Here’s my former favorite nobody Heidi Montag out celebrating her loser husband’s 30th birthday at Crazy Horse III. Because you always invite your wife along to your birthday party at the Vegas strip club, right? Anyway, I know it’s been a while since we’ve seen Heidi, but I didn’t realize her and that d-bag were still married. I guess I always assumed that it was just a sham for the cameras, like pretty much everything else they did. But now I finally understand why she kept ignoring my attempts to ask her out. Shh, let me have this.
Heidi Montag Is A Ho-st For Valentine’s Day
Heidi Montag Needs To Get Nailed
Heidi Montag Needs A Pearl Necklace For Her Birthday
Heidi Montag Checks Out Her Melons Too. Now That’s Original.