I don’t really follow celebrity gossip, because I already have enough trouble keeping tracking of all these hotties’ names, let alone their boring drama. So I couldn’t tell you whether or not Melanie Iglesias is still dating that Jersey Shore douche. But here’s hoping the former Maxim Hometown Hottie is back on the market, because after seeing her at the MTV Video Music Award, I’d like to put in an offer. Granted, it’s going to be a little lower because of the previous tenant, but still, I could see myself being very happy living in that cleavage of Melanie’s. Where do I sign?