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Bella Thorne’s Booty Pump And Snaps

February 28th, 2017

Bella Thorne

I know I’ve got it pretty good as a professional blogger, considering I don’t have to go into an office and/or ever put on pants, but every so often I come across a job that’s way better. And I just found another one, courtesy of Bella Thorne‘s Snapchat: being Bella’s personal lotion applier. Looks like she’s already got her legs covered, but if Bella ever needs one for her upper half, I’m in. I’d better start getting my resume ready just in case.

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Best Mountain Bike Video

February 28th, 2017

You don’t have to be a mountain bike lover to appreciate this video. It’s quite amazing.

Raiding Kelly Rohrbach’s Instagram

February 28th, 2017

Kelly Rohrbach

I honestly don’t know how Kelly Rohrbach here isn’t a household name yet. As far as I can tell, she’s got all the necessary qualifications — she’s busty, she’s blonde and she posts bikini pictures on Instagram pretty much 7 days a week. Anyway, here’s a few of my recent favorites from Kelly’s Instagram. And if for some reason, if you’re able to make it through these and still not follow her, you should probably make an appointment with your doctor to make sure there’s nothing wrong with you.

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Tawny Jordan’s Sweet InstaBoobies

February 28th, 2017

Tawny Jordan

One of my favorite things about the Internet (besides the 24/7 access to pizza delivery and porn) is the fact that no matter how much time I spend scrolling through Instagram every day, I never seem to run out of hotties to creep “research.” And here’s my latest find: Tawny Jordan. Although with a body this good, I can’t believe I haven’t seen her before. She’s just my type. AKA, she’s got a massive set of funbags and she’s always showing them off. …I think I’m in love.

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Selena Gomez Makes A Busty Return

February 28th, 2017

Selena Gomez

We haven’t done a post on Selena Gomez in some time. I’m not sure what she is up to, but hopefully she’s not battling Lupus or in rehab. However, judging by these pics she posted on Instagram, it appears her boobies got a little bigger. Now we just need to see what they look like in a bikini.

         
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Valeria Boyko Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

February 27th, 2017

Valeria Boyko

So I know that usually whenever I introduce you guys to a new Insta-hottie, I can’t tell you much you can’t already see with your own eyes. But I actually did more than 30 seconds worth of research on Valeria Boyko here (a new personal best!). And it turns out this Ukrainian hottie is a former ballerina and now works as a TV host/model. Oh, and she’s also married to some Ukrainian soccer star, but I’m pretty sure that won’t last long once she finds out she’s caught the Tuna’s eye. …Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a punchline.

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Valeria Boyko

Emily Ratajkowski Did The Oscars Good

February 27th, 2017

Emily Ratajkowski

Judging from these latest Instagram shots, somebody out there was smart enough to invite Emily Ratajkowski and her A-list cleavage to the Oscars last night, even though she’s not actually a real actress or anything. And if you ask me, that’s a great call. In fact, we should all just go ahead and give Emily a standing invite to any/all major events from now on: awards shows, the Super Bowl, blogger pants parties. You name it.

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Bryana Holly In Sexy Lingerie

February 27th, 2017

Bryana Holly

I know it probably feels like I say this once or twice a day, but this time I mean it: Bryana Holly is hands down my favorite hottie on Instagram. Sure, she may not have as many followers as Emily Ratajkowski, but she’s got something even more important, me and the Little Tuna as her #1 and #2 fans. And OK, so maybe that doesn’t help Bryana pay the bills, but once you guys check out this latest massive lingerie shoot from the busty blonde, I have a feeling she’s going to pick up a lot more fans. Enjoy.

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