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Ariana Grande Knows How To Move Her Little Body

June 29th, 2018

Ariana Grande

Ariana Grande is the most annoying singer after Christina Aguilera, but man is she fun to watch. Such a cute little package. She really needs to come over to my mom’s basement and use those moves while we play horsey together. Call me.

         
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Ariana Grande      

Alexis Ren Being Alexis Ren

June 29th, 2018

Alexis Ren

Well folks, my mind was blown the other day when I was chatting with a chick about fitness and she told me that she bought Alexis Ren’s fitness clothes. I laughed and made fun of her because we all know it’s over priced junk, but I guess InstaHo wannabes follow their role models. Good for Alexis for finding her niche.

         
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Jenna Dewan Is OK

June 29th, 2018

Jenna Dewan

I believe Jenna Dewan is single now, so I guess it’s back to being a hot chick on the prowl for a new leading man. I know her body is smokin’, but I’m just not a huge fan of her. She kinda of reminds me of a pug. Like she’s cute in an ugly way. Little Tuna would still let her play with him any day of the week.

         
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Kendall Jenner Does Her Wannabe Model Thing

June 29th, 2018

Kendall Jenner

I’m still in shock that Kendall Jenner is the highest paid model. Sure she’s cute, but I can find you a million plus girls who are far better than her. We live in a crazy would kids.

         
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Kendall Jenner        

Romee Strijd Is Amazing

June 28th, 2018

Romee Strijd

After Elsa Hosk, Romee Strijd is the second greatest thing to ever walk on this planet. Sadly, second place is first loser and the prize for being first loser is a ride on Little Tuna. Come collect.

         
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Bella Thorne Is The Money Shot Queen

June 28th, 2018

Bella Thorne

I didn’t know that Bella Thorne had a TV show, but it turns out it was cancelled. I wonder why? Probably because the chick is batsh%t crazy and a liability. Anyway, I’m pretty sure her acting career is over, but all that practicing with sticking her tongue out will come to good use when she decides to make a sex tape. After Miley Cyrus, Bella is the money shot queen! When is Vivid going to offer her some money already!


         
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Kara Del Toro Will Blow Off Your Pants

June 27th, 2018

Kara Del Toro

Kara Del Toro is killing the Instagram game. Here she showing off her InstaModel body and Little Tuna approves. Girl is going to give me a level ten pant fire. If you don’t hear from me in a couple of hours that’s because I may be tending my burn wounds.

         
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Alexis Ren Needs Me To Sponsor Her

June 27th, 2018

Alexis Ren

As you guys know Alexis Ren is a hard working influencer. Here she is getting her fake little model boobies grabbed and played with. Wonder if that was a sponsored post, because if not, I’m willing to pay some good money to sponsor those.

         
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Booty Work

June 27th, 2018

Hailee Steinfeld

I didn’t know that Hailee Steinfeld had a booty like that. Had I known, I would definitely spend more time posting her. I still haven’t heard one of her songs, but that sweet ass is music to my ears. Girl’s got talent!


         
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