Here’s everyone’s favorite sourpuss Kristen Stewart out running errands, and while she might have everyone else fooled with the grumpy hipster act, she can’t fool me. I know there’s a legitimate hottie underneath the frown and that stupid hat. I can tell from the profile shot of her booty in these jeans. Somebody just needs to work with Kristen to bring it out. Luckily for her, I’m known as the Hottie Whisperer, and my rates are very reasonable. I only charge 2 hours of motorboating per week. We can start anytime.