I know that other sites have probably already covered the fact that Jessica Simpson had her kid, since it happened a couple months ago and all. But while they were all waiting for the first pictures of the little brat, I’ve been waiting on something way more important: the first pictures of Jessica’s post-baby funbags. Well, wait no longer, because here they are, and I’m happy to report that they’re looking nice and healthy. I don’t know about you guys, but they’re so cute, I just want to pinch ’em. I wonder if Jessica will let me hold them for a minute.