Megan Fox Doesn’t Let Her Kids Use Technology (IDLYITW)
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I know July 4th is still months away, but in the meantime, here’s something that’s guaranteed to get you feeling patriotic. You know, assuming patriotism is one of those emotions you can feel in your pants region. Anyway, here’s model Alden Steimle doing a stars-and-stripes themed photoshoot in California. I’m not sure what it’s for, but who cares? It’s smoking hot, and so is Alden. How much more do you really need to know?
I guess Snapchat is officially the new Instagram, because first Bella Thorne was using it to post her latest sexy pictures and now Ariel Winter‘s using it to show off her impressive funbags. Anyway, I don’t watch much Modern Family anymore, and when I do, it’s usually just frame-by-frame and on mute (so I don’t miss anything). So I can’t say if Ariel’s a good actress or not, but after this, I think it’s pretty clear she’s got a bright future ahead of her as a Snapchat/Instagram model.
So in case you didn’t hear, the world’s most famous porn star Kim Kardashian just released her latest topless selfie. And normally that wouldn’t be breaking news, since I’m pretty sure she’s contractually obligated to send out one a month, only this time she enlisted a real hottie to join her, A-list Instagram model Emily Ratajkowski. And here’s the caption Emily posted it with: “We are more than just our bodies, but that doesn’t mean we have to be shamed for them or our sexuality.” Now that’s real feminism! And these two have my full support. Or at least Emily, anyway. Sorry, Kim’s still gross.
I don’t watch many music videos these days. Maybe I’m just getting old, but they’re nowhere near as good as they used to be. Except when Rihanna‘s got a new one coming out. Here she is freeing the nipple in a teaser and a few promo shots from her latest video for “Kiss It Better,” and if the full thing is anywhere near as hot as these pictures, I’d say it’s pretty much a lock for video of the year. Can’t wait!
I know I usually rail on how men’s magazines are actually more like women’s mags these days, but the good news is places like WSJ Magazine are picking up the slack. Yes, that’s right, we’ve got the good people at The Wall Street Journal to thank for these shots of Charlize Theron in her underwear. According to my sources, they’re in the April issue, which means you can pick up a copy and pretend to actually be a real adult for once. Nobody has to know you’re just reading it for the pictures.
Jessica Simpson may not be nearly as big of a star as she was 10 years ago, but I’ve been a big fan of the busty blonde hottie ever since she first put on a pair of Daisy Dukes. So the fact that she showed up in Cabo busting out of a bikini top and wearing her signature shorts and looking every bit as smoking hot as she used to is big news as far as I’m concerned. In fact, it might even be the story of the year so far. And it’s one I plan on following very closely just in case there’s any new
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Stella Maxwell may not be as well-known as some of her fellow Victoria’s Secret hotties out there, but trust me, if she keeps putting out red-hot bikini photoshoots like this, that’s not going to last long. I just think it’s funny they bothered to take a couple shots of her pretending to go surfing. I guarantee Stella can’t actually surf, but luckily, she sure as hell can pose in a bikini with a surfboard like a pro. And that’s a much more impressive skill, as far as I’m concerned.
Bella Thorne Likes Fat Blunts (IDLYITW)
Krysten Ritter‘s been making a serious comeback ever since she got her own Marvel/Netflix show, and while I’m sure that’s been great for her and her agents and all the nerds that watch it, it hasn’t done much for the rest of us. Until now. Because apparently Krysten’s considered famous enough again to do a sexy photoshoot for Esquire. And now I’m hoping her show gets picked up for another season, not so I can watch it or anything, but just so there’s more where these came from. Fingers crossed.
Used to be, we could always count on Salma Hayek for an instant pants fire, but for some reason, she’s got her signature cleavage covered up on her way out of Jimmy Kimmel Live! I guess she didn’t want any fans to recognize her, but I just hope Salma remembered to unzip for TV. Otherwise, what’s the point? It’s not like anyone is going to be tuning in to hear her interview.