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Canned Tuna

February 28th, 2018

Guess The Hot Booty! (TMZ)

Bella Thorne Dynamite Body In Tight White Top (Egotastic)
Gigi Hadid Is Classy Hot (TooFab)

Ryan Seacrest’s Former Stylist Accuses Him Of Years Of Unwanted Sexual Harassment (DLISTED)
Jennifer Lawrence Looks Amazing!!! (MoeJackson)

Madison Beer Braless, Busty, And Nippy, Oh My! (Popoholic)

Hottie Em Rat An Honest Woman Now (WWTDD)
‘View’ Says It’s ‘Fair Game’ to Ask Ivanka About Dad’s Alleged Sexual Misconduct (TooFab)

Bella Thorne’s Tongue Promotes Her New Movie

February 28th, 2018

Bella Thorne

I guess Bella Thorne has a new movie coming out, and as far as I can tell, it’s a real movie and not just a feature-length Snapchat video of her dancing in her underwear. (Too bad.) It’s got a poster and a trailer and everything, and apparently a premiere in Rome. Anyway, that’s great for Bella, I guess, but personally, I’m way more interested in the tongue action and red carpet cleavage. Here’s hoping there’s a sequel.

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Megan Fox In Sexy Lingerie

February 28th, 2018

Megan Fox

I know she hasn’t been relevant or famous in years, but who cares? Megan Fox is still a stone-cold fox and that’s all that really matters. Anyway, here’s Megan modeling lingerie for Frederick’s of Hollywood, and I’m glad to see that she’s finally given up on that whole acting thing and followed her true calling: giving us pants fires in lingerie. Yow!

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Alexis Ren Will Blow Your Pants Off

February 28th, 2018

Alexis Ren

You guys probably heard by now that Alexis Ren was named the Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue Rookie of the Year for 2018 (mostly because I won’t stop doing posts about it). Anyway, apparently my favorite Insta-hottie did an Instagram post thanking a few people for believing in her, and it’s strange, but I don’t see my name in there. She must’ve accidentally hit the wrong button, or maybe she’s just saving her thank you for something a little more private. Yeah, that’s got to be it.

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Miley Cyrus Is A Wonderland

February 28th, 2018

Miley Cyrus

For a while there, Miley Cyrus was pretending to be some boring, wholesome country girl and I guess the act didn’t help her sell any more records, because it looks like she’s finally back to her old self. It’s about time. Anyway, here she is on the cover of Wonderland‘s Spring Issue, and here’s hoping this is just the start of a major Miley hotness comeback. Fingers crossed.

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Canned Tuna

February 27th, 2018

Check Out This Chick! (TMZ)
Mary Elizabeth Winstead Reportedly Dumped Ewan McGregor (DLISTED)

Why Monster Kardashian‘s Pregnancy Is ‘Torture’ (TooFab)

Liz Hurley Is Too Old For Selfies? (MoeJackson)
Jennifer Lawrence Busting Out More Than Just Her Massive Cleavage… WOW! (Popoholic)

Heather Locklear Arrested, Has Still Got It (WWTDD)
Reality Star Emma Woodhams Stunning Curves (Egotastic)

Josh Duhamel Is Banging Eiza Gonzalez (IDLYITW)

Martha Hunt Does Jessica Simpson

February 27th, 2018

Martha Hunt

According to my sources, Martha Hunt is modeling a new line of clothing from Jessica Simpson here, because I guess Jessica is getting too old to model her own clothes anymore. She’s got to be in her late 30s by now. That’s ancient in model years. Anyway, I’m glad to see a hottie like Martha take over, but it still would’ve been nice to see Jessica one last time to pass the torch Daisy Dukes.

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Ariel Winter Is Testing The Limits Of Her Leggings

February 27th, 2018

Ariel Winter

As far as I can tell from her social media, Ariel Winter spends 99.9% of her day in the gym working out. So shouldn’t she be ripped by now? I mean, don’t get me wrong, she doesn’t look bad, but she’s not super skinny yet either. I guess it’s true, you can’t fight genetics. That’s why I don’t even bother working out in the first place.


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Sara Sampaio And Her Hot Friends Are Hard At Work

February 27th, 2018

Sara Sampaio

Because the only thing better than one hottie in a bikini is a whole bunch of them, here’s one of my favorite up-and-coming Victoria’s Secret models Sara Sampaio hard at work taking it easy with a bunch of her hot friends on a yacht. And I know this probably doesn’t look like “work” to you guys, but… Actually, nevermind, you’re right. Whatever. It’s still super hot, so enjoy.

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Victoria Justice Stuffs Her Mouth Good

February 27th, 2018

Victoria Justice

I keep trying to tell you guys that Victoria Justice is super talented and just seriously underrated, and maybe you believe me, maybe you don’t. But here she is managing to do something seriously impressive: look super hot while shoving powdered donuts into her mouth. See? Now that’s talent. That takes skill. I’m telling you guys, this girl’s a pro.

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Canned Tuna

February 26th, 2018

Gabrielle Union In A Sexy Swimsuit (TMZ)
67-Year-Old Jane Seymour Posed For Playboy (DLISTED)

Paris Jackson, Millie Bobby Brown Stun In New Calvin Klein Campaign (TooFab)
Leggy In Thigh-High Boots? Yes Please! (Popoholic)

Bella Thorne Goodness (MoeJackson)

Farrah Abraham Won’t Take Porn Shame Bent Over (WWTDD)
Jasmine Tookes and Lais Ribiero Keep Up The Sexy At VS Store (Egotastic)

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