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Daniela Lopez Osorio Will Blow Your Pants Off

January 29th, 2016

Daniela Lopez Osorio

I’ve done a few posts on Daniela Lopez Osorio by now, and thanks to photoshoots like this, the Colombian hottie is hands down one of my new favorite models these days. In fact, I’m pretty sure I’m in love. You know, it’s that classic, age-old love story: blogger meets girl, girl pretends not to know blogger exists, continues on with her life. Anyway, I’m not sure what happens next because I’ve never made it that far before, but fingers crossed it has something to do with more bikini pictures.

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Canned Tuna

January 29th, 2016

Amazing Sideboob Action (The Chive)
Charlotte McKinney Have Boobs Will Travel (WWTDD)

Amber Rose Wasn’t Surprised That Kanye West Trashed Her (Dlisted)
Kendall Jenner Groping Herself (The Superficial)

Kaley Cuoco Does Britney Spears Good (Fishwrapper)
Rihanna‘s Hotness Is Back (Lainey Gossip)

Jaime King Is Smoking Major Fashion Crack (Moe Jackson)
Kylie Jenner Drops A Ton Of Bodacious Cleavage (Popoholic)

Kaley Cuoco Did ‘Lip Sync Battle’ (IDLYITW)
Eva Amurri In Little Spandex (Egotastic)

Livia Gullo Is An InstaBabe You Should Know

January 29th, 2016

Livia Gullo

Forget the Hadid sisters, if you’re looking for an Instagram hottie who actually deserves to find fame and fortune, I want to introduce you to Livia Gullo. According to my research, she’s a former Miss Brazil, and once I stopped drooling over her pictures, I noticed something. She doesn’t have any friends. She’s got over 250k followers, but she’s not following a single person. I guess she must not be very nice. But with a body like this, who cares? I’d still be her friend. So call me, Livia! We can set up a playdate at my mom’s house.

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Rita Ora Topless For Lui Magazine

January 29th, 2016

Rita Ora

I don’t know how Terry Richardson keeps managing to get my favorite hotties to pose topless for him. I would’ve thought that looking like a hipster pedophile would make women want to keep their clothes on around you, not take them off, but I guess I’m wrong. Because here’s his latest impressive feat: getting Rita Ora to flash him for the cover of Lui Magazine. P.S. You can see the uncensored version here. Enjoy.

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Jordana Brewster Needs To Spice It Up

January 29th, 2016

Jordana Brewster

For a while now, I’ve been trying to figure out why Jordana Brewster doesn’t get more work these days, and I think I finally got it. And no, it’s not because she hasn’t made a sex tape with yours truly yet (although it couldn’t hurt — hint hint). It’s because she keeps showing up to red carpets in boring outfits like this. Anyway, here’s Jordana at the premiere of FX’s American Crime Story – The People V. O.J. Simpson and on the plus side, she’s looking nice and leggy. On the downside, I’ve seen more skin on nuns.

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Christie Brinkley Is Hotter Than Most Instagram Models

January 29th, 2016

Christie Brinkley

I forget how old Christie Brinkley is these days, 75? 80? 101? But it doesn’t matter, because for my money, this ageless hottie is still 10 times finer than most of the wannabes clogging up my Instagram feed. Anyway, it turns out Christie’s actually 61, and here she is rocking a Canadian tuxedo outside the HuffPost offices in New York. And I’m sorry, but that booty doesn’t look a day over 30.

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Ariel Winter Is No Longer Trouble

January 29th, 2016

Ariel Winter

According to my sources, Ariel Winter had her 18th birthday yesterday. And I’m sure that’s big news for anybody out there who still watches Modern Family. You can finally stop fast-forwarding through her scenes and watch them in slo-mo instead. Or even go frame by frame if they’re in a trampoline store or something. To be honest though, that show really went downhill ever since they ignored my suggestion to set an episode (or episodes) at a Jello wrestling tournament. Oh well. There’s always next season, I guess.

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Photos: PacificCoastNews

Canned Tuna

January 28th, 2016

Brielle Biermann‘s Bikini Selfie Game is Unstoppable (Fishwrapper)
Damn! This Chick Is A Cutie (The Chive)

Miranda Kerr In A Bikini (Egotastic)
Natalie Portman Is An Uber MILF (Lainey Gossip)

Hooker Water Hoes (The Superficial)
The Mighty O Made $12 Million From One Tweet About Her Love Of Bread (DLISTED)

Izabel Goulart‘s Awesome Side Boob (MoeJackson)
Lily Collins Reveals A Surprisingly Bootylicious Little Booty (Popoholic)

Abigail Ratchford Covered for America (WWTDD)
Rihanna Finally Released A New Song (IDLYITW)

Chanel Iman And Hannah Ferguson Make A Great Pair

January 28th, 2016

Chanel Inman and Hannah Fergurson

I’m still trying to figure out what SI swimsuit hotties Chanel Iman and Hannah Ferguson were doing at a Sports Illustrated press conference in Miami, and more importantly, why they weren’t both wearing bikinis… But apparently it was to help promote the 2016 Swimsuit Issue launch party festivities next month. Although that still doesn’t explain the bikini thing, does it? That would have been even better promotion, if you ask me.

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Chloe Grace Moretz Is Working A Parking Lot

January 28th, 2016

Chloe Grace Moretz

With the way the paps have been stalking Chloe Grace Moretz lately, I would’ve thought we would’ve gotten something really good by now. Like a wardrobe malfunction or a bikini vacation or a trip to the gym or something. But instead, we’ve just got these shots of her dancing in a parking lot fully-clothed. Yawn. Somebody wake me when Chloe starts twerking. Now that’s a story.

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