Wonder Woman Snaps!!! (TooFab)
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I’ve gotta say, I’m a little disappointed in Sarah Hyland after seeing these latest shots of her. Not because she’s flipping the camera the double bird, I don’t give a crap about that. But, see, last time out, Sarah had finally mastered the fine art of InstaWhoring, and now here she is doing a bikini dance for the cameras and I don’t see any twerking or hip shaking. She didn’t even bother to stand up! Come on, Sarah. That’s just lazy.
Looks like Bella Thorne took a break from her very busy schedule of getting naked on Snapchat to get naked for a photoshoot for GQ Mexico instead. And don’t get me wrong, I’m down with any excuse to see more pictures of Bella wearing as little clothing as possible. But I still think I like her Snapchats better. They’re much more creative.
I know it’s been a little while since I’ve done a new post on Micaela Schaefer, so I figured we’d check back in with the world’s best-dressed hot nobody to see what she’s up to these days. And judging from these pictures, looks like she’s gone from posing naked in public to becoming an official spokesmodel for sex toys. I’m glad to see Micaela’s finally found her true calling.
According to my sources, Sailor Brinkley Cook here is Christie Brinkley‘s daughter, so I guess that explains why she’s just officially been named the newest SI Swimsuit model. I mean, don’t get me wrong, she’s a cute girl, but she’s no model. I can point to a hundred Insta-hotties who deserve a feature in SI over her. And I just wish these so-called models would stop booking jobs through their famous parents and start getting work the old-fashioned way: through
hard work their smoking hot bikini bodies. It’s only fair.
Hugh Hefner RIP (TooFab)
According to my sources over at Google, it’s Paris Fashion Week right now. Which normally, I wouldn’t give a sh%t about, because the only modeling I actually care about these days is Instagram modeling. Oh, and Victoria’s Secret modeling too, I guess. But Emily Ratajkowski and her supermodel funbags apparently showed up, and that’s always a top story as far as I’m concerned. So enjoy.
I knew I recognized Zahia Dehar‘s perfect funbags from somewhere, but in case your memory’s even worse than mine is, here’s a quick refresher: this hot blonde first got famous after being involved in some underage prostitution scandal with a few members of the French national soccer team back in 2010. Then, because France isn’t nearly as prude as the US, she went on to become a famous lingerie designer. And now it looks like she’s decided to give Instagram modeling a shot. And she’s a total natural at it, if you ask me. Yow!
I know I give Bella Thorne a lot of ink for her tongue skills, but let’s not forget who the true pioneer of hot nobody tongue action was. That’s right. Miley Cyrus was sticking hers out for the cameras long before Bella ever joined Snapchat. So here’s some throwback tongue action from Miley. And actually, this gives me a great idea: Bella and Miley should have a tongue fight to see who the real #1 is. Forget Mayweather/McGregor, I guarantee that’d set a new pay-per-view record.
I’ve gotta give Bella Thorne credit. For someone with no real discernible talent, other than the ability to stick her tongue and/or funbags out for the camera, Bella sure knows how to put on a good show. So here she is up on stage at some concert putting her talent(s) to good use. And I don’t know about you guys, but I’m definitely hoping for an encore.
–Porn star Kim Kardashian and her coke rumours
–Hilary Duff in a little bikini
–This chick will blow your pants off
–Sabrina Carpenter Classy and Sexy For Flaunt
–Ashanti’s juicy bikini pics
–Amber Rose bush backlash
–Jesus this is fine as F
–Rafa Consentino is gorgeous
–JLo is working good in this video
Guess The Celebrity Booty (TMZ)
I know some of you out there don’t understand the rest of our obsession with Bella Thorne, so I’m going to try to explain it to you. See, unlike the rest of the so-called celebrities and wannabe models out there, Bella isn’t trying to launch some acting career or new album. All she wants to do is dance around in bikinis and fishnets all day. And here at Hollywood Tuna, we fully support that career choice.