Further proof that British reality TV is light-years ahead of American TV, apparently my favorite nobody Courtney Stodden was recently added to the Celebrity Big Brother UK house. I think it’s a great idea, even if the crowd supposedly booed her. Courtney’s blonde, barely famous, and she’s got two huge, made-for-TV talents. She should fit right in with all the other busty British nobodies over there. Now, help me convince the producers that the show could use a celebrity blogger contestant next. With all those cameras and hot tubs, it’d help make me and Courtney’s sex tape much easier to film.