I may not be a fan of Taylor Swift‘s music, but I’d take front row seats to this leg show any day of the week. And even though everybody always rags on Taylor for going through ex-boyfriends faster than toilet paper, I get where she’s coming from. In fact, between those legs and her serial dating, I think Taylor would make a perfect ex-Mrs. Tuna someday. After we divorce, she can write a hit single about me while I get rich off our sex tape. It’d be a real win-win.