I know I like to make fun of Victoria Silvstedt for not doing anything other than lie around in bikinis at the beach. But that’s not entirely fair — she also likes to lie around in bikinis on rich dudes’ giant yachts. Besides, it just wouldn’t be right to hide a cougar body as good as Victoria’s in business casual. And since I run a bikini-friendly office here in my mom’s basement, I’d like to officially offer Victoria a position at Hollywood Tuna. I haven’t decided which one yet, but hopefully she’s flexible.