I don’t know a lot about this Brittny Gastineau, other than that she spells her name wrong, but judging from the funbags and the way she’s hanging out at the beach, I’m going to assume she’s a reality TV star. Turns out she’s not some Real Housewife though. Because even though she looks like a cougar-in-training, apparently Brittny’s best friends with Kim Kardashian. She’s also the daughter of former NFL sack-master Mark Gastineau, but despite both of those things, she’s not built like a linebacker. Which is pretty impressive, but all this talk about sacks has got me wondering how Brittny is in one.