I know it’s not quite as good as yesterday’s VMA pictures, but here’s Selena Gomez at the LA premiere of her new movie Getaway looking like a hot grown-up. You know, instead of the 15-year-old girl she always used to dress like. I’ve gotta assume two things are responsible for that: her breaking up with that tiny lesbian she used to date, and my constant encouragement to dress sexier. So go ahead and enjoy the results of all that hard work. I know I will.