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Lily Collins Has Nice Legs

May 31st, 2018

Lily Collins

Even though Lily Collins Instagram is the most boring Instagram you will ever visit, this picture of her in a swimsuit with her long legs is one of the best photos I’ve seen all year. She’s amazing! Now if only she can stop posting pictures of her face on social media and put more of this, I would be one happy camper.

         
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Lily Collins Lily Collins      

Lindsay Lohan Is Not Holding Up Well

May 31st, 2018

Lindsay Lohan

It has been a very long time since I’ve done a post on Lindsay Lohan and after seeing these weird pics from Emirates Woman (whatever that is), I believe I won’t be posting her again for a very long time. It’s tragic because Lindsay used to cause my pants to explode and now nothing. Zilch!

         
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Kara Del Toro Belongs In A Bikini

May 31st, 2018

Kara Del Toro

Here’s instagram model whatever Kara Del Toro doing what she does best. Pose in a swimsuit and probably looking for a sugar daddy. And if so she should call me since I have plenty of sugar in my mom’s basement. You should see all the candy next to me Nintendo.

         
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Victoria Justice And Madison Grace Are The Hottest Sisters

May 31st, 2018

Victoria Justice

You know what makes Victoria Justice even hotter? You guessed it! Her equally hot sister Madison. She should always take pics with her. This is now my new favorite crush. Why have one when you can have sisters? Anyway, it doesn’t get much better than this.

         
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Olivia Holt In A Bikini

May 30th, 2018

Olivia Holt

I really thought Olivia Holt and her cuteness was going to blow up big, but then came Peyton List and I said Olivia is done. But then came Dove Cameron and now Peyton is done. Since they are all kinda the same, I don’t think there is a cutie who can compete with Dove’s cuteness going forward. She is the clear winner. Nonetheless, here is Olivia in a bikini and that is always post worthy.

         
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Olivia Holt Olivia Holt Olivia Holt Olivia Holt
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Not Emily Ratajkowski’s Best Look

May 30th, 2018

Emily Ratajkowski

Well this is not my favorite Emily Ratajkowski look. Emily is not the best looking broad in the business, so doing funky hairstyles is a no-no. She needs to stick with her booty, boobs and natural normal hair. There is no time to get creative when dealing with little Tuna.

         
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Ireland Baldwin Is Now A Guess Model?

May 30th, 2018

Ireland Baldwin

We live in a crazy world when Ireland Baldwin is a Guess model. Sure she is tall, has big boobs and not ugly, but she is by no means a model. Now I know Guess usually gets bodacious chikitas for their print ads, but Ireland Baldwin? I can name you 100 girls who would be a better choice. Guess, call me.

         
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Ireland Baldwin Ireland Baldwin Ireland Baldwin Ireland Baldwin

Alexis Ren’s Booty Show

May 29th, 2018

Alexis Ren

Once again we have Alexis Ren showing off her little booty. Yes, it’s perfect. I would spend days making sure if was cleaned and polished with my tongue. Did you guys know my tongue works both as disinfectant, simonizer and buffer?

         
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Miley Cyrus’ Shirt Is Inviting.

May 29th, 2018

Miley Cyrus

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This photo of Miley Cyrus has been floating around and I’m not sure if someone Photoshopped that shirt or not. However, if it is real that would mean the old Miley Cyrus is back and we are about to get some good Miley sl%tty material in the upcoming futures. Fingers crossed.

         
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