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Salma Hayek Does Jimmy Kimmel

March 30th, 2016

Salma Hayek

Used to be, we could always count on Salma Hayek for an instant pants fire, but for some reason, she’s got her signature cleavage covered up on her way out of Jimmy Kimmel Live! I guess she didn’t want any fans to recognize her, but I just hope Salma remembered to unzip for TV. Otherwise, what’s the point? It’s not like anyone is going to be tuning in to hear her interview.

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Emma Roberts Works The Streets

March 30th, 2016

Emma Roberts

I like Emma Roberts as much as the next pervert on the Internet, but after seeing these latest pictures of her, it’s like she didn’t get any sun all winter. She’s even paler than I am. So if you ask me, Emma needs to hit the beach stat. And I’d be happy to lend her my personal sunscreen — it’s blogger-approved for pasty skin and SPF 500. I’ll just have to show her how to put it on properly first. It’s pretty simple, but I wouldn’t want any of Emma’s sensitive areas to get burned. We’ll do a quick hands-on lesson just to be safe. Call me!

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Minka Kelly Has Some Serious Pokie Action

March 29th, 2016

Minka Kelly

Last time we saw Minka Kelly, I was pulling for a hotness comeback from the leggy brunette. I don’t know about you perverts, but I miss the days of drooling over her booty in skintight spandex. But even though she didn’t follow my patented comeback plan of bikini vacations and “leaked” sex tapes, she did do something almost as good for her latest run-in with the paps: Minka must’ve gone into a walk-in freezer to come down with a case of nippleitis this impressive. Bravo. And welcome back!

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Kristen Bell’s Little Cleavage Show

March 29th, 2016

Kristen Bell

We don’t see Kristen Bell much anymore these days. Ever since she became a mom MILF, it’s like she’s too busy or something. But the good news is she’s got a new movie coming out, so she was contractually obligated to show up to the world premiere with that super-cute cleavage of hers for once. So make sure to enjoy it before Kristen’s funbags go into hibernation for another year or two, or until her next movie.

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Meet Hotties Raquel Leviss And Lala Kent In Their Swimsuits

March 28th, 2016

Raquel Leviss Lala Kent

I have no clue who Raquel Leviss and Lala Kent are, but the usual rule of thumb when it comes to hot nobodies is the trashier they look, the more likely it is they’re a reality TV “star” (or porn star). And it turns out Raquel and Lala here are on Vanderpump Rules, which I don’t watch, but I’m pretty sure is the new Jersey Shore. Anyway, I’m sure these two have a very bright future of staged bikini candids, bikini yoga for the paps, and “leaked” photos ahead of them. Fingers crossed!

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Bella Thorne For The Nerds And Bonus Naked Tease!

March 28th, 2016

I know I like to make fun of nerds, but I guess you losers must be onto something, because I’ve never been able to convince Bella Thorne to come to a single one of my parties, but here she is looking super-hot and posing with a cosplaying furry at WonderCon 2016. So now I’m thinking maybe I should throw my very own TunaCon this year and invite Bella — on the one condition that she cosplays as my new favorite Snapchat pic of hers. Now that’d be a party.

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Neelam Gill’s Booty Stretch!

March 28th, 2016

Neelam Gill

If you think I’ve got a good gig, getting paid to sit on my couch and look at pictures of hotties in bikinis all day, that’s nothing compared to this lucky bastard who gets to photograph Neelam Gill doing deep knee bends in a swimsuit. Because unlike that dude, the closest I’m ever getting to this British model’s killer booty is pressing my nose up against a computer screen. Anyway, I’m not sure what I need to do to get his job, but have I mentioned that my phone takes great pictures lately?

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Lilly Becker Swimsuit Pictures

March 28th, 2016

Lilly Becker

Usually it’s the soccer players that get the super-hot wives, but apparently tennis players don’t do too bad for themselves either. Because according to my sources, this fine MILF is Lilly Becker, aka Boris Becker’s wife. …Is it too late for me to become a professional athlete? I mean, there’s got to be something I can do where it doesn’t matter I can’t run for more than 30 seconds without getting winded. Do golfers have hot wives? What about professional bowlers?

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Sarah Harding’s Super Side Boob

March 25th, 2016

Sarah Harding

Some people geek out over superheroes and comic book movies. Me, I geek out over busty British nobodies. But luckily, these latest shots of Sarah Harding at the Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice premiere in London have a little something for all of us. So enjoy Sarah’s super-sideboob. Because judging from the reviews this dumb movie’s getting, it’s the only thing here that’s worth checking out.

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Hailee Steinfeld’s Tummy Action!

March 25th, 2016

Hailee Steinfeld

I’m pretty sure her managers are trying to make Hailee Steinfeld here the next Selena Gomez or something, so first she released some pop album nobody bought or listened to, and now the paps are showing up outside her gym to catch pictures of her giving us a peek at her sexy stomach. And don’t get me wrong, I’m down with that last part, but if Hailee really wants to get famous, forget the dance classes and singing lessons. She should just “accidentally” leak a few compromising pictures and/or videos. It works every time. Plus, it’s way easier than dance class.

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Julianne Hough In A Super Tight Dress

March 24th, 2016

I’m still not clear on why Julianne Hough made a “personal appearance” at some random Lord & Taylor in New York, maybe she had to go shopping for her aunt? But after checking out the pictures, I do know why it drew a crowd and a whole bunch of photographers… Julianne’s tight body in a tight dress always makes for a great photo op.

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Ronda Rousey Looks Almost Like A Lady

March 24th, 2016

Ronda Rousey

I know I’ve been kind of mean to Ronda Rousey in the past, and since I don’t like to start Internet feuds with any woman who can beat me up with both arms tied behind her back, I’ve decided to say something nice for once. So here goes: in this dress and with her hair covering half her face, Ronda almost looks like a real lady here for once! What? That’s as nice as I get. (Please don’t hurt me.)

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Demi Lovato Is A Work In Progress

March 23rd, 2016

I may not be a huge fan of Demi Lovato — personally, I like my pop stars a little bustier and/or hotter, but I know not all of you dudes share my high standards. (Don’t laugh.) Still, after seeing Demi showing some skin in New York, I think I’m starting to understand the appeal. With a little work and a pair of bolt-ons, I bet this chick could even make it big someday.

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Jessica Alba’s Yoga Booty

March 23rd, 2016

Jessica Alba

We’ve seen a lot of hotties do yoga for the cameras over the years, but according to my sources, these great shots of Jessica Alba bending over in spandex are for some commercial, instead of the usual fake candids. Anyway, I’m not entirely sure what they’re selling here, but all I know is, if they really wanted to move product, they should just gotten Jessica doing her signature bikini ass pose. That’s always been my favorite yoga pose of hers.

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