Tuna Kimberley Garner, looking mighty tasty at a screening of some new movie called Eating Happiness in London. And speaking of good eating, I think I just found my new dream meal: making a Tuna sandwich with these two. I don’t know about you, but I’m drooling just thinking about it…

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Rita Ora Knows How To Dress

January 25th, 2016

I’ve always said that Rita Ora knows how to dress, so I wasn’t too surprised to see her out in Paris for Fashion Week. I was pleasantly surprised to hear that she decided to go commando underneath this outfit though. But unfortunately, her dress needs to shifted a good 4-5 inches to the right for that to qualify as major news. But don’t worry, I’ll be keeping an eye on this story just in case there’s any developments, like a sudden stiff breeze, or Rita accidentally adjusting herself. Keep those fingers crossed.

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