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Madison Beer Is Still Trouble

September 22nd, 2016

Madison Beer

I don’t want any of my loyal readers getting into trouble (mostly because I don’t think you’re allowed to use the Internet from prison), so here’s a reminder that Madison Beer is still serious trouble for another few months. Which means you’re going to want to take a page from Madison here and just keep it moving. Next!

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Jessica Simpson Is Still The Top Busty Blondes

September 22nd, 2016

Jessica Simpson

Alright, so I know Jessica Simpson isn’t the A-list celebrity she used to be, but she’s still one of my original and all-time favorite busty blondes. So here’s one for old times’ sake: Jessica stuffed into a tight top for the paparazzi in New York. And for 30-45 seconds there, it was just like the good old days. You know, where I’d drool on my keyboard and Jessica would remain completely unaware of my existence. Enjoy.

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Katie Price’s Huge Boobs Returns

September 22nd, 2016

Katie Price

I feel like it’s been way too long since we’ve seen any new pictures of Katie Price and those massive funbags of hers, but here’s the busty Brit giving us a pretty great profile shot as she heads into the BBC Radio studios in London. Although I have no clue what the point of getting Katie on to do radio is. It’s a total waste of her two best assets.

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Ariel Winter Busts Out Big Time

September 20th, 2016

Ariel Winter

There’s few things I love more in this world than seeing a busty hottie stuffed into a tight dress, so here’s Ariel Winter busting out at some post-Emmy reception in Hollywood. And as great as her cleavage is looking, I was just thinking how it could be even better if she hadn’t gotten that boob reduction a while back. Oh well. At least these still look like they’d make for pretty great pillows, as is.

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Top Is See Through

September 20th, 2016

I always have to be careful when I write about Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, since she’s dating engaged to Jason Statham and that dude could beat me up with both arms tied behind his back. So all I’m going to say about these pictures of the smoking hot model at some jewelry event in London is how great she looks, even though that top of hers is see-through in all the wrong places, and that she needs to dump that bald loser and marry/divorce me instead. Whoops. Couldn’t help myself. Whatever. It’ll totally be worth eating through a straw for a couple months as long as she says yes.

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Chloe Grace Moretz Gives Good Face

September 20th, 2016

Chloe Grace Moretz

Here’s one of my favorite up-and-coming hotties Chloe Grace Moretz doing a press conference for her new movie Brain On Fire in Toronto. And speaking of fires, I’m getting a total pants fire from checking out Chloe here and all those great faces she’s making. I’m not sure which one is her O face, but I’m still hoping I’ll get to find out one of these days. I bet it’s this one.

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Bella Hadid Still Only Has One Face

September 19th, 2016

Here’s Bella Hadid out with some hot friend in New York, and for a second there, I thought maybe the paps almost caught Bella making a different face for the cameras for once. Anyway, turns out I was wrong, but hey, at least we’re getting a peek at that sexy stomach of hers, so these pictures aren’t a total wash. Enjoy, I guess.

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Elle Fanning Leggings Pictures Are A Real Workout

September 19th, 2016

Time to take a break from Emmy coverage to get back to our regularly-scheduled programming: hotties wearing skintight spandex for the paps. So here’s Elle Fanning coming back from a workout in a sports bra and leggings (I guess she was listening to me when I said she needed to get in shape). And I don’t know about you guys, but these pictures definitely have me working up a sweat. Ow!

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Sarah Hyland Needs To Learn How To Dress

September 19th, 2016

I’m not sure who Sarah Hyland has been taking her wardrobe tips from, but it’s definitely not her fellow Modern Family hottie Sofia Vergara. See, instead of busting out that super-cute cleavage of hers or putting on an award-worthy leg show, here’s Sarah showing up to the Emmys wearing pants under her dress, instead of booty shorts, or better yet, nothing at all. Luckily, I also found a few pictures from earlier in the day that show a little more skin, and I guess Sarah’s just more comfortable when she goes casual. Although I’ve still got a problem with her choice in arm candy. Everyone knows bloggers make a much better accessory. 

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Emily Ratajkowski Should Stick To Instagram

September 19th, 2016

I don’t know how Emily Ratajkowski managed to get invited to the Emmys last night, but I bet whoever asked her definitely wasn’t expecting her to show up with that supermodel cleavage of hers all covered up. I know you guys think I’m just being mean, but this is why I keep saying Emily should stop trying to pretend to be a serious “actress” and just stick to professional Instagram modeling. It’s way less disappointing for all of us.

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Sofia Vergara Wins For Best Cleavage (Again)

September 19th, 2016

Apparently the 68th annual Emmy Awards were held in LA last night, and I guess Sofia Vergara was there to accept her record 10th straight “Best Cleavage on TV” trophy. At least, I’m assuming that’s a category. Otherwise, I’m not really sure why people even bother watching these lame award shows in the first place. Anyway, congratulations Sofia, and here’s to many more years as TV’s top hottie. Me and the Little Tuna will be rooting for you.

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Ariel Winter Is Busting Out

September 16th, 2016

Now this is what I am talking about! Ariel Winter showing off her improved and reduced, but still big boobies at the Audi Celebrates The 68th Emmys event. I still think she could use a little cardio in her daily life, however, that could come with some drawbacks. Loss of weight usually means smaller titties. We need to figure away around this

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Gemma Arterton Is A Beautiful Specimen

September 16th, 2016

Gemma Arterton

I’m not really sure what Gemma Arterton does or why she is known in the UK, but she is absolutely a beautiful woman. Here she is at the 73rd Venice Film Festival looking stupendous in a pink dress. I wish I could come up with something perverted to say, but she is much too classy to even attempt it. Enjoy.

         
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Katie Cleary And I Belong Together

September 16th, 2016

Katie Cleary

If there was one British babe I would like to make my future ex-wife it would be Katie Cleary. Not only is she stunning, she’s also an animal lover. Here she is at the Mercy For Animals’ Annual Heroes Gala and as you can see, she brought a little side puppy action for us to check out. Sweet!

         
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