I’ve done a few posts on Daniela Lopez Osorio by now, and thanks to photoshoots like this, the Colombian hottie is hands down one of my new favorite models these days. In fact, I’m pretty sure I’m in love. You know, it’s that classic, age-old love story: blogger meets girl, girl pretends not to know blogger exists, continues on with her life. Anyway, I’m not sure what happens next because I’ve never made it that far before, but fingers crossed it has something to do with more bikini pictures.
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Forget the Hadid sisters, if you’re looking for an Instagram hottie who actually deserves to find fame and fortune, I want to introduce you to Livia Gullo. According to my research, she’s a former Miss Brazil, and once I stopped drooling over her pictures, I noticed something. She doesn’t have any friends. She’s got over 250k followers, but she’s not following a single person. I guess she must not be very nice. But with a body like this, who cares? I’d still be her friend. So call me, Livia! We can set up a playdate at my mom’s house.
I don’t know about you guys, but doing that post on Hannah Ferguson earlier got me in the mood to see more of the leggy SI hottie. And by more, I mean her actually wearing a bikini this time. So here you go. Now don’t say I never do anything
for myself and pretend it’s for you. Enjoy. I know I will.
I guess Sara Jean Underwood has been digging all the attention I’ve been giving her lately almost as much as I’ve been digging her pictures, because she keeps dropping more of that serious hotness on her Instagram. And at this rate, I’m not sure which is going to overheat first: my computer or my pants. Yow!
I don’t know how Terry Richardson keeps managing to get my favorite hotties to pose topless for him. I would’ve thought that looking like a hipster pedophile would make women want to keep their clothes on around you, not take them off, but I guess I’m wrong. Because here’s his latest impressive feat: getting Rita Ora to flash him for the cover of Lui Magazine. P.S. You can see the uncensored version here. Enjoy.
For a while now, I’ve been trying to figure out why Jordana Brewster doesn’t get more work these days, and I think I finally got it. And no, it’s not because she hasn’t made a sex tape with yours truly yet (although it couldn’t hurt — hint hint). It’s because she keeps showing up to red carpets in boring outfits like this. Anyway, here’s Jordana at the premiere of FX’s American Crime Story – The People V. O.J. Simpson and on the plus side, she’s looking nice and leggy. On the downside, I’ve seen more skin on nuns.
I forget how old Christie Brinkley is these days, 75? 80? 101? But it doesn’t matter, because for my money, this ageless hottie is still 10 times finer than most of the wannabes clogging up my Instagram feed. Anyway, it turns out Christie’s actually 61, and here she is rocking a Canadian tuxedo outside the HuffPost offices in New York. And I’m sorry, but that booty doesn’t look a day over 30.
According to my sources, Ariel Winter had her 18th birthday yesterday. And I’m sure that’s big news for anybody out there who still watches Modern Family. You can finally stop fast-forwarding through her scenes and watch them in slo-mo instead. Or even go frame by frame if they’re in a trampoline store or something. To be honest though, that show really went downhill ever since they ignored my suggestion to set an episode (or episodes) at a Jello wrestling tournament. Oh well. There’s always next season, I guess.
I’m still trying to figure out what SI swimsuit hotties Chanel Iman and Hannah Ferguson were doing at a Sports Illustrated press conference in Miami, and more importantly, why they weren’t both wearing bikinis… But apparently it was to help promote the 2016 Swimsuit Issue launch party festivities next month. Although that still doesn’t explain the bikini thing, does it? That would have been even better promotion, if you ask me.
With the way the paps have been stalking Chloe Grace Moretz lately, I would’ve thought we would’ve gotten something really good by now. Like a wardrobe malfunction or a bikini vacation or a trip to the gym or something. But instead, we’ve just got these shots of her dancing in a parking lot fully-clothed. Yawn. Somebody wake me when Chloe starts twerking. Now that’s a story.