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Canned Tuna

July 31st, 2017

Dr. Luke Has Subpoenaed Lady Gaga In His Defamation Suit Against Kesha (DLISTED)
Liz Hurley Rocks A Bikini (TooFab)

Summer Boobs!!! (TMZ)

Charlize Theron Is Looking Fine As Hell!!!(Moe Jackson)
Bella Thorne Busting Out Like Bananas In Only A Naughty Bra, Oh My! (Popholic)

Heidi Klum In A Little Red Bikini (Egotastic)
Britney Spears‘ Boobs Look HUGE (WWTDD)

Bella Thorne Gets Cleaned Up In A Tub

July 31st, 2017

Bella Thorne

I know a few of you out there are starting to get tired of these daily Bella Thorne posts, but I also know that for every email I get sent asking me to stop putting up pictures of this professional attention-seeker, there’s probably at least 10 more of you who’d write begging me to put up more pictures. You know, if your hands weren’t already busy doing something else. So to those guys: this one’s for you. You’re welcome.


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Meet Super Hottie Angelina Boyko

July 31st, 2017

Angelina Boyko

Every day I come acorss hot chicks for the site, but it is not often that one blows my pants off. Here is Instagram model Angelina Boyko and I would say her only flaw would be that chocolate spot on her perfect boobie. Not to worry, I would lick it off with pleasure. Anyway, her Instagram states that she lives in Miami, but there is no way this girl is not from Russia. We don’t produce this quality of genetically modified women.

         
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Kara Del Toro’s Works Her Instagram Good

July 31st, 2017

Kara Del Toro

I’ve been running this site for a while now, which means I’ve probably done something like a million posts on hot chicks in bikinis. So trust me when I say that, in my professional opinion, Kara Del Toro here has pretty much the perfect bikini body. And before you ask, no, I’m not just saying that in the hopes that Kara reads this and decides to make an exception to her no-hooking-up-with-bloggers-who-live-in-their-mom’s-basement policy. But just so Kara knows, I’m free Fridays. …And pretty much any other day of the week. Call me!

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Sarah Hyland’s Little Bikini Booty

July 31st, 2017

Sarah Hyland

Sarah Hyland may not have the boobs that Ariel Winter has, but keep in mind she is half the size of her and for me that is a way more attractive quality. Yesterday, Sarah posted her little booty in a bikini on Instagram. If I was that dog lying next to her, I’d definitely give it a sniff.

         
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Canned Tuna

July 28th, 2017

WWE Divas Work It In Bikinis (TMZ)
Kardashian Exes Convene To Plot Retaking The Iron Throne (DLISTED)

Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon Team Up for New TV Show Together (TooFab)

What Happened To Maggie Grace? (MoeJackson)
Kate Upton Busts Out Some Ginormous Super Cleavage Action (Popoholic)

Porn Star Kim K Has Third Baby On The Way (WWTDD)
Ana Braga See-though Nip Parade (Egotastic)

Lindsey Morgan Is Probably ‘Batgirl’ (IDLYITW)

Selena Gomez’s Panties, Nippleitis And More Is A Fetish

July 28th, 2017

Turns out, that video of Selena Gomez lip-synching along to her new single “Fetish” wasn’t the actual music video for the song. And thank God, because the real one is so, so much better. I can’t speak to the song itself, because I still haven’t taken this thing off mute, but otherwise, it’s got everything I look for in a good video: a hot pop star with nippleitis feeling herself up and… yeah, nevermind. That’s pretty much all me and the Little Tuna need. Enjoy!



Charlotte McKinney Nude Goodness

July 28th, 2017

Charlotte McKinney

I know you guys love Charlotte McKinney for some reason. Or more likely, for two very, very big reasons. And I don’t really get it, since there’s hundreds of girls just like her out there. Trust me, I spend a lot of time on Instagram. But anyway, here she is posing fully naked and taking a shower for the cameras. And OK, I guess maybe I’m starting to see the appeal. In fact, I think I might need to go take a cold shower myself. Ow.

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Bella Thorne Because You Love/Hate Her

July 28th, 2017

Bella Thorne

As you guys know this is almost a Bella Thorne fansite so that means whatever she puts up that is hot, makes it on the page. So suck it up and enjoy. Enough with the emails telling me to stop. This site is not a democracy! I’m the Putin of celebrity blogging.

         
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Joanna Krupa Is Cougaring It Up In Mykonos

July 28th, 2017

According to my sources (AKA creeping her Instagram all morning), one of my OG future ex-wives Joanna Krupa is vacationing in Greece right now. Which basically involves taking and posting as many bikini selfies as her international data plan will allow. I’ve never been to Greece before, since that would mean leaving my mom’s basement, but if I’d known the view was this good, I might have reconsidered. Yow!

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Dove Cameron Gets Raw And Sexy

July 28th, 2017

Dove Cameron

I’ve been patiently waiting for Dove Cameron to finally ditch her wholesome Disney Channel image for something a little more fitting for a young, up-and-coming hottie. And no, this photoshoot for RAW isn’t going to cause a five-alarm pants fire or anything, she’s still wearing way too much clothing for my tastes. But this GIF is definitely a step in the right direction. More please. (And just to be clear, I mean more cleavage shots and less clothing.)

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