I was all ready to get all excited about these awesome lingerie pictures of Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo for GQ Mexico, and then I had to accidentally go and find out that she got engaged to that douche from Maroon 5 over the summer. I already knew the guy was capable of stealing all of our girlfriends if he wanted to, but now it’s personal: that lucky bastard just stole one of mine. I mean, granted, Behati didn’t know that we were dating yet, but still, not cool dude. Not cool.
September 4th, 2013