I don’t normally follow celebrity gossip, I like to take the high road and focus on celebrity T&A instead, but sometimes you can’t avoid it. And I read somewhere that Carmen Electra dumped that Simon Cowell dude because he was cheating on her, which makes him even dumber than I thought. Because judging from these latest profile shots, Carmen is still just as hot as she was 20 years ago. So, if she’s looking for a little revenge, hooking up with a blogger would make any ex jealous. I’d be happy to volunteer, and I promise to post lots of pictures.