Whenever people ask you what superpower you’d want, most idiots always say flight, or being invisible so they could sneak into the women’s locker room, which seems smart, but also means you have to hang around in gyms all day. Me? I’d choose x-ray vision. Because even though Sofia Vergara is rocking a great see-through shirt in these pictures, it’s not quite as amazing as it could be, since she’s still wearing a bra. So if you’ll excuse me, it’s time to go zap myself with radiation and fix this problem once and for all. Who’s the idiot now?