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Elsa Hosk Will Blow Your Pants Off

November 30th, 2017

Elsa Hosk

I could spend all day watching this GIF of Elsa Hosk smacking her booty on repeat, but I’ve got a site to run and I’m a professional. (Stop laughing.) So first I’m going to make sure to get this post of all the latest hotness from the Victoria’s Secret hottie up, and then I’m going to get back to drooling all over my keyboard. Enjoy.


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Kendall Jenner Is The Highest Paid “Model”

November 30th, 2017

According to my sources, Kendall Jenner was recently named the highest-paid model in the world for 2017, although I’m pretty sure somebody got their math wrong. Are we sure they didn’t accidentally make a list of who pays the most for fashion magazine covers and not who gets paid the most? Anyway, assuming it is true, it just goes to show how sad the modeling industry is these days. Don’t get me wrong, Kendall’s definitely hot. But the idea that she’s the world’s most in-demand “supermodel” is a total joke.

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Genevieve Morton For Every Month

November 30th, 2017

Genevieve Morton

I didn’t realize they still made calendars for busty B-list bikini hotties, but I guess they must, because here’s a sneak preview of Genevieve Morton‘s 2018 calendar. Actually, I didn’t realize people still even use physical calendars anymore. I can barely stare at one of these pictures for more than 30 seconds, let alone an entire month.

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Hannah Ferguson Is A Bikini Is Sweet Goodness

November 30th, 2017

Hannah Ferguson

It’s almost December, which means winter is right around the corner, and that sucks for anyone who doesn’t live in a warm climate. So here’s a little something to help keep your Seasonal Affective Disorder at bay for a couple more days (or at least the next 30-45 seconds): a new photoshoot featuring Hannah Ferguson and a few of her fellow SI Swimsuit issue model friends. I don’t know about you, but me and the Little Tuna are feeling better already.

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Hannah Ferguson

Emily Ratajkowski Is Nude Again

November 29th, 2017

Emily Ratajkowski

I guess Emily Ratajkowski is still busy enjoying that beach vacation of hers, and thanks to these pictures, us perverts can too. I was going to say that, at this rate, I hope she never goes back to work, but I’m pretty sure this technically counts as work for a professional Instagram model like Emily. So nevermind. Enjoy!

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Stella Maxwell Is A Tongue Tease

November 29th, 2017

Stella Maxwell

It feels like I’ve been talking for years now about how Victoria’s Secret needs to start promoting new hotties to take over for when Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima get too old and have to retire. I know, at this rate, that’s not happening any time soon, but when it does, I nominate Stella Maxwell to take their place. She’s got everything a good A-list supermodel should have: a perfect body and… yeah, nevermind, that’s really pretty much it.

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Stella Maxwell

Ariel Winter Pumps It Up

November 29th, 2017

Ariel Winter

Ariel Winter is always at the gym working out and I see little to no improvement. Now I’m not saying she looks bad, but it makes me wonder what she’d look like if she didn’t workout at all!


         
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Bella Thorne And Her Sister Hipster It Up

November 29th, 2017

Bella Thorne

I know it’s rare to get an actual photoshoot from Bella Thorne and not just some random GIFs and topless selfies I pulled off Snapchat, but I guess it’s good to shake things up every once in a while. So here’s Bella and her hot sister Dani pretending to be hipsters? Flower children? Professional models? I’m not really sure. But I do know this would’ve been way better without all that baggy oversized clothing. Oh well. Maybe next time.

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Sara Jean Underwood Is A Sexy Hustler

November 29th, 2017

Sara Jean Underwood

I guess Sara Jean Underwood is still hard at work making fresh new content for all 3K of her Patreon suckers — sorry, I mean subscribers — because here she is giving new meaning to the term “riding bareback”. And don’t get me wrong, it’s definitely hot, but I feel like we’ve seen it before. If Sara really wants to give her fans something new and inventive, how about riding a blogger? No hottie’s ever done that before. Trust me.

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