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Josephine Skriver Is A New Angel

February 29th, 2016

Josephine Skriver

No, this isn’t some kind of new celebrity workout, it’s just Josephine Skriver modeling workout gear for a Victoria’s Secret photoshoot. According to my sources, they named her one of their new Angels recently, and I have to say, it makes a lot of sense. For one thing, I’ve been a fan of the smoking hot Danish model for a while now, and two, I’m pretty sure I’m going to Hell for all the impure thoughts I’m having looking at these… Whatever. Still totally worth it.

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Canned Tuna

February 29th, 2016

Kylie Minogue Vs. Cougar Kylie Jenner (DLISTED)
The Hottest Chicks Take Selfies (The Chive)

Kate Winslet: Worst Oscar Angles (Lainey Gossip)
Jennifer Garner Burned The Sh%t Out of Ben Affleck’s Back Tattoo (The Superficial)

Lindsay Lohan Is TOTALLY Getting Upstaged By Little Sis (Fishwrapper)
Brie Larson Is Super Pretty (Moe Jackson)

Jessica Alba Won The 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar (Popholic)
Brooke Buchanan Is Perfection (Egotastic)

Hooker Water Model See Through Because Why Not (WWTDD)

Stella Maxwell Attempts The Jessica Alba Bikini Booty Pose

February 29th, 2016

Stella Maxwell

I like to think of myself as pretty influential as far as bloggers go… (Don’t laugh, that’s not supposed to be a joke.) And after years of talking up the patented Jessica Alba bikini booty pose as the #1 greatest beach pose of all-time, I’m glad to see Victoria’s Secret finally getting it, and having models like Stella Maxwell here attempt it in their bikini photoshoots. Stella’s form isn’t 100%, but I’m sure with more practice, she’ll get it eventually. And I look forward to seeing her try.

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Meet Model Devon Windsor

February 29th, 2016

Devon Windsor

OK, enough Oscar talk. It’s time to forget about all that frivolous Hollywood self-congratulating BS for another year and get back to what’s really important: hot nobodies in bikinis. So here’s Devon Windsor at the beach in Miami, and if you ask me, the Victoria’s Secret hottie put on one hell of a show for the paps. Bravo! Here’s hoping she follows it up with an encore…

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Kate Upton And Emily Ratajkowski’s Boob Show

February 29th, 2016

I know I tend to knock awards shows for being boring, overlong celebrity circle jerks, but listen, one of the great things about the Oscars is that it’s so big and important, it brings out just about every hottie in Hollywood. Because even if they don’t get invited to the main event, there’s all the after-parties and pre-parties and viewing parties. And then we get shots like this of Kate Upton and Emily Ratajkowski at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party looking smoking hot, and 100% Oscar-worthy. And yes, I know these two aren’t real actresses, but I decided to re-name the Little Tuna “Oscar” just in case some gullible hottie falls for it… Somebody tell Kate and Emily they can pick up their honorary Oscars in my mom’s basement.

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Taylor Swift And Selena Gomez Make A Good Pair

February 29th, 2016

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Two of my favorite pop star hotties Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez showed up to the Vanity Fair Oscar Party last night, and even though these two weren’t officially nominated for anything, who cares? I’m sure they’ll get their’s eventually, just like Leo finally did. Especially if they agree to film that sex tape I keep bugging them about. Anyone can fight a bear. But pretending to enjoy hooking up with a blogger? Now that would be some serious acting.

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Olivia Munn Wins The Oscar For Best Facial Plastic Surgery

February 29th, 2016

Olivia Munn

Normally, I dig it whenever we get new pictures of Olivia Munn at some event. Sure, she’s not the hottest or most interesting celebrity out there, but I always love watching her pretend she’s a real actress. It’s like watching a dog try to walk on its hind legs. But Olivia showed up at the Oscars last night and I barely recognized her. I don’t know what she did to her face, but it just makes me miss the old Olivia even more than I already did. What a shame.

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Sofia Vergara’s Cleavage Show At The 88th Annual Academy Awards

February 29th, 2016

Sofia Vergara

I have no clue what Sofia Vergara was doing at the Oscars last night, unless she thought she got nominated for that terrible movie she did with Reese Witherspoon and nobody told her otherwise. But I’m not gonna lie, I was glad to see her show up, because these lame awards shows can be so damn boring, and there’s nothing quite like Sofia’s funbags to spice them up. Nevermind, now I know why she was invited: she’s an instant pants ratings boost.

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Canned Tuna

February 26th, 2016

Toronto Fan Hoes!(The Chive)
Britney Spears Dances In Her Underwear (WWTDD)

Cheryl Tiegs Isn’t Happy That This Year’s SI Swimsuit Issue Had A Plus-Size Model On The Cover (Dlisted)
Meet The Latest Hooker Water Model (The Superficial)

Beyonce Nose Seems to Be Falling Back Into Formation (Fishwrapper)
Brie Larson Is A Greasy Mess (Lainey Gossip)

Kelly Rohrbach Works It SOOOOO Good (Moe Jackson)
Christina Hendricks Teases Her Ginormous Cleavage (Popoholic)

Leonardo DiCaprio Is Banging This Now (IDLYITW)
Instagram Model Gigi Hadid Is Modelling (Egotastic)

Olivia Wilde Is White Hot

February 26th, 2016

Olivia Wilde

I’m 99% sure that Olivia Wilde is wearing something underneath this lace dress of hers at the unite4:humanity charity event in Beverly Hills, but that’s not going to stop me from ruining what’s left of my eyesight checking out this white-hot MILF with my nose pressed up against my screen, just in case. See, I’m very dedicated to my job. Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a joke.

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