As you guys know, Adidas likes to have social media stars promote their shoes, so here is Kendall Jenner “modeling” them in what appears to be one of her closets. You’d think the chick could donate some of her crap to a charity? She looks like a hoarder. Anyway, there’s really nothing that interesting about these pics so let’s move along.
ARCHIVES > March, 2018
Cuties At The Beach (MoeJackson)
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m glad to see that Bella Thorne is finally done promoting that lame movie of hers and getting back to her real job: hanging out doing nothing all day and posting selfies on Instagram. There’s even some old school Bella tongue action. Now that’s more like it!
Whoa. Do you guys remember Selena Gomez looking this busty? Because I sure don’t, and I’m pretty sure it’s my job to keep track of these kinds of things. Or at least to report on them. Anyway, here she is going rollerskating with friends and Selena’s definitely looking chestier than ever. Maybe it’s just a trick of the light or the angle, but here’s hoping not. Be sure to stay tuned for more on this important breaking story.
I don’t care if Victoria Justice is still famous outside the Hollywood Tuna offices or not, I still love this hottie. So here’s a post for old times’ sake: you know, where I drool over her latest hotness while she pretends to not even know I exist. It’s kind of our thing. I know, I know, it’s pretty romantic, right?
Since I know there’s at least a few of you sickos out there who are still into this plastic porn star and it’s my job to give the people what they want, here’s a few more Photoshopped shots of Kim Kardashian. This time, apparently it’s for Elle. Anyway, I don’t get it, but I guess different folks, different strokes or whatever.
Swingin‘ Hotties (TMZ)
Jaime King Gives Us A Jaw-Dropping Booty And Leg Show (Popoholic)
My regular readers probably already know this, but I was a big fan of Emmanuelle Chriqui back in the day when she was still on TV on a weekly basis. Anyway, I’m not sure if she’s technically still “famous” but she is still a total pants fire, and that was good enough to get her in the latest issue of Men’s Health. And I don’t know about you guys, but me and the Little Tuna are feeling very healthy after this. Yow!
I’m not entirely sure where these shots of Ariel Winter showing off her booty and getting in a bubble bath are from, but I’m 99.9% sure it’s not a new episode of Modern Family. Unless that show got way, way better after I stopped watching it and no one told me. Anyway, according to my sources, this is actually from some new movie called The Last Movie Star. I’d say I’m going to watch it now, but I’m pretty sure we already saw the best part.
I don’t understand how or why someone would spend what I’m guessing was hours (maybe days?) Photoshopping Kim Kardashian into something that might approximate a minor pants fire, but then again, I also don’t understand why people still care about this former porn star… But if clearly retouched booty shots are your thing, enjoy, I guess.
We haven’t seen one of Izabel Goulart‘s patented Instagram exercise videos in a while, but I’m happy to report that everybody’s favorite professional Victoria’s Secret hottie/semi-pro Insta-workout video host is still super fit. And if she ever needs a gym buddy, I’m available. I won’t actually do any exercise myself — well, unless you count my forearm/wrist reps. Call me!