Here’s pinup model Phoenix Stanna competing in an event called Miss Venice Vintage 2013, which I’m assuming has something to do with how hot a girl can look straddling a bike. Judging from these shots, Phoenix looks like a serious contender, but it’s also giving me a pretty good idea. Sub out the motorcycle for a blogger and I think we’ve got the next great beauty pageant. Not to mention the only one where I’d rather be a prop than a judge. Let’s make this happen people.