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Jessica Simpson Is Still The Boob Queen

April 30th, 2018

Jessica Simpson

In the last few years, Jessica Simpson has been too busy making millions with her shoes and purses to get into a bikini and show off her big guns. However, every once in a while she reminds us that she is by far the most boobilicious celebrity going. Not even young guns like Ariel Winter can dethrone the Boob Queen. All Hail Jessica Simpson’s tits.

         
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Bella Thorne’s Sweet Underboob

April 30th, 2018

Bella Thorne

I think Bella Thorne has a clothing line or something that she has been promoting endlessly on her social media and that is a good thing because we get to see her model the outfits and show off her sweet fake underboobs. I have to say, that she is by far the hardest working girl on Instagram and she deserves all the boners she gets. Enjoy.


         
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Elsa Hosk Because She Is Amazing

April 30th, 2018

Elsa Hosk

I think Elsa Hosk is my favorite model. I know I say that a lot, but I have yet to find one bad picture of her. She kills every photo she is in. Ya sure this photoshoot is boring and all, but she looks amazing. There is no denying that.

         
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Alessandra Ambrosio Rides An Inflatable

April 27th, 2018

Alessandra Ambrosio

I’ve been doing this site for years, and posting super-hot pictures of the super-hot Alessandra Ambrosio for almost as long, but after checking out this latest round of pictures from the Victoria’s Secret model/MILF, she’s still just as smoking hot as she was back in the day, even though she’s 37 now. And I figure at this rate, if she can keep it up, Alessandra’s hotness is going to outlast me and this site. Along with everything else in the known universe. Yow.

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Kate Upton Belongs Only In A Bikini

April 27th, 2018

Kate Upton

Since you guys seemed to dig those shots of Kate Upton I posted earlier this week (and more importantly, because me and the Little Tuna definitely did), I figured I’d put up a few more bikini pictures from everyone’s favorite busty blonde bikini model today. So here you go. Don’t say I never do anything for myself but pretend it’s for you guys. You’re welcome.

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Victoria Justice Because She Is Pretty

April 27th, 2018

Victoria Justice

If you’re a regular reader, then you already know that I love Victoria Justice and have for years. Even if I’m not entirely sure what she does for work anymore. Is she still acting or just pretending to be a model like pretty much every other hottie in Hollywood these days? I don’t know. But here she is doing what I guess is a photoshoot for… the National Park Service? So maybe Victoria’s career isn’t going as well as I thought. Which means I might actually have a shot with her now! Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a punchline.

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Bella Thorne Gets Kinky In Bed

April 27th, 2018

Bella Thorne

I’m not sure where this clip of Bella Thorne getting frisky with some lucky bastard in bed is from (and I’m way too lazy to bother looking it up), but I’m 99% sure it’s from a movie or TV show, and not something Bella put together just to make me jealous. Although, mission accomplished. I always knew I should’ve tried to become an actor instead of a blogger. I mean, if Bella and this chump can do it, how hard can it be? I bet I could really nail this scene. Although I’d probably only last one take… Maybe two if I concentrate.



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Rachel Cook Is Amazing

April 26th, 2018

Rachel Cook

I could’ve sworn that Rachel Cook worked for Victoria’s Secret or something, but I’m pretty sure she’s just another professional Insta-hottie. And it’s insane to me that no company’s hired her to model for them yet. Because I may not know much, but I do know this: this chick was born to wear a bikini and/or lingerie. Just see below for proof.

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Rachel Cook

Madison Beer Is Talented And Hot

April 26th, 2018

Madison Beer

I know it’s been at least a couple weeks since we’ve checked back in on Madison Beer, AKA one of my new favorite hot nobodies, so I figured it was a good time to see what she’s been up to lately drool over some recent pictures of her. So here you go: there’s a few good selfies, a Coachella picture, a couple of her pretending to be a “pop star”. And I bet the show’s even better live. (Just to be clear, I’m talking about her leg show, not her music.)

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