Bella Hadid Good At Pretend (WWTDD)
ARCHIVES > October, 2016
It’s my favorite day of the year, Halloween, AKA Blogger Christmas, when all the hot nobodies dress even sluttier than usual and parade around for the paps. So here’s Kylie Jenner dressed like Christina Aguilera (you know, back when she was still hot). And I know I like to rag on Kylie, but I’ve gotta admit, this is actually a pretty good look for her. Plus, if nothing else, it’s nice to see her not pretending to be her porn star big sister for once.
I’ve never really understood the point of couples’ costumes before. For one, they usually only make sense when you see them together, and two, who actually wants to walk around all night dressed up like a mustard and/or ketchup bottle? But that was before I saw Bella Thorne and her slightly-less-hot-but-still-hot sister Dani Thorne. At first, I thought they were supposed to be Satan-worshipping cheerleaders and sexy cowboys. But then I realized what they really were: our new #1 lesbian fantasy. Enjoy!
Don’t get me wrong, I love Snapchat as much as the next pervert, but only when people actually use it correctly. I don’t want to see hotties getting nose rings put in, or their lips done, like Lindsey Pelas here. I just want to see them showing off their cleavage. (Also, like Lindsey here.) So let this be a lesson to all you wannabe hot nobodies out there: if you want people to pay attention to you 24/7, skip the lip injections and just stick to the cleavage shots. It’s much easier, and way less painful.
I didn’t do the official math on this, but I’m pretty sure that 90% of chicks this year dressed up like Margot Robbie from Suicide Squad for Halloween. Which is totally hot, and also totally boring. But luckily, there were still a few originals out there. So here’s Ariel Winter dressed up like Emma Stone from Easy A and then a true classic:
chubby Playboy bunny. Nice work!
I have no clue what Figaro Magazine is, and I don’t care. I’m just really glad I didn’t miss these shots of Irina Shayk getting naked for their latest issue. And actually, seeing these just gave me a great idea. No, not to lock myself in a Starbucks bathroom for 30-45 seconds. I meant starting my own phoney magazine to get Irina to strip down for me too. Hey, if these guys can do it, why can’t I? Wish me luck!
I’m glad to see that even though Bella Hadid‘s a “famous” “real” “fashion” “model” now, she hasn’t forgotten about what got her here:
her rich parents posting sexy selfies on social media. Anyway, here’s Bella giving the fans what they want, AKA more pictures of her in lingerie with her pants around her ankles. Enjoy!
In case you don’t spend as much time “studying” Victoria’s Secret catalogues as I do, you might not recognize Taylor Hill here. But this hottie is hands down one of the best new supermodels the company’s got. In fact, I’m pretty sure they made her an Angel last year. And after this latest lingerie shoot, I can definitely see why. Although I thought Angels were supposed to save you from fire, not cause one in your pants region… Huh. Is that irony? I can never remember.
I don’t know why every single photoshoot has to look like the pictures have been taken with Instagram filters now. What ever happened to just coming up with cool photoshoot ideas on your own? But I will say this, these pictures do have at least one good thing going for them: they’re of smoking hot Latvian model Ginta Lapina. And that’s good enough for me. Yow!