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January 31st, 2017

Kirsten Dunst Boobies Don’t SAG (Lainey Gossip)
Kaley Cuoco’s Wardrobe Malfunction (The Superficial)

Porn Star Kim Kardashian In A Bikini (TMZ)
Evan Rachel Wood Looks Like A Dude (DLISTED)

Alessandra Ambrosio Works The Streets (Moe Jackson)
Salma Hayek Busting Out Like Bananas At The 2017 SAG Awards (Popoholic)

Abigail Ratchford Smoking Bosom Hot on Social (Egotastic)

Kelly Bensimon In A Bikini (WWTDD)
Charlotte McKinney Wants A Breast Reduction. Thanks, Trump (IDLYITW)

Raiding Instagram Model Alexis Ren’s Instagram Page

January 31st, 2017

OK, so I know I officially graduated Alexis Ren from Insta-hottie to real model status last time out, but that doesn’t mean I stopped looking at her Instagram. You know, for “research” purposes. And since I figured it’d be a shame to let all that hard work (on both our parts) go to waste, I wanted to share a few of her latest hits with you perverts. Also, that way I’m pretty sure I can write off that extra pair of sweatpants I had to go out and buy afterwards as a work expense.

Hahahahaha @biancaellabooth

A video posted by ALEXIS REN (@alexisren) on Nov 4, 2016 at 3:31pm PDT

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Anastasiya Scheglova Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride Part 2

January 31st, 2017

Last time I did a post on Anastasiya Scheglova, the busty Russian babe was looking so good, I was all set to propose. And the only reason we’re not already married (and divorced) yet is because I don’t speak Russian, and I’m pretty sure asking someone to be your ex-wife might get lost in translation. Well, that and I’m a pasty blogger who still lives in my mom’s basement. But whatever. Point is, you guys just enjoy this latest round of lingerie pictures, while I go run my proposal through Google Translate again. Wish me luck.

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Kelly Gale’s Sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

January 31st, 2017

I know Kelly Gale isn’t a household name in the modeling world just yet. Hell, I had to look her up again myself to remember who she was, and it’s my job to stay up to date on all the professional bikini hotties out there. But I’m willing to bet that’s all going to change after this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue comes out. Because judging from this little preview they just posted, Kelly is definitely a star in the making. Or a major pants fire, at least.

Today’s Cuteness: Baby Sloth

January 31st, 2017

Unfortunately, I have a feeling sloths are going to be popular pets.

Meet Hottie Oksana Rose

January 31st, 2017

Meet my new latest find, Oksana Rose. I don’t know too much about the leggy blonde model, besides the fact that she’s got a killer Instagram and she’s a total pants fire, but after this photoshoot of her getting friendly with some very lucky pool toys, I can tell you I’m already a fan. And in my professional opinion, she’s definitely got what it takes to make a big splash in the modeling world. Get it? Cuz she’s at a pool in this shoot? …Fine. Whatever. Just enjoy the hottie swimsuit pictures, you jerks.

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Michael Jackson Impersonation Goes Wrong!

January 31st, 2017

Wait for it…

Victoria Germyn Will Blow Your Pants Off

January 31st, 2017

I don’t know about where you guys live, but it’s getting pretty cold in my mom’s basement this week. So I figured I’d help heat myself back up by posting this new lingerie shoot from Victoria Germyn. So enjoy, but just be careful. Because these pictures are so hot, they’re liable to burn right through your screen.

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Daily Tuna

January 31st, 2017

–Iggy Azalea’s huge booty is gross
–Elsa Hosk’s sweet little booty
–Chrissy Teigen is looking different
–Bella Hadid is see through
–Nina Dobrev has awesome legs
–Kate Beckinsale’s white hot cleavage
–Kim Zolciak insists her daughter’s a$s is untouched
–Wow! Samantha Sepulveda is the hottest cop
–Wow! Awesome boobies

Canned Tuna

January 30th, 2017

Cute Weather Girl Can’t Stop Laughing (DLISTED)
Winona Ryder Vs Celine Dion? (Lainey Gossip)

Sara Jean Underwood And Her Lovely Frutis (The Superficial)
Mischa Barton Goes Nuts (TMZ)

Kara Del Toro‘s Sexy Leg Show (Moe Jackson)
Kendall Jenner Puts On An Awesome And Jaw-Dropping Booty Show (Popholic)

Nina Agdal Hot Sauvage Bikini (Egotastic)
Britney Spears Tramp Stamp Adjacent (WWTDD)

Ashley Smith Is A Sexy Valentine

January 30th, 2017

I know Valentine’s Day is still a couple weeks, but the way I see it, it’s never too early to start thinking about ~~Valentine’s gifts~~ Valetine’s-themed lingerie photoshoots. So here’s one from former SI Swimsuit Issue model Ashley Smith. And if anyone’s looking to get their favorite blogger something for the holiday this year, I think I just figured out ~~what’s~~ who’s at the top of my list. Yow.

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Gigi Hadid Does Reebok!

January 30th, 2017

I don’t really buy that Gigi Hadid has ever actually broken a sweat in her life, unless we’re talking about the time she laid out on the beach for too long, so I don’t know if she’d be my first choice to model a new line of exercise clothes… But the good news is, that doesn’t stop this Reebok photoshoot she did from being a total workout. Plus, it’s not like the women who actually buy this athleisure crap are going to be wearing it to the gym either. So let’s just enjoy the pictures of a genetically-gifted hottie in skintight spandex and call it a day.

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Bella Thorne Topless and Tongue Action Snaps Continues

January 30th, 2017

I know there’s a lot of real sh*t going down in the world right now, so I don’t blame you if you haven’t been paying much attention to what I’m calling Nipple Watch 2017. But to catch you back up on this major story, it’s been at least a few days since we first heard that Bella Thorne got a nipple ring, and we’re still waiting on full visual confirmation. Instead, all we’ve gotten are some topless teases, more tongue action and a couple busty selfies. But stay tuned though, because if Bella keeps up the topless Snapchat action, I figure we’re bound to get a good look one of these days. Fingers crossed, anyway.

Rachel Mortenson Will Blow Your Pants Off

January 30th, 2017

Last time I did a post on Rachel Mortenson here, I mentioned how my busty dream girl jumped on the Instagram wagon a little late, and how she doesn’t have nearly as many followers as a body this good deserves. Well, I just checked back in on her, and she’s still lagging behind the hot nobodies and D-list rich kids. So before you enjoy this tennis-themed shoot, go give the busty hottie a follow. It’s the best way to ensure we get even more photoshoots like this in the future. And trust me, you’re definitely going to want more where this came from.