Because there’s nothing I love more than finding out that a former hottie is still a current hottie, here’s Christie Brinkley at something called the Ellen’s Run Pink Apron Party, whatever that is. I’d look it up, but right now I’m still in shock from looking at these pictures. I can’t believe how hot Christie is at her age. I’d say that I hope my future ex-wife looks half this good at 59, but we all know that’s impossible. Partly because not too many people have genes this good, but mostly because I’ll have traded her in for a younger model by then.