ARCHIVES > August, 2016
I don’t know where Barbara Palvin disappeared to, but it feels like it’s been forever since I’ve been able to do a post on the Hungarian hottie. Anyway, according to my sources, she’s in Italy right now for the Venice Film Festival, and for some weird reason, she did a beach photoshoot fully-clothed instead of in a bikini. I guess it’s been so long since she’s done one, Barbara just got a little confused. But don’t worry, I’m sure she’ll get it right next time.
Remember back in the day, when all I ever wanted was for Hilary Duff to go take a bikini vacation? Well, one of my all-time favorite MILFs finally did it a couple weeks ago. And better yet, it looks like she’s still at it, judging from these latest Snapchat pictures. And I don’t know about you, but I’m glad to see Hilary more than making up for all that lost time. Speaking of which, I’ll be right back… Give me 30 seconds. 45 tops.
Here’s the hardest-working pop star in England Pixie Lott continuing to do what she does best: walking the streets of London 24/7 with the paps looking smoking hot. And it’s nice to know that in case this whole music thing doesn’t pan out, Pixie has a very promising future as a hot nobody. But I’m telling you, if she worked even half this hard at being a singer, I bet she’d be #1 on the charts by now.
I know I like to make fun of these rich kid/fake models like Hailey Baldwin and say they don’t have any actual talent. But I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong (stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a joke). And after checking out this picture of Hailey getting crazy flexible, it looks like she does have at least one real talent: the ability to give me a pants fire in under 5 seconds flat. Yow! Enjoy.
I always forget which one Hannah Ferguson is. Just saying “She’s the super-busty, super-hot one” doesn’t exactly narrow it down when you’re talking about professional bikini models. But turns out, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit hottie isn’t just a one-trick pony. She’s also a pretty amazing lingerie model too. And yeah, you probably all knew that already. But hey, it never hurts to get a reminder.
I’ll never figure out why Victoria’s Secret dropped Miranda Kerr, considering she’s still one of the hottest women on the entire damn planet as far as me and the Little Tuna are concerned. But anyway, the good news is, she’s still getting work and still looking smoking hot, and here she is pretending to be a surfer for some new bikini photoshoot. Enjoy.
Nina Agdal may not be my #1 favorite bikini model anymore (and no, it’s not just because I’m bitter she never responded to any of my Twitter marriage proposals). But she’s still a total hottie, and here she is at the Sports Illustrated Summer of Swim Fan Festival reminding us all that she’s still got it. And by “it,” I mean the ability to give me a raging pants fire in under 2.5 seconds, of course. Enjoy!
A whole bunch of bikini model hotties showed up for Sports Illustrated‘s Summer of Swim Fan Festival at Coney Island. Big names like Ashley Graham, Barbara Palvin, Chrissy Teigen, Hannah Ferguson, Hannah Jeter, Kate Bock, Mia Kang, and Robyn Lawley. Only one of these ladies isn’t like all the others. Can you guess which one? I’ll give you a hint… One of them is routinely called “healthy” and “sexy” and a “supermodel,” and the rest actually are.