I’ve had a crush on Piper Perabo ever since she was in Coyote Ugly. Her lip syncing that LeAnn Rimes song was one of the best performances on film I’ve ever seen. But now I’m concerned because she is rumored to be dating Matthew Perry. Dating a guy who was addicted to painkillers and alcohol is not a good idea. Drug addicts don’t make smart decisions… especially when it comes to choosing sexual partners.

Update: No longer is Matthew Perry linked to Piper Perabo, he’s now rumored to be dating Kristin Davis. I can’t keep up.

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