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March 31st, 2017

Ireland Baldwin Is A Sloppy Model (TMZ)
Mischa Barton Seeks Dr. Phil’s Wise Counsel (WWTDD)

“Dancing With The Stars” Doesn’t Deserve Charo Anyway! (Dlisted)
CJ Franco Has A Great Rack (The Superficial)

Cara Delevingne Looks Like Crap (Lainey Gossip)
Scarlett Johansson Looks Like Crap Too (Moe Jackson)

Brooke Burke Busting Out Like Bananas In A Skimpy Swimsuit (Popoholic)
Selena Gomez Is Still Hot (IDLYITW)

Rihanna Takes a Shower in the ‘Bates Motel’ (Egotastic)

Annet Reinen Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

March 31st, 2017

Annet Reinen

I really need to start learning Russian. And not just because it might land me a sweet government job — anyone know if there’s a Secretary of Blogging? But see, I also need to be able to talk to all these Russian InstaHotties I keep stumbling across. Anyway, here’s my latest discovery, Annet Reinen. And if anyone knows how to say “Will you sleep with me for a green card?” in Russian, it’d be much appreciated.

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Elsa Hosk Belongs In Lingerie

March 31st, 2017

Elsa Hosk

I don’t know much about the business world, considering my “office” consists of a futon in my mom’s basement, but does anyone know if bloggers are allowed to claim workers’ comp? Because after checking out this latest round of lingerie booty goodness from Elsa Hosk, I’m pretty sure I’m going to be out of commission for the rest of the day. Yow!

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Madison Beer Tongue Play

March 31st, 2017

Madison Beer

Good news, my fellow perverts loyal readers: turns out Madison Beer turned 18 a few weeks back, which means she’s not big trouble anymore. And more importantly, that you can start following her on Snapchat without worrying about the cops showing up. And trust me, with updates like this, you’re not going to want to miss another day. Enjoy.

         
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Canned Tuna

March 30th, 2017

Rita Ora‘s Sexy Beach Photos (TMZ)
This Jennifer Lawrence-Darren Aronofsky Article (Lainey Gossip)

Chrissy Teigen Titty Talk Talking Titty (Egotastic)
Can We Talk About Tomi Lahren’s Selfies, Please… (The Superficial)

Cheryl Burke Is The New Abby Lee Miller, For Now (DLISTED)

Chloe Grace Moretz‘s Short Shorts (MoeJackson)
Anne Hathaway Flashes Some Braless Bosom Action… WOW! (Popoholic)

Alicia Vikander Feminist Lara Croft (WWTDD)
Nicki Minaj Got A Modeling Contract, Has A New Video (IDLYITW)

Lucie Jaid Is A InstaBabe You Should Know!

March 30th, 2017

Lucie Jaid

I’ve never been to Australia, mostly because as a blogger, I’m pretty sure I’m contractually obligated to spend at least 11 months of the year in my mom’s basement. But I might have to make an exception after seeing Lucie Jaid here. This is the first time I’ve come across the Aussie model, but she’s so damn hot, I’m pretty sure her Instagram should become the country’s new tourism campaign. I know I’m sold.

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Bella Thorne Works It Good On Snap

March 30th, 2017

Bella Thorne

I know some of you guys might look at these shots of Bella Thorne sexy dancing and see just another future nobody doing whatever she possibly can to extend her 15 minutes a few seconds longer. But me? I see a true social media genius. And also a five-alarm pants fire. So whatever else she is doesn’t really matter. Enjoy.


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Michelle Pfeiffer Is Still Hot At 58

March 30th, 2017

Michelle Pfeiffer

I know, I know. Look, I’m just as surprised as you guys to be doing a post on Michelle Pfeiffer right now. Considering last I checked, it’s 2017 and not the early ’90s. But I just came across this photoshoot the actress did for Interview and had to double-check my calendar again. Because damn! I don’t know what kind of deal with the devil she had to strike to look this good at 58, but I bet more women consider it taking it after this.

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Michelle Pfeiffer

Alexis Ren’s Booty Show

March 30th, 2017

Alexis Ren

I know some of you guys probably think I call Alexis Ren here my favorite Insta-hottie just because I’m trying to score a date with her. And that’s just not true. I’d also settle for a few personalized booty shots sent to my inbox… But until that magical day finally comes, I guess I’ll just have to make do with another round of her pants-melting Instagram shots. It’s tough, but I think I’ll manage.

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Sarah Michelle Gellar, Charisma Carpenter And Michelle Trachtenberg Are Back

March 30th, 2017

Apparently it’s the 20th anniversary of Buffy the Vampire Slayer or something, because Entertainment Weekly just got the whole cast to reunite for a celebratory cover shoot: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Charisma Carpenter, Michelle Trachtenberg, and… all the other ones I don’t really care about. And for the most part, they’re still looking pretty good. Well, except for maybe Michelle. I don’t know what she’s been up to these past two decades, but I’m guessing it’s not hitting the gym. Too bad.

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