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April 28th, 2017

April Love Is One Hot Piece (TMZ)
Wow! Lea Michele Is Looking Good (Lainey Gossip)

Amber Heard Reportedly Turned Down Elon Musk A Few Times (DLISTED)
J.Lo Wows In Barely-There Dress At Latin Billboards (TooFab)

Christina Aguilera Busts Out (MoeJackson)
Selena Gomez Busts Out Her Bootylicious Booty Curves (Popoholic)

Porn Star Kim Kardashian: ‘I Know I’m Going To Heaven’ (WWTDD)
Sara Underwood In A Bikini On A Horse On A Farm (IDLYITW)

Chantel Jeffries Wet One Piece Goodness (Egotastic)

Porn Star Courtney Stodden Is 22 Going on 40

April 28th, 2017

Courtney Stodden

I haven’t done a post on Courtney Stodden in ages. After her solo porn tape, her chance of being a big star kind of faded. Not like she had a shot before, but it is one way to put an end to a career. Another way is to get so much plastic surgery that you no longer look your age. Courtney has fallen into the Kylie Jenner syndrome and it’s not sexy. Sure I would still motorboat her huge tatas, but I worry what she will look like when she actually turns 40.

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Katy Perry Busts Out In A Swimsuit

April 28th, 2017

Katy Perry

I kind of lost interest in Katy Perry when she went all political during the election season. I don’t like hot chicks mixing with politics. It’s a turn off. What a girl thinks about BLM or the rain forest really doesn’t do much for the little man downstairs. That said, Katy may have redeemed herself in these pics. She looks like a hot lesbian who’s dying to be straight again! And to me that’s f$ckin’ hot.

         
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Daniela Lopez Osorio’s Sweet Booty Pump

April 28th, 2017

Daniela Lopez Osorio

We’ve spent a lot of time on amateur beach hotties this week, but I figure it’s time we celebrated a true professional: Colombian hottie Daniela Lopez Osorio. And trust me, after a few seconds checking out the latest bikini pictures from this total smokeshow, you’ll be ruined for anyone else. So take a good look, because this is what a real bikini babe looks like. Disclaimer: I can’t be held responsible for any damage done to your pants and/or marriages. Consider yourself warned.

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Pamela Anderson’s New Photoshopped Goodness

April 27th, 2017

Pamela Anderson

I know there’s probably a whole generation of little perverts out there who have no idea who Pamela Anderson is, or care that she was the hottest woman alive for most of the ’90s. And that’s really depressing. But for those of you that are old enough to remember Pam’s glory days, check out this new lingerie photoshoot the OG busty blonde did for Coco de Mer and give your pants region a blast from the past.

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Alexis Ren And Her Hotness Have A Hard Life

April 27th, 2017

Alexis Ren

I don’t like to go too many days without creeping on checking back in on my favorite Instagram hotties, and it’s been at least a week since I’ve given you guys any new updates on Alexis Ren. So I figured I’d take a look to see what she’s been up to lately, and good news! It’s the same thing she’s always up to: showing off that perfect body of hers on social media 24/7/365. I don’t call her one of the hardest-working women on Instagram for nothing. Enjoy!

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More Victoria Justice Hotness!

April 27th, 2017

Victoria Justice

Here’s a few more pictures from that Victoria Justice photoshoot I had for you guys earlier in the week. And even though I still don’t really understand the theme they were going for here — artsy sci-fi movie extra, maybe? — who cares? I’ll take any excuse I can get for some more Victoria hotness. She could be modeling a new line of garbage bags for all I care.

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Sofia Vergara Rides A Bull In The Water

April 26th, 2017

Sofia Vergara

If you’ve ever dreamt of seeing a busty TV star attempt to ride an inflatable bull in a pool, first off, you’ve got some weirdly-specific fantasies. And second, you’re in luck, because Sofia Vergara just posted that exact video on Instagram. Also, in related news, I’m pretty sure Sofia’s 15 minutes of fame just got extended by another 30 seconds. Maybe even 45 if I concentrate real hard. Wish us luck.

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Sofia Vergara
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