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Alexis Ren Dances Around In A Bikini Drinking Coffee

August 31st, 2017

Alexis Ren

Ladies! Close your eyes! Imagine being paid to wear cute glasses and to dance around in a bikini while drinking coffee. Now open them. Doesn’t your life suck!


         
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Bella Thorne Is Now A Wannabe Popstar

August 31st, 2017

Bella Thorne

I’m not gonna lie, I was a little shocked when I first heard Bella Thorne was appearing in some new music video. I never realized she wanted to be a pop star. I always thought her career goals were to become the world’s first professional Snapchatter. Anyway, I still haven’t actually listened to the song, but the video’s not bad! It’s basically just Bella on her phone in her underwear. So in other words, just a regular weekday for her. Enjoy.

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Selena Gomez Does The Piano In A Bikini

August 31st, 2017

Selena Gomez

I know it’s been at least a week or two since I’ve done any new posts on Selena Gomez, so here’s a few new updates from the pop star hottie: here she is playing the piano in a bikini and doing deep knee bends in a bathrobe with her friends assistants. I guess she must be getting ready to go on tour soon. I know that probably means selling out giant arenas or whatever, but if Selena’s interested in doing any smaller, more intimate shows, my bedroom (AKA my mom’s basement) has great acoustics. Call me!

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Victoria Justice’s Panty Peak

August 31st, 2017

Victoria Justice

Before you ask, no, I’m not entirely sure why Victoria Justice is jumping on a bed and flashing the camera here. And obviously I’m way too lazy to look it up. Besides, that’d just take away from me doing much more valuable work: creeping Victoria’s Instagram for even more great pictures of the hottie. Oh, and as an added bonus, I also included her recent performance on that Lip Sync Battle show below. Huh. Maybe I’m not so lazy after all.

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Peyton List’s Tongue Tease

August 31st, 2017

Peyton List

I’m still waiting for Peyton List to take “the next step” and go from former Disney hottie to posting daily bikini booty shows on Snapchat and/or Instagram. AKA the Bella Thorne and Miley Cyrus career path. But this latest photoshoot of her at the pool is a great start. Now she just needs to do this 2-3 times a week, and she’ll be on her way to A-list hot nobody status in no time. Practice makes perfect.

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Canned Tuna

August 30th, 2017

Who Looks More Like A Tranny? (TMZ)

Sara Sampaio Black Bra and Short Shorts (Egotastic)
Kaia Gerber is Cindy Crawford’s Twin in New Snap (TooFab)

A Flight Attendant Is Out Of A Job Because Of Rita Ora (DLISTED)
Selena Gomez Is Sexy As Hell! (MoeJackson)

Greer Grammer Looking All Kinds Of Red Hot And Bootylicious (Popoholic)
Chrissy Teigen Opens Up About Alcohol Abuse (WWTDD)

Isis Wants Head From Porn Star Mia Khalifa (IDLYITW)

Bella Thorne In A Thong Because She Is The Best

August 30th, 2017

Bella Thorne

The more I think about it, the more I think me and Bella Thorne should team up and go into business together, making instructional videos to help wannabe hot nobodies learn how to use social media. I mean, I already promote her and her bikini booty practically 5 days a week, I figure I should get something out of it. Besides the nonstop pants fires, that is.

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Bella Hadid Is Not A Real Model

August 30th, 2017

Bella Hadid

Maybe you guys don’t believe me when I talk trash about how Bella Hadid isn’t a real supermodel and how she should just stick to Instagram. Maybe you think I’m just jealous she’s got rich parents that’ll buy her however many magazine covers she wants. But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself: check out this shoot she did for Vogue Brazil and then check out Bella’s latest Instagram pictures. I rest my case.

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Julianne Hough Gets Red Hot In A Swimsuit

August 30th, 2017

Julianne Hough

So apparently Julianne Hough hit 4 million followers on Instagram yesterday, and in order to celebrate this “momentous” “achievement” she… did a backflip into her pool and held a giant #4 balloon. And that’s cool, I guess? But if Julianne really wants to give all her followers a nice video thank you, she doesn’t need any props. All she needs if a bathroom mirror, a phone and her birthday suit.


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Demi Lovato Squat Position

August 30th, 2017

Demi Lovato

I’ve never really figured out what people see in Demi Lovato. I mean, there’s tons of pop stars out there and most of them are way hotter. Maybe her music is good? Hahahaha. Sorry. I crack myself up sometimes. Anyway, I figure hopefully if I stare at this picture of Demi doing some deep knee bends for long enough, eventually I’ll see it too. Wish me luck!

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