Here’s Sofia Vergara at the 38th annual Hampton Classic Horse Show, which I guess is what rich people do for Labor Day Weekend while the rest of us are out drinking on the front lawn in our underwear — or is that just me? Anyway, I apologize for the dude, but there was no way to crop out the loser on Sofia’s arm in these shots. I don’t blame him though. If I ever got to put my filthy mitts on Sofia, I’d make sure there was as much evidence as possible. In fact, I’d hire a photographer to follow us around everywhere. Especially in the bedroom.