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ARCHIVES > July, 2017
I know a few of you out there are starting to get tired of these daily Bella Thorne posts, but I also know that for every email I get sent asking me to stop putting up pictures of this professional attention-seeker, there’s probably at least 10 more of you who’d write begging me to put up more pictures. You know, if your hands weren’t already busy doing something else. So to those guys: this one’s for you. You’re welcome.
Every day I come acorss hot chicks for the site, but it is not often that one blows my pants off. Here is Instagram model Angelina Boyko and I would say her only flaw would be that chocolate spot on her perfect boobie. Not to worry, I would lick it off with pleasure. Anyway, her Instagram states that she lives in Miami, but there is no way this girl is not from Russia. We don’t produce this quality of genetically modified women.
I’ve been running this site for a while now, which means I’ve probably done something like a million posts on hot chicks in bikinis. So trust me when I say that, in my professional opinion, Kara Del Toro here has pretty much the perfect bikini body. And before you ask, no, I’m not just saying that in the hopes that Kara reads this and decides to make an exception to her no-hooking-up-with-bloggers-who-live-in-their-mom’s-basement policy. But just so Kara knows, I’m free Fridays. …And pretty much any other day of the week. Call me!
You know how last time I did a post on Elsa Hosk, I said that the Swedish hottie was probably my new #1 favorite Victoria’s Secret hottie? Well, after spending some time looking over Elsa’s latest lingerie booty shots, I’d like to make a correction… Because she’s now my new #1 favorite woman of all-time. P.S. No offense, Mom.
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Turns out, that video of Selena Gomez lip-synching along to her new single “Fetish” wasn’t the actual music video for the song. And thank God, because the real one is so, so much better. I can’t speak to the song itself, because I still haven’t taken this thing off mute, but otherwise, it’s got everything I look for in a good video: a hot pop star with nippleitis feeling herself up and… yeah, nevermind. That’s pretty much all me and the Little Tuna need. Enjoy!
I know you guys love Charlotte McKinney for some reason. Or more likely, for two very, very big reasons. And I don’t really get it, since there’s hundreds of girls just like her out there. Trust me, I spend a lot of time on Instagram. But anyway, here she is posing fully naked and taking a shower for the cameras. And OK, I guess maybe I’m starting to see the appeal. In fact, I think I might need to go take a cold shower myself. Ow.
According to my sources (AKA creeping her Instagram all morning), one of my OG future ex-wives Joanna Krupa is vacationing in Greece right now. Which basically involves taking and posting as many bikini selfies as her international data plan will allow. I’ve never been to Greece before, since that would mean leaving my mom’s basement, but if I’d known the view was this good, I might have reconsidered. Yow!
I’ve been patiently waiting for Dove Cameron to finally ditch her wholesome Disney Channel image for something a little more fitting for a young, up-and-coming hottie. And no, this photoshoot for RAW isn’t going to cause a five-alarm pants fire or anything, she’s still wearing way too much clothing for my tastes. But this GIF is definitely a step in the right direction. More please. (And just to be clear, I mean more cleavage shots and less clothing.)